[tedalmos]

Re: Manly Jokes

Rodrigo how are you even a forum member when you can't even speak proper english you dumb ***insults removed*** i hope ***repulsive threats removed*** aids you ***more insults removed*** sell out

[Basilissa]

Re: Manly Jokes

Rodrigo, how are you even a forum member, when you can't even speak proper English? You dumb ***insults removed***, I hope ***repulsive threats removed*** of AIDS you piffleing sell out.

Matthew 7:5, sweetie.

[tedalmos]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

plagiarism

Ermagerd, yer so original!!!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus

Top Ten Reasons YOU will burn in Hell:

1. You are a sinning idiot (James 2:10).
2. You are a sinning idiot (Deuteronomy 4:2).
3. You are a sinning idiot (Mark 16:16).
4. You are a sinning idiot (Genesis 38:9-10).
5. You are a sinning idiot (Exodus 20:7).
6. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 12:32).
7. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 12:11).
8. You are a sinning idiot (Job 34:11).
9. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 7:13-14).
10. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 3:23).


Enjoy Hell!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons YOU will burn in Hell:

1. You are a sinning idiot (James 2:10).
2. You are a sinning idiot (Deuteronomy 4:2).
3. You are a sinning idiot (Mark 16:16).
4. You are a sinning idiot (Genesis 38:9-10).
5. You are a sinning idiot (Exodus 20:7).
6. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 12:32).
7. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 12:11).
8. You are a sinning idiot (Job 34:11).
9. You are a sinning idiot (Matthew 7:13-14).
10. You are a sinning idiot (Romans 3:23).


Enjoy Hell!

Amen brother. And that's no joke!

[Achaia]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

I am very sorry, Mr. Achaia but I fail to understand the joke. I do admit that I am man more familiar with the serious, utterly serious message of the Bible and Creation Science and, thus, this could be a deficiency from my part. Still, even the patriarchs knew when to laugh.

Genesis 12:12
Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?

Verily, God gave us laughter.



Seriously, though, I failed to understand the joke.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

This statement seems contradictory to Ephesians 2:8, so I'd like to see any Scriptural support you can provide that this is true.

Ephesians 2:8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God.

Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Ph0enix808]

Re: Manly Jokes

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
a) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
b) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
c) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
d) Beer has never caused a major war.
e) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
f) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
g) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
h) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
I) You can prove you have a beer.
j) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

"beer has never forced war on anyone" have you heard of "The Beer War of 1380"??

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Manly Jokes

Because I know Jesus had and HAS a strong heart, I wish we would be more careful. Sometimes we have to look within, which is where our faith comes from.

HAHAHA! What a silly jest! Oh, boy the jokes in here can get pretty absurd, can't they?!

Here's another one...

What's the difference between negroids and snow tires?
Negroids don't sing when you put chains on them!

PRAISE GOD!

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is worse then beeing black or a muslim?

Beeing a black muslim

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Manly Jokes

What is worse then beeing black or a muslim?

Beeing a black muslim

Aren't they all coons?

[arthur frayn]

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Aren't they all coons?

Mohamadens = sand nigras.

[MonicaMatei]

Re: Manly Jokes

I'm a woman. These jokes are manly.