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  • Jesus is Lord
    Devout seeker of the Truth™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 639

    #136
    Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
    I understand, Sir. But my Father is not God.
    Matthew 23:9- And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
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    The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
    Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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    • Jesus is Lord
      Devout seeker of the Truth™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 639

      #137
      Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
      Matthew 23:9- And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
      Posted via Mobile Device
      This verse begs to differ.
      Posted via Mobile Device
      The Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
      Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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      • Virgin93
        Unsaved teenaged foreigner
         
        • Sep 2009
        • 153

        #138
        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

        Originally posted by Jesus is Lord View Post
        This verse begs to differ.
        Posted via Mobile Device
        hmm, just thinking, if I shouldn't call my Dad my Father, then I think it is not necessary anymore to obey him. That's really good news. Thank you, Sir.

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        • Bible Student
          Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
          With Jesus now.
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2010
          • 2474

          #139
          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

          Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
          Originally Posted by Jesus is Lord
          This verse begs to differ.
          Posted via Mobile Device
          hmm, just thinking, if I shouldn't call my Dad my Father, then I think it is not necessary anymore to obey him. That's really good news. Thank you, Sir.
          Deuteronomy 5:16 -- Honour thy father and thy mother, as the Lord thy God hath commanded thee; that thy days may be prolonged, and that it may go well with thee, in the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee
          So Ms unVirginal93, do you think there is a Mrs. God? Why are you steadfastly skewing sacred, sempiternal scripture?
          YiJC, BS

          II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78551

            #140
            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

            Originally posted by Virgin93 View Post
            I understand, Sir. But my Father is not God.
            You couldn't be wronger.

            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
            And exactly what does all this have to do with my original premise? his thread is dedicated to the important work of getting perverts to stop playing with their cooters and tallywhackers. Unless you have something to contribute, stay out.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • loveforchrist
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2011
              • 138

              #141
              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

              Another good tip is to wear swim trunks in the shower. You still get clean, and you don't have to look down at your shame.
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              • Godshumblechild
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Feb 2011
                • 14

                #142
                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                One word "chastity belt"

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                • Margot
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 34

                  #143
                  Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                  I stoped masturbating when i was around 15..then i got in to a relationship..discovered sex,a few years went by,changed some partners and you can be sure i will never masturbate again after i know how great sex is.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #144
                    Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                    Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                    I stoped masturbating when i was around 15..then i got in to a relationship..discovered sex,a few years went by,changed some partners and you can be sure i will never masturbate again after i know how great sex is.
                    Having gay sex is the same as masturbation Maggot. It's all sex with another man.

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                    • Margot
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 34

                      #145
                      Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Having gay sex is the same as masturbation Maggot. It's all sex with another man.
                      oh man im not talking about gay sex.. i have sex with female's
                      Gay sex is not for me..i don't row on that rug..but tbh i never had gay sex in my life so i cant speak but from what i know and from personal experience having sex with girls is the best pleasure you can suck out from this life

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #146
                        Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                        Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                        oh man im not talking about gay sex.. i have sex with female's
                        Gay sex is not for me..i don't row on that rug..but tbh i never had gay sex in my life so i cant speak but from what i know and from personal experience having sex with girls is the best pleasure you can suck out from this life
                        Incorrect, the love of Jesus, is the most and best pleasure that can be derived from this life.

                        If you are not married, I suggest you keep your tallywacker in your jockey shorts. God does not like casual sex with whores!

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                        • Margot
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 34

                          #147
                          Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          Incorrect, the love of Jesus, is the most and best pleasure that can be derived from this life.

                          If you are not married, I suggest you keep your tallywacker in your jockey shorts. God does not like casual sex with whores!
                          I'm still not married but i am having sex with a girl that i am in a relationship from 3 years now..is this making her a whore?

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #148
                            Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                            Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                            I'm still not married but i am having sex with a girl that i am in a relationship from 3 years now..is this making her a whore?
                            Yes. And effectively it is still gay sex since non-reproductive sex is masturbation. You really think you could get way with gay sex by using a woman's body? God sees all friend.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Margot
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 34

                              #149
                              Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                              Okay then i spit on everything you say...i am sorry but the 2 things i don't want to hear smack about is My Girlfriend and God.... so by calling her a whore i hope that one day i can take possession of your souls

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                              • Cranky Old Man
                                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                You kids get off his lawn!
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 22348

                                #150
                                Re: STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION

                                Originally posted by Maggot View Post
                                Okay then i spit on everything you say...i am sorry but the 2 things i don't want to hear smack about is My Girlfriend and God.... so by calling her a whore i hope that one day i can take possession of your souls
                                So you like screwing a cheap whore. Not only is this illegal, it will also destroy your eternal soul. Hellfire ain't fun my friend. You need to repent and choose Jesus before it is too late for you. And dump that whore ASAP, she is beyond saving anyway.

                                1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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