[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rules for Men

I'm not a sir, nor have I ever licked any of my cats, no matter how dirty they got. Although when a cat I used to have bit me, I did bite her in retaliation.

I've read parts of your book, but not the whole thing. I heard parts of it in church when I was growing up, but that's been a long time. Sure, tell me about your friend.

Well that explains alot. I thought I might be talking to an exceptionally stupid Man, but it turns out to be just a typical air-headed female.

Did you not bother to read the title of this thread? It is a section for MEN ONLY. We expect females to stay out of this section. Is that clear?

Now that you have revealed yourself as a witch (who probably has rabies), we will most likely invite you to freehold this Fall for our annual....umm...Autumn Festival. Mark it on your calender now.

[Phoenix Risen]

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Well that explains alot. I thought I might be talking to an exceptionally stupid Man, but it turns out to be just a typical air-headed female.

I'm no airhead. Nor is air-headedness typical of females. And had you read previous posts a little more carefully, you would have known that I am female long before vnow.

Did you not bother to read the title of this thread? It is a section for MEN ONLY. We expect females to stay out of this section. Is that clear?

I don't let labels on web pages tell me what I can or can't read.

Now that you have revealed yourself as a witch (who probably has rabies), we will most likely invite you to freehold this Fall for our annual....umm...Autumn Festival. Mark it on your calender now.

Where did I say that I was a witch? I believe that I specifically said that I am not. I do not have rabies, and I'll pass on your "festival. " I'll be busy harvesting the last of my garden.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Where did I say that I was a witch? I believe that I specifically said that I am not. I do not have rabies, and I'll pass on your "festival. " I'll be busy harvesting the last of my garden.

If you chose to ignore our rules, then you will be booted out, simple as that. We do not suffer fools gladly, especially the feminazi types. I suppose you're a lezbean as well....

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Lunar, are you sure you're a man?
I mean, while I appreciate the nice things you've been saying about women, all the huggly wuggly hippy lurve stuff makes me think that you might be the sissy to end all sissies not all that manly.

Not to say that makes him like a woman though, because all that mush is a breed unto its own, and no sensible woman would act like that!

[Phoenix Risen]

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I suppose you're a lezbean as well....

Not at all.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Not at all.

Oh excellent! That means you have no problems then becoming a TRUE Christian woman!

I am so happy to hear this Phoenix.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Lunar, are you sure you're a man?
I mean, while I appreciate the nice things you've been saying about women, all the huggly wuggly hippy lurve stuff makes me think that you might be the sissy to end all sissies not all that manly.

Not to say that makes him like a woman though, because all that mush is a breed unto its own, and no sensible woman would act like that!

Yea, I'm a man. It's just that I try not to stay mad at anybody, and the only way I let go for anger is to just let lose with the love.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Rules for Men

Yea, I'm a man. It's just that I try not to stay mad at anybody, and the only way I let go for anger is to just let lose with the love.

So in other words you're a girlyboy. It seems that Pheonix has a better chance of becoming a True Christian™ than you do, and she's just a girl.

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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So in other words you're a girlyboy. It seems that Pheonix has a better chance of becoming a True Christian™ than you do, and she's just a girl.

Kinda, but I don't really dress up nice; I do it just for wor, but if you saw me in real life, you would think that I'm a lumber jack in tye dye.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Kinda, but I don't really dress up nice; I do it just for wor, but if you saw me in real life, you would think that I'm a lumber jack in tye dye.

Lumber Jacks are all homers, as are men who wear tye dye. So now we know.

Did you know that God hates fags?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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Lumber Jacks are all homers, as are men who wear tye dye. So now we know.

Did you know that God hates fags?

I know. I friend of mine once tried giveing Him a ciggy, but God said no, and that He hates to smoke.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Rules for Men

I know. I friend of mine once tried giveing Him a ciggy, but God said no, and that He hates to smoke.

What are you smoking?

[Loser_seed (Quarantined)]

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What are you smoking?

Nothing, yet. lol. I'm just playing with the words. In England, a fag is a ciggy.

[Enobarbus]

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No, I'm not a witch, and I didn't bite her hard enough to draw blood - just hard enough to let her know that she would be smart not to bite me again. And she never bit again.

And I don't spit on people. That's rude and nasty.

You really bit your cat in retaliation for it biting you?

What have we done to deserve the sort of people we get here?

[Brother Temperance]

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The Constitution doesn't forbid it. It just hasn't happened yet.

Friend, if you tossed a coin 41 times in a row, and every time it came up tails, wouldn't you think there was something funny going on? 200 years is a long time waiting for something to happen.

Women not only speak in church, some are ordained ministers.

As has been pointed out, not in a real Church they're not.

OK - a woman can't urinate on a wall, and a man can't grow another human being in his belly, push it out between his thighs, and produce milk to feed it. I'd say that women win.

I wouldn't. A man can go 31 days without bleeding from his genitalia, and he can go through life knowing for a fact that he will never know the intense agony of having to push another human being out from between his thighs, a process which has been compared to stretching one's lower lip over one's whole head. I'd say that we win.

We don't squish spiders at our house - we capture them with a glass and a piece of paper and put them outside.

So, you admit that you can't squish spiders. Instead of just putting them outside, why not do something useful with them and send them to Van Hellsin by airmail?