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  • sofunny
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    • Feb 2009
    • 3
    #1

    Very good forum

    This has been the funniest forum i ever saw on the web

    Never knew you could make a group of perverted old men and keep calling for the name of Christ.

    Yes that's what you all are, perverted old men. Admit it. Be ashamed. And CHANGE!

    There's still time.

    This forum is a Godless place.

    Very funny though.
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748
      #2
      Re: Very good forum

      Come over here, boy, I'm going to whack you with my prayer stick.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Pastor Al E Pistle
          Christ's Cōnsiliārius
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 9323
          #3
          Re: Very good forum

          Originally posted by sofunny View Post
          This has been the funniest forum i ever saw on the web
          God is not mocked! You have a very warped sense of humor!
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22916
              #4
              Re: Very good forum

              I find your post disgusting on many levels. Your blatant sexism singles out the men but, I'll have you know, there are plenty of women here too!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • sofunny
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                  • Feb 2009
                  • 3
                  #5
                  Re: Very good forum

                  Nobar "king": you just proved my point;

                  "pastor" al e pistle: im not mocking God i'm mocking you.

                  Ezekiel Bathfire: ok i'll correct myself.... perverted old men and perverted women.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748
                      #6
                      Re: Very good forum

                      Now you're making me angry. You're also a liar and a hypocrite. Later, when the DOF has a chance to compile your files, I'm sure that your browsing history will confirm that you're a dirty chicken choker. How dare you accuse us of being perverted? You're the real perv, here, dood.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22916
                          #7
                          Re: Very good forum

                          Originally posted by sofunny View Post
                          Nobar "king": you just proved my point;

                          "pastor" al e pistle: im not mocking God i'm mocking you.

                          Ezekiel Bathfire: ok i'll correct myself.... perverted old men and perverted women.
                          Ageism! Not all the men are old! Anyway, what's wrong with old men? We know from the Bible that people (usually men) often lived to be 600 or so.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639
                              #8
                              Re: Very good forum

                              I'm grateful for the opportunity to entertain you, but we'll get to laugh for eternity as we watch you bob up and down in the lake of fire.

                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                • sofunny
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                                  • Feb 2009
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                                  #9
                                  Re: Very good forum

                                  It's the "old" part that bothers you Mr. Bathfire? That's odd.

                                  Deep deep down you know what you say around here is perverted and unholy.

                                  I just hope you realize that someday.

                                  Peace to your soul either way.

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                                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                      Always Biblically correct
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 10639
                                      #10
                                      Re: Very good forum

                                      Originally posted by sofunny View Post
                                      Deep deep down you know what you say around here is perverted and unholy.
                                      Prove it, using Scripture.
                                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                        • Nobar King
                                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                          Christ's Guardian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2007
                                          • 23748
                                          #11
                                          Re: Very good forum

                                          This thirteen year old has never even seen a Bible.
                                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                              Senior Pastor
                                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                              Always Biblically correct
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 10639
                                              #12
                                              Re: Very good forum

                                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                              This thirteen year old has never even seen a Bible.
                                              Most "Christians" haven't, except when Pastor Feelgood goes to the lectern and reads only John 3:16.
                                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                                • eliot mayfield
                                                  God Squad
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 9324
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Very good forum

                                                  Well, if he ever gets out of his Mother's basement, he might see the light!
                                                  Matthew:
                                                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                                                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                                                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                                                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                       
                                                      • Sep 2006
                                                      • 78556
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Very good forum

                                                      I resent his bigotry.


                                                      Anyway, some of us aren't "old" by any stretch of the imagination.
                                                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                        • Jonnii
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                                                          • Feb 2009
                                                          • 20
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Very good forum

                                                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                          Ageism! Not all the men are old! Anyway, what's wrong with old men? We know from the Bible that people (usually men) often lived to be 600 or so.
                                                          ok now you proved to me that your are all nutjobs and the bible is nothing but a made up story. do you seriously think a man would live to be 600??

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