[Pastor Ezekiel]

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ok now you proved to me that your are all nutjobs and the bible is nothing but a made up story. do you seriously think a man would live to be 600??

Though Christ, all things are possible.

He could even make you a human being.

[Jonnii]

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seriously though, 600?

[William A]

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What evidence do you have to suggest that an all powerful God cannot create a being that can live 600 years? I could explain this to my son who happens to be three.

[JennyD]

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seriously though, 600?

Pastors, forgive me for barging into the Men's Room, but it seems this fellow needs PROOF.

Well, here it is:

Genesis 5

1This is the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

2Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

3And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat a son in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth:

4And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

5And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

6And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos:

7And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

8And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

9And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan:

10And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:

11And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

And on it goes. Noah didn't even have his sons until he was 500 years old.

[Jonnii]

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is there another source other than The Bible to say that a man lived that long?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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is there another source other than The Bible to say that a man lived that long?

I don't hear you saying, "Is there another source, that had never heard of Darwin, that says Darwin was right... I don't read your asking if anyone else, independently, proved Einstein's guesses. Yet you question the very Word of God!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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is there another source other than The Bible to say that a man lived that long?

The Bible was given to us by God Himself. It even says so in the Bible! What other book would you need? God is the ultimate authority on everything.

BTW: If you make one more post with careless punctuation and capitalization, I am going to toss you into Quarantine. That means your posts will be restricted to that section of the forum only, until you demonstrate an ability to consistently use the Shift key.

I'm not kidding. Your posts offend and bore at the same time.

[valentin]

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Now you're making me angry. You're also a liar and a hypocrite.

The only true hypocrite here, is the one that insists on spreading a peacful religion, but in all trueness is racist and evil.

And you are a liar for pretending to be a christian.
Im onto you, and will uncover you.

There is no stopping me.

Later, when the DOF has a chance to compile your files, I'm sure that your browsing history will confirm that you're a dirty chicken choker. How dare you accuse us of being perverted? You're the real perv, here, dood.

Wow that was a great comeback, DOOD.

ahhahaha, you old men have a tougher time defending your sexual orientation than those unloved nuns.
And the DOF isn't going to knock down my doors, you haggard whore.
Seriously, no one cares. If anyone should be arrested it's you.

For false advertising, OR (if im wrong) hate crimes.

[valentin]

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The Bible was given to us by God Himself. It even says so in the Bible! What other book would you need? God is the ultimate authority on everything.

BTW: If you make one more post with careless punctuation and capitalization, I am going to toss you into Quarantine. That means your posts will be restricted to that section of the forum only, until you demonstrate an ability to consistently use the Shift key.

I'm not kidding. Your posts offend and bore at the same time.

It's funny that "True Christians" stress the importance of literacy, when in reality the bible was written in an illiterate marbledy mash.
Due to its combination of slang, and greek, the process of translating it made it inconsistent (at the least).

So shut up, you hipocrite.

[Wide-Open]

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There is no stopping me.

That surely got the DoF going.

[valentin]

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That surely got the DoF going.

Wow, How Machiavellian of you. Obedience through fear? Bitch please. If the DOF comes over and interrogates me, I'll just reveal to him that The Landover Baptist Church is pure evil.

Whether you are all racist Christians, or against Christianity, and giving it a bad name.

Either way it's damaging.


BTW... Is hell your form of fear on a heavenly level, while the "DOF" your fear factor on earth?

You might want something a little scarier.

[Wide-Open]

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If the DOF comes over and interrogates me, I'll just reveal to him that The Landover Baptist Church is pure evil.

I hope they videotape that.

Friend, you seem a little angry. Why do you hate Jesus?

[valentin]

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Friend, you seem a little angry. Why do you hate Jesus?

I don't hate Jesus. He had a great message that was interpreted in a completly malicious manner.

By people like you.

Strangely Iniquious for a Christian.

[Wide-Open]

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I don't hate Jesus. He had a great message that was interpreted in a completly malicious manner.

By people like you.

Excuse me? I didn't write the Bible. Have you ever seen one up close? Read a few pages have we?

Strangely Iniquious for a Christian.

Don't use difficult words if you can't spell them, it makes you look like an idjit.

[valentin]

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Excuse me? I didn't write the Bible. Have you ever seen one up close? Read a few pages have we?



Don't use difficult words if you can't spell them, it makes you look like an idjit.

And using a screen name of Open_wide only makes YOU look like a homer.


That's right. I can call you names RIGHT BACK AT YOU.



Your religion is childish and lame.
I should be reading Nervous Conditions.

But this is just toooo entertaining!
The lengths people go at.

Whatever fatty.