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  • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

    Originally posted by Jocelyn Carolyn View Post
    @eliot mayfield bbb does not Jesus!

    Jocelyn, be a good girl this section is for grown up MEN only. You don't want the Pastors to get upset with you.
    You are right triple B does not love Jesus. That's why he is going to Hell.

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    • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

      Originally posted by barely_bruce_boa View Post
      I do however know how to read "between the lines" as they say, and I believe that you are attempting implicate that I am a homosexual. This is a most egregious error, as the only man I have given my body to is our lord, Christ. By spewing such blasphemy, you are implying that Jesus and I had something other than a righteous, holy union. I think you need to look into your heart and see where this sick desire to call one of the Lord's chosen a homosexual comes from.

      One of the Lord's chosen ones? Who do you think you are fooling? You said before:

      Originally posted by barely_bruce_boa View Post
      I have never in my life witnessed such ignorant, hateful filth. i feel incredibly sorry for all of you. I imagine that I will soon be banned from this website, this will only stand as testament to your mental inadequacy. you will never experience beauty, love, innocence, or compassion. you are the damned ones.
      This proves conclusively that you aren't a True Christian(tm), like we are. All our opinions are grounded in a literal belief in the Holy Bible, and we don't add and subtract to that Book. You might want to read the Scripture again Brother Eliot quoted in the first post.

      If you were a Child of God instead of Satan, you would have recognized us as fellow Christians. However, you condemn us, without quoting Scripture even once. Fluffy-bunny liberal hippies like you can get me (and Jesus) really annoyed.

      Now I do believe that this topic should be steered back to the discussion of the inferiority of women, if you can tear your filthy eyes away from the male genitalia that is surely flopping around in another tab on your web browser long enough to realize that there is another gender and they do pose a problem for godly men
      So, first you accuse our venerable Brother Cranky of insinuating that you would be queer, and then you accuse him of exactly the same thing? How very hypocritical are you. In addition, the graphic imagery in this part clearly proves that you are a sick queer that has experience with disgusting sodomite porn on the Internet. You need to get right with Jesus, boy! Repent at once!
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

        I do feel ashamed. I will hide my face in shame and hope that one day I can be forgiven.

        Exod.23:5 If thou see the ass of him that hateth thee lying under his burden, and wouldest forbear to help him, thou shalt surely help with him.

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        • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

          ok the first words to come out of my mouth after reading this thread and then reading a few posts was.. "wait.. what?"
          is this a joke.. so basically we can eat our daughters?

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          • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

            Originally posted by Bruno!! View Post
            ok the first words to come out of my mouth after reading this thread and then reading a few posts was.. "wait.. what?"
            is this a joke.. so basically we can eat our daughters?
            Did you even bother to read the thread from the beginning? Have you checked the Holy Word of God on the subject?

            Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

            And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Did you even bother to read the thread from the beginning? Have you checked the Holy Word of God on the subject?

              Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

              And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
              i did read the thread from the begining.. can you give me some clarity on the subject of eating children.. thats all i want.. and why did i get an infraction?

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              • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                i did read the thread from the begining.. can you give me some clarity on the subject of eating children.. thats all i want..
                Why don't you just consult your Bible?

                "So we boiled my son, and did eat him." Women killed, boiled and ate their own children because of a plague that God sent, or as the Bible puts it: "Behold, this evil is of the Lord." 2Kings 6:28-29, 33


                Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                and why did i get an infraction?

                The infraction you got was explained within the infraction.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Why don't you just consult your Bible?

                  "So we boiled my son, and did eat him." Women killed, boiled and ate their own children because of a plague that God sent, or as the Bible puts it: "Behold, this evil is of the Lord." 2Kings 6:28-29, 33
                  ok buddy ol pal

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                  • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                    Godly women were numbered among those who ministered to the Christ (Luke 8:3)? and, there can be no male and female; for ye all are one in Christ Jesus (Galatians 3:28). Jesus changed the rules in the New Testament.


                    help me!!! how do i respond to this???

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                    • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                      Numbers 3

                      14: And the LORD spake unto Moses in the wilderness of Sinai, saying,
                      15: Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.
                      16: And Moses numbered them according to the word of the LORD, as he was commanded.


                      Females do not count. Only males count in the eyes of the Lord. Ww must remember this in our dealing with the female sex. THEY DON"T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!!
                      Now we have to ask ourselves why are they allowed to vote if they don't count?
                      The Bible says a woman's virginity has worth:
                      50 Shekels, Deuteronomy Chap 22 verse 29:
                      Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


                      As a matter of fact, God doesn't even want to see women in his church!
                      Deuteronomy 16 verse 16
                      Three times in a year shall all thy males appear before the LORD thy God in the place which he shall choose; in the feast of unleavened bread, and in the feast of weeks, and in the feast of tabernacles: and they shall not appear before the LORD empty



                      Keep this in mind men. We have been far too lenient in our dealings with the women on these boards. We need to start keeping them in their place!
                      Why are they even on the Internet? They have the house spotless? The dinner is done and the dishes washed? Lunches packed for the next day?
                      Bowling trophies sparkling? Garden watered and weeded?
                      I've been trying to keep my dear Leslie more alert to such things of the above sort. I have told her never to be on the internet until the house is spotless.

                      Glory how its made our relationship so much healthier.

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                      • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                        Only people get to heaven? Right?

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                        • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                          Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                          Only people get to heaven? Right?
                          A very select few, and you are not one of them.

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                          • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            A very select few, and you are not one of them.
                            So woman never go to heaven? If they are not people and heaven is only for people. Then....

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                            • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                              Originally posted by Oompa-loompa View Post
                              So woman never go to heaven? If they are not people and heaven is only for people. Then....

                              I am sorry, we did not make up the rules. I suggest you talk with God.

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                              • Re: Women don't even count as people. The Bible shows us!

                                So All women who belong to this religion. Stop praying couse it aint' gonna' save you.
                                I suggest that all women resigns from Landover Batptist Church and go to have a real life. Good luck.

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