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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324
    #1

    help me ban About.com and keep your wife away from a computer!

    Women, I know you're always snooping around here, but now get out! I do mean it! If we catch a woman on this thread she will be banned or infracted, and yes that does mean you! No matter who you are or how long you've been here, you're still a woman and you have been told to leave! Do it now!





    Got that out of the way. Men this is horrible and no talk for ladies to overhear!
    I found this will googling a church! I can't believe it and I vomited after reading it!
    http://womenshealth.about.com/b/2003/10/03/men-say-women-want-anal-sex.htm


    "I have only in the last year returned to the "single life" after 15 years of marriage. I had never had anal sex with my husband, nor had it ever been an issue. Now that I am dating again, I am told that anal sex is commonly practiced. I'm certainly not saying that there is anything wrong with it, it's just that the men that I have met are taken by surprise that I had never had anal sex before now and that I have don't consider it to be something I really enjoy, or perhaps I am just new to it and it scares me a little. A man that I have been seeing a while tells me that he has dated many woman that wanted mainly anal sex.Please don't feel that this post is judgemental in anyway, I'm just wanting female points of view on anal sex and perhaps good or bad experiences in order to form my own opinion. At the end of the day, I realize that one does whatever they are comfortable doing..." from JO1704
    She left her Christian husband and the harlot wants to have anal sex! Now it gets disgusting!
    barbara says:wonderful, what more do u want than a penis inside your….great.try it smoothly
    Stephanie says:A boyfriend in college introduced me to anal sex. Until that time I had only had oral and vaginal sex. He was good sized, but after plenty of foreplay and lube I found that it felt amazing – just very “full”. Now that I’m married I so have anal sex with my husband and I’m able to achieve an amazing orgasm if I stimulate my clitoris while having anal sex.
    There are hundreds of comments and even men saying they have their "wives" do it to them.
    We have to have that forum banned ASAP!!!
    This was in the "Women's health" section? For God's sake what is this world coming to?
    Last edited by eliot mayfield; 12-05-2009, 10:02 PM.
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622
      #2
      Re: help me ban About.com and keep your wife away from a computer

      What makes it worse is that this woman is the one who raised the question...



      Not only is it horrifying for me to contemplate putting my privy member up a woman's dung-hole, I have to wrestle with this woman's image in my mind, bending over and spreading her buttocks for some hairy biker with a condom and a motel key, on top of that.

      Absolutely disgusting. May God send About.com and everybody associated with it into the darkest pits of Hell.

      And, Brother Eliot, do not forget the most despairing comment of them all...

      (8) Ben Dover says:While my wife and I both enjoy anal sex where I penetrate her, the best sex happens when she pentrates me. It took me years to get up the nerve to ask her to do me, but now we do it more often than any other sex act — her strap-on dildo is always erect, unlike my penis. I think a lot of guys who are penetrating their women are fantasizing about switching roles
      Yet there is a light at the end of this dark tunnel (pardon the pun). A very Godly person presented this poignant and unassailable point of logic...

      2-ANAL SEX IS CREATED BY MAN AND IT DOES NOT EXIST IN NEITHER ANIMAL KINGDOM NOR PLANTS !
      Anal sex does not exist in plants! You do not see rose bushes engaging in anal sex with each other! This PROVES that anal sex is unnatural. Praise Jesus there are some people with a decent IQ on the internets!

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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        • xX Soulin Xx
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2009
          • 4
          #3
          Re: help me ban About.com and keep your wife away from a computer

          Anal sex in plants proves it is unnatural..? Wow I am glad I stumbled upon this forum. The act of anal sex requires 2 things.

          1.) An anus
          2.) Something to stick in it

          Seeing as how plants have neither of these they couldn't have anal sex even if they wanted. So your argument is invalid. As for it being natural, there is evidence and documents showing that monkeys, as well as other mammals engage in anal sex from time to time. This shows that anal sex is natural, I see no problems. If it is done with consent, there is nothing wrong.

          Oh and as for the quote by Ben Dover... "Bend Over" It's a troll guys, welcome to the internet!!

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22895
              #4
              Re: help me ban About.com and keep your wife away from a computer

              Originally posted by xX Soulin Xx View Post
              Anal sex in plants proves it is unnatural..? Wow I am glad I stumbled upon this forum. The act of anal sex requires 2 things.

              1.) An anus
              2.) Something to stick in it

              Seeing as how plants have neither of these they couldn't have anal sex even if they wanted. So your argument is invalid.
              Only, my little sinner, in your mind - the point being is that plants do have sex and do it only to procreate, become fruitful and multiply - and so it should be with mankind.
              As for it being natural, there is evidence and documents showing that monkeys, as well as other mammals engage in anal sex from time to time.
              They also throw their dung around, so your point is?
              This shows that anal sex is natural,
              Clearly you have not read what I have just written - please do, and apologize.
              I see no problems. If it is done with consent, there is nothing wrong.
              The opinions of the potentially damned are of no value.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Twisted Focus
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 39
                  #5
                  Re: help me ban About.com and keep your wife away from a computer

                  Simply for the sake of starting a little conversation. Plant's actually do not have sex, because it would require two partners to do so (Male and Female) Plants are not male or female, they are fertilized by birds and animals such as bees. This allows them to reproduce. As for animals throwing their dung around, that's natural also so I personally do not see what point you were trying to make Good Sir. Showing that they throw dung has nothing to do with the topic at hand, I would love to discuss that point with you should you wish. Although I feel that what I say probably wouldn't be to welcome here.

                  **Edit**

                  Just to answer your question, the reason we do not throw dung is because it not an acceptable thing to do in our society. I would like to point you to this document here. The Allegory of the Cave shows that the majority equals truth, even if it is wrong. For example if 99% of Americans believed 2+2=3 That would soon become fact, even with 1% of people claiming it to be 4. So the majority of people feel that throwing dung is unacceptable, so it is.

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