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  • Re: Manly Jokes

    Thanks, Dennis



    Subject: Wife Missing




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    Husband:
    My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!



    Sheriff: Height?


    Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.




    Sheriff: Weight?


    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.




    Sheriff: Color of eyes?


    Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.




    Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.




    Sheriff: What was she wearing?


    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.




    Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?


    Husband: She went in my truck.




    Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?


    Husband : A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.





    At this point the husband started choking up.





    Sheriff: Take it easy sir,


    we'll find your truck!!!
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Re: Manly Jokes



      "Never make an important decision without a woman at the table"


      As an example, "Honey, would fetch me a sandwich? Us men at the table are making an important decision."
      Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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      • Re: Manly Jokes

        Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

        A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • Re: Manly Jokes

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          Q: How is Rudy Giuliani like a fertilizer warehouse?

          A: They both take a lot of crap, but America can't survive without them.
          Brother you forgot the punchline: MAGA 2024.
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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