[loveforchrist]

Re: Manly Jokes

Okay, I have a really funny joke.

It's seriously one of the funniest jokes in history

You should prepare yourself, they joke will make you laugh until you fall over...

Ready?

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Women's rights...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, God, I can't even write it without cracking up!

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: Manly Jokes

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

[AngelClark]

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It's here:

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Thank you Brother and I'm so very sorry for being on a thread for men only

[Cranky Old Man]

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I can't remember where I read it, but the Bible does state that Wives are to submit to their husbands, I also believe I've read in there where women were to keep silent in church, we are not even supposed to teach in church.

It's here:

1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

[AngelClark]

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He does not have to back that up with script. It is the rightful truth. Do YOU care to back up the fact that they arn't equal with script? And I don't mean bullshit script that could mean what you want if you really thought about it in a different way... script that you dirty, racist, sexist, abusive, power hungry christians use to change peoples minds so that you can be in "power".

I WANT EVERY HARCORE CRISTIAN TO WATCH THE FOLLOWING MOVIE "The Invention Of Lying". It shows what very well may have happened many many years ago. You have NO evidence that everything or anything in the bible is true. I wont lie... I am not religeous but I do agree with SOME of the stuff in the bible (That people should not lie etc.). Be reasonable here... I refuse to follow a religion because there is no evidence that any of it is real. If one of the many religions are real (for sure). Then by all means I would be that religion. But for now there is no evidence that there is a god and there is no evidence that any religion is real.

P.S. If you ban my account or I.P adress it just goes to show that you are scared that people might stop beleaving some of the genuine stuff you people say... Scared that you may lose some of you power.

Suck dick! Pussy beaters! <---Power hungry christians

Think about it.

I can't remember where I read it, but the Bible does state that Wives are to submit to their husbands, I also believe I've read in there where women were to keep silent in church, we are not even supposed to teach in church. Go to your room and read something besides Harry Potter books, a King James Bible perhaps.

[Levi Jones]

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I was speaking with a lady the other day and she shared the following tidbit with me.

Her: I like my men like I like my coffee.

Me: Black?

Her: No, ground up and in the freezer.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

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A few days ago, I was out with my wife and I asked her opinion....


Sometimes, I just crack myself up

I laughed at this too--exactly my view, buddy!

[James Dewitt]

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Taoism
Shit happens.
Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism
This shit happened before.
Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.
Atheism
No shit.
Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism
What is shit anyway?
Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.


I like this one damn Catliks ain't got a clue

The drunk in the cathedral
A drunk staggered down the main street of the town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to a cathedral and into the entrance, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
A priest had observed all this, and figured the fellow needed some help, so he entered his side of the confessional. After the priest sat there in deathly silence, he finally asked, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno," came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any paper on your side?"

[Jo Freddie]

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My mistress called me a pedophile today.
I told her that's an awfully big word for a 9 year old.

I thought this thread was for jokes not personal news?

[Levi Jones]

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My mistress called me a pedophile today.



















I told her that's an awfully big word for a 9 year old.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I was chatting via Yahoo Messenger with Professor Bessemer yesterday, and he was telling me about his research into hormones as a treatment for homosexuality. He asked me if I knew how to make a hormone. Naturally, not being a Creation Scientist, I said no. His reply?












"Kick her in the stomach!"

[WWJDnow]

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Millie, the virginal daughter of Brother John, was caught alone in the elevator of the church office tower with Levi Jones.

Being as yet unsaved and--I'll put it bluntly, since there are no womenfolk around in this thread--horny as Hell--Millie pressed the elevator's stop button, removed all of her clothes, then shouted to the good pastor, "Make a True Christian™ woman out of me!"

Pastor Jones, always willing to help a young Christian in need, removed his clothes, too, restarted the elevator, and, walking out buck naked when he reached his office's floor, instructed Millie, "I expect those to be cleaned and pressed before supper."

[Benedict A. Davis]

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Why do all the joos have such big noses?

Air is free.


How many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb?

one, but the bulb really has to want to change.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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How can you tell whether your wife is dead or not?
Well, there's really no major different besides your home is getting dirtier, and you're getting hungrier.

[What ya gonna do]

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Care to back that up with Scripture, boy?

And who asked for your unsaved opinion anyway?

i just mentally asked for it =D
god hasnt burnt me for going on this page yet! =D