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  • see_the_light
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 1386

    #46
    Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

    Originally posted by PenisEating View Post
    All women should shave their vaginas. I think god has made the hair to hide the vagina from everyone who isn't supposed to see it, and when someone is able to see it, she should shave it. It's like god's curtains. She can keep it hidden until the time is right. Then she can show it.
    SHE CANNOT!

    Exodus 3:3 And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt

    PRAISE THE LORD!

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    • Mother Of Seven
      True Christian™ with a quiverful
      • Jan 2014
      • 2243

      #47
      Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

      God gave us hair down there for a reason. It doesn't matter what that reason is - it's God given. It could be for modesty, but it really doesn't matter.

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #48
        Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

        From what I can tell, it's only the silly mooselimbs that command their women shave their cooters.

        Sunan al-Fitra

        'A'isha reported: Muhammad said: Ten are the acts according to fitra: clipping the mustache, letting the beard grow, using the tooth-stick, snuffing water in the nose, cutting the nails, washing the finger joints, plucking the hair under the armpits, shaving the pubic hair and cleaning one's private parts with water.

        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Freddy Osborne
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2011
          • 538

          #49
          Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

          As a reformed lustful fornicator, I can attest a woman shaving her whisker biscuit is indicative of two things:
          A- she likes sex and wants more of it
          B- or she has caught some type of infestation and probably has gave it to u.

          "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

          "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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          • Orem Festus Jr.
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2014
            • 50

            #50
            Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

            Brings to mind me and the sisters weddin night. Wasnt all that hair on the outside what concerned me,but the hair on the inside.straight razor didnt work so well nor did that newfangled rotary nose hair trimmer on account of the fur bein so thick and matted. Had to pump her full of that Nair hair meltin cream and scrape her out with a tea spoon. I reckon it kind of killed the mood on my part,but the woman seemed extra frisky afterward.
            Proverbs 23:8 The morsel which thou hast eaten shalt thou vomit up, and lose thy sweet words.

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            • rolledupboob
              Unsaved trash, suspected retard
              • Apr 2014
              • 32

              #51
              Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

              Look at all you closet homosexuals. I dont really have a problem with homosexuals. It's the closet homosexuals who pretend to be homophobic i have a problem with. Breaking up a marriage of a young couple who obviously care for each other. The young man was looking for reassurance not whatever shit you gave him. May your souls rest in eternal hell BOZOS

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12950

                #52
                Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA?

                Originally posted by rolledup View Post
                Look at all you closet homosexuals. I dont really have a problem with homosexuals. It's the closet homosexuals who pretend to be homophobic i have a problem with. Breaking up a marriage of a young couple who obviously care for each other. The young man was looking for reassurance not whatever shit you gave him. May your souls rest in eternal hell BOZOS
                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

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                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
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