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  • Rachael Van Helsing
    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
    • Sep 2006
    • 5131

    #106
    Re: Rules for Men

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    So, you admit that you can't squish spiders. Instead of just putting them outside, why not do something useful with them and send them to Van Hellsin by airmail?
    Haha.
    How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?
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    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #107
      Re: Rules for Men

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Haha.
      How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?
      So my Godly grandfather was right. He warned me years and years ago that that "soya sauce" the chinks use was actually bug juice. Thanks for confirming that.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Rachael Van Helsing
        HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
        • Sep 2006
        • 5131

        #108
        Re: Rules for Men

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        So my Godly grandfather was right. He warned me years and years ago that that "soya sauce" the chinks use was actually bug juice. Thanks for confirming that.
        I never said anything about Soy souce! It's made from soy beans, NOT bugs!
        It's the wasabe you've got to watch out for..
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #109
          Re: Rules for Men

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Haha.
          How about I make them into a paste and send them off as 'exotic sauce' to your cook?
          My cook is a Slav, remember. Spider paste would probably be preferable to the sort of Polack mess she usually comes up with. It's a hard life being a soldier for the Lord.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #110
            Re: Rules for Men

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            My cook is a Slav, remember. Spider paste would probably be preferable to the sort of Polack mess she usually comes up with. It's a hard life being a soldier for the Lord.
            Now, what's so bad about it?
            Unless he cooks all meat with a sickly sweet sauce, you have no reason to complain.
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • lilith
              Night Hag
              • Sep 2006
              • 1232

              #111
              Re: Rules for Men

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              What are you smoking?

              And can we have some?
              In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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              • lilith
                Night Hag
                • Sep 2006
                • 1232

                #112
                Re: Rules for Men

                A couple of additions to the rules:
                Do NOT interrupt our train of thought. (NOTE:If we're awake,we're thinking.)
                and
                I have no idea - WHOSE socks are they,then?
                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #113
                  Re: Rules for Men

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  A couple of additions to the rules:
                  Do NOT interrupt our train of thought. (NOTE:If we're awake,we're thinking.)
                  I guess it is easier to butcher the poor sap at the next wicca midnight frolic in the woods if you don't talk to him.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                  Hot Must ReadThreads!


                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Rachael Van Helsing
                    HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5131

                    #114
                    Re: Rules for Men

                    Originally posted by lilith View Post
                    And can we have some?
                    I'm not sure I'd want to try some of anything that has.....erm.....that particular result...
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                    Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892

                      #115
                      Re: Rules for Men

                      This thread is silly and stupid.
                      There is no such thing as equality between genders.
                      Whatever woman who disrespects men like that by thinking herself equal to us, she disrespect God's will and shall receive eternal punishment in the lake of fire.

                      For the man is not of the woman: but the woman of the man.
                      Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
                      1 Corinthians 11:8-9

                      Man is created in the image of God and His glory, thus having little of God's glory.
                      While the woman is created in the image of man, thus having little of a man's glory.
                      (1 Corinthians 11:7)

                      As such man and woman is not equal, and cannot be.
                      Women were created for men, as men were created for God.
                      Women must submit to their husbands as they would to the Lord, as man submits to God.

                      Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                      Ephesians 5:22

                      Also, as to the nonsense by Pheonix that women can act like teachers:
                      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                      For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived,
                      But the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                      1 Timothy 2:12-14

                      Conclusion:
                      Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children;
                      And thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
                      Genesis 3:16
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #116
                        Re: Rules for Men

                        For once we agree,SS.
                        "This thread is silly and stupid.
                        There is no such thing as equality between genders."

                        Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #117
                          Re: Rules for Men

                          Originally posted by lilith View Post
                          For once we agree,SS.
                          "This thread is silly and stupid.
                          There is no such thing as equality between genders."

                          Women who seek equality with men lack ambition.
                          You feminazis make me sick to my stomach with your disrespect for God's will and those He made in HIS image.

                          Let everyone reading see this:
                          The feminazi agenda admitted by a feminazi herself!
                          Note how they don't want any such thing as "equality", but what they really want is to castrate and enslave us men.
                          LET NOONE SAY that a man was not simply defending himself the next time one of those feminazis is sent to the hospital!
                          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 05-03-2007, 07:35 AM.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • OnYourKnees
                            On Extended Furlough
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4729

                            #118
                            Re: Rules for Men

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Note how they don't want any such thing as "equality", but what they really want is to castrate and enslave us men.
                            Hear, hear!

                            Never let one of those feminazi near the family jewels, or you may unintentionally end up a Eunuch for Jesus!

                            This is why we men have to stick together! There's safety in numbers, and the larger the group, the better!

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