[ChristianLad]

Re: Manly Jokes

A man and his wife walk into a landover baptistry. They are both sucked into an evil world of lies and hatred and are brainwashed into becoming the sexist slaves landover so clearly values

[Higgins]

Re: Manly Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, feminists can't change anything.

[landoverlover]

Re: Manly Jokes

Q: Why did Jesus cross the road?
A: Somebody nailed him to a chicken.

(OK OK it's not funny but after that last guy I can't miss...)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is another term for assault victim?

Baptist family member.

Now THAT'S a manly joke harharhar

What is another term for pedophile or child molester?

Baptist gentleman

Hardyharharhar

The 'catliks' got nothing on you bunch of dirty old men mongering teenage girls like ever so much cattle. Even the young baptists look hungry for the time when they can set their sagging jowls and flappy guts into a nice piece of teen jailbait.

The devil laughs, he knows he will have plenty of customers from among the True Believers™.

Me, I feel more sad.. I guess that's compassion of sorts.

God bless,

sas

I don't get it. Do you do any knock, knock jokes?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Manly Jokes

I can appreciate this kind of humor, but, ONLY and I mean ONLY after we've established we've got a deep-seated sense of respect for women. Without that this thread is just .. evil - almost! I'm sure you do not wish to offend the Good Lord. That said, let the fun resume. I'm all for it. It's simply good fun, all round. I get it is what I'm trying to say.

sas

Well I guess you don't have to worry about the dogs biting your privates off since it doesn't look like you have any in the first place.

What is another term for assault victim?

Baptist family member.

Now THAT'S a manly joke harharhar

What is another term for pedophile or child molester?

Baptist gentleman

Hardyharharhar

The 'catliks' got nothing on you bunch of dirty old men mongering teenage girls like ever so much cattle. Even the young baptists look hungry for the time when they can set their sagging jowls and flappy guts into a nice piece of teen jailbait.

The devil laughs, he knows he will have plenty of customers from among the True Believers™.

Me, I feel more sad.. I guess that's compassion of sorts.

God bless,

sas

This from the man that ticked my wife off so much she blocked you. This morning she accidentally replied to a post and now she's so mad she's scrubbing cupboards. You have all of these preconceived notions about us in your head and absolutely nothing we say will change your mind.

Now get out of the mens section, this is for MEN, you know, people with actually functioning private parts.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is another term for assault victim?

Baptist family member.

Now THAT'S a manly joke harharhar

What is another term for pedophile or child molester?

Baptist gentleman

Hardyharharhar

The 'catliks' got nothing on you bunch of dirty old men mongering teenage girls like ever so much cattle. Even the young baptists look hungry for the time when they can set their sagging jowls and flappy guts into a nice piece of teen jailbait.

The devil laughs, he knows he will have plenty of customers from among the True Believers™.

Me, I feel more sad.. I guess that's compassion of sorts.

God bless,

sas

Thanks ever so much for stopping by, we do enjoy your precision.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

YIC James Dewitt

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is another term for assault victim?

Baptist family member.

Now THAT'S a manly joke harharhar

What is another term for pedophile or child molester?

Baptist gentleman

Hardyharharhar

The 'catliks' got nothing on you bunch of dirty old men mongering teenage girls like ever so much cattle. Even the young baptists look hungry for the time when they can set their sagging jowls and flappy guts into a nice piece of teen jailbait.

The devil laughs, he knows he will have plenty of customers from among the True Believers(tm).

Me, I feel more sad.. I guess that's compassion of sorts.

God bless,

sas

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Manly Jokes

You're just boiling over with lust aren't you, you greedy business man you?

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Let me guess, you're a Communist and think all businesses should be owned by the Government, so you can live off "someone else's money", right?

What does all that have to do with Manly Jokes?

Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were female, one was a male. As a group they decided that one of the party should let go. If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish. For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered. Finally the male gave a truly touching speech saying he would sacrifice himself to save the lives of the others. The females applauded.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Manly Jokes

You're just boiling over with lust aren't you, you greedy business man you?

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What are you even trying to say there? That angry people are the same as the Devil and then someone disapproved of the fact that two other people were aroused and then someone else was shocked close to someone with a halo? Seriously, was that post even an attempt to communicate anything at all, or did you just want to look at the pretty pictures?

[Katander]

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Why does Jesus make a bad hockey player?




- He keeps on getting nailed to the boards!

[self_abusing_sinner]

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This section is reserved for men. Females and Homers are not allowed. exit and do not return.

You're just boiling over with lust aren't you, you greedy business man you?

=

[James Dewitt]

Re: Manly Jokes

I can appreciate this kind of humor, but, ONLY and I mean ONLY after we've established we've got a deep-seated sense of respect for women. Without that this thread is just .. evil - almost! I'm sure you do not wish to offend the Good Lord. That said, let the fun resume. I'm all for it. It's simply good fun, all round. I get it is what I'm trying to say.

sas

This section is reserved for men. Females and Homers are not allowed. exit and do not return.

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Manly Jokes

I thought there weren't supposed to be women or homers telling jokes here

I can appreciate this kind of humor, but, ONLY and I mean ONLY after we've established we've got a deep-seated sense of respect for women. Without that this thread is just .. evil - almost! I'm sure you do not wish to offend the Good Lord. That said, let the fun resume. I'm all for it. It's simply good fun, all round. I get it is what I'm trying to say.

sas

[landoverlover]

Re: Manly Jokes

What do bigots and satanists call their wives?
Whore, slut, bitch, etc.

What do Christian men call their wives?
Their better half.

That's no joke either.

God bless.

sas

I thought there weren't supposed to be women or homers telling jokes here

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Manly Jokes

What do bigots and satanists call their wives?
Whore, slut, bitch, etc.

What do Christian men call their wives?
Their better half.

That's no joke either.

God bless.

sas