[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!

[alooneymoron]

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Ethiopian--- Lowfat
Yeast infection (culture)--- yogurt

Smiley was misplaced...oops

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Low f at yogurt

I don't get it.

[alooneymoron]

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese!

Low f at yogurt

[Elmer G. White]

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To get back on the track.



Three Jooish mothers were chatting in a café about their sons.

"My son is the most successful", the first one said. "He's a wealthy lawyer!"

The second mother took a bite of her kosher bagel and said: "MY son is much more successful. He owns three department stores!"

The third one remained silent. "Well", the others said, "What does YOUR son do for a living".

"He doesn't do anything. He is a homosexual."

"But he's gotta do something to earn a living!"

"Oh, that! He's got a couple of close "friends". One is a lawyer and the other owns several department stores."


2 Corinthians 11:24
Of the Jews five times received I forty stripes save one.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Q: What do the joo rabbis do with foreskin after a circumsicion?

A: Sell it to the fags for chewing gum!

[Elmer G. White]

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I'm pretty sure you're a fag.

Pastor,

This is a well-known fact. The original Charlemagne was a prolific supporter of queer scholars, the most notorious of which was Alcuin of Tours, to whom Charlemagne was particularly attached. His poetry, which Charlemagne admired, contains poorly disguised innuendo that promotes homerfornication.

Cuckoo, what took you from the nesting place?
But will he come again? That no man knows.
If your love sings, cuckoo, then come again,
Come again, come again, quick, pray you come.

Why would a handsome king recruit a well-established gay man into his court unless he wished to do a bit of "experimenting" with his bi-curious side? Obviously, he wouldn't! Our uninvited guest, Mr. Charlemagne of the lost Kingdom of Larping must know this and be also a supporter.

1 Corinthians 6:9
Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,




Here we can see Alcuin instructing Charlemagne in the lost arts of Gomorrah including most likely oral joys and blasphemous use of the Bible.

And this used to be a fun and casual thread until this sodomite of bygone days tried to usurp it.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy, who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with that net of his? “I am going to the Brothel’s outlet,” replied the youth, “to spread my net there, and catch your mother.” “Mind you search the place carefully,” retorted the boy, “for you will be sure to find yours there also.”

A man who had given his wife a valuable dress, complained that he never exercised his marital rights without it costing him more than a golden ducat each time. “It is your fault,” answered the wife, “why do you not, by frequent repetition, bring down the cost to one farthing?”

I'm pretty sure you're a fag.

[Charlemagne]

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A young Florentine was going down to River Arno with one of those nets in which they wash wool, and met a frolicsome boy, who, out of fun, asked him what birds he was going to catch with that net of his? “I am going to the Brothel’s outlet,” replied the youth, “to spread my net there, and catch your mother.” “Mind you search the place carefully,” retorted the boy, “for you will be sure to find yours there also.”

A man who had given his wife a valuable dress, complained that he never exercised his marital rights without it costing him more than a golden ducat each time. “It is your fault,” answered the wife, “why do you not, by frequent repetition, bring down the cost to one farthing?”

[Charlemagne]

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In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. “Look also on the other side,” said the poor creature, “my husband has sometimes taken that road.”


Go with

[Witch Hammer]

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese!

[Witch Hammer]

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A Baptist man comes home after work to find his wife sitting on the couch watching Ellen. The kids are running all over the house, screaming and crying, while the dishes are piled up in the sink and dinner isn't ready. The man says, "Here, let me clean up this mess and prepare our meal. You sit there with your show and I will handle the kids, too."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard? I mean, as IF!

Ha! Good one, brother!

[BrotherLarry]

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A Baptist man comes home after work to find his wife sitting on the couch watching Ellen. The kids are running all over the house, screaming and crying, while the dishes are piled up in the sink and dinner isn't ready. The man says, "Here, let me clean up this mess and prepare our meal. You sit there with your show and I will handle the kids, too."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! Isn't that the funniest thing you've ever heard? I mean, as IF!

[Nobar King]

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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Oh yea (Sir)?? Funny how many members of this church use him to justify their vile actions.

Heard of Russell Brand??? Had a good word with the folks of westboro a while back. Now he knows humor, You got to learn from him man.

Yo rolledup, get a clue here - this is a thread where we celebrate our manliness and manhood that our Creator endowed us with by having a few laughs with Jesus. It's a time to share a special joy with Jesus and to kick back and enjoy Salvation®.

So far son you're about as welcome as Obama at a KKK rally, not to mention you've been putting a damper on the Holy Spirit around here - and no, this is not the place to talk about Freud, or for that matter Dadaism.