[Bama_Girl]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

A horrible mother.

I never said I was raising the kid.

A whore. Because you aren't married.

By the way, if I catch you posting in the MEN'S ONLY section of this board one more time, I'll toss you into Quarantine.

Does this time count? And I am not a whore. I do it for free. Whores, as I understand it, get paid. I am a SODOMITE and a SLUT.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?

A whore. Because you aren't married.

By the way, if I catch you posting in the MEN'S ONLY section of this board one more time, I'll toss you into Quarantine.

[Bob4God]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?

A horrible mother.

Do you even have PERMISSION to be in the Mens Only Section???!

[Bama_Girl]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Well, since I have given birth, what does that make me?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Young lady, when a wife gets spanked, whipped, slapped, punched electrocuted, or beaten, it is a direct result of her innate need to be subjectified and dominated by her Godly husband. That's the way God wired you. The level of uppitiness you display indicates to me that you are in need of....special treatment.

The fact that a handful of perverts like you and your "boyfriend" go out and take pleasure in the Godly acts mentioned above is simply beyond me. It just goes to show you how depraved satan can make you.

1 Timothy 2:11-15
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

1 Peter 3:1
Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

Only the extraordinary pain of childbirth can cause a woman's Salvation(c). Women who remain barren are damned to eternal hellfire, as are most of the ones who don't.

[Bama_Girl]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

How lovely! Those look like they would match all of my bdsm outfits very nicely.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Oh, I LOVE a good spanking now and then!
Those times when when I have been all naughty and I am in the mood for some rough pleasure... I get my boyfriend to tie me up with this http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...ode=3009-10Red and gag me with one of these http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=1
and BOY do we have a good time with THIS little marvelous invention http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=8 !!! It is just PERFECT for spanking.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............

Perhaps I was wrong about you, Bonobo_Girl. There may be hope for you yet if you recognize that, as a woman, you need a man to discipline you and give you tough love.

Nonetheless, may I make a suggestion? Instead of buying your equipment at a sick-ular establishment, you may care to use one of these. I'm sure that Godly Pastor Ezekiel will have other suggestions.

[Bama_Girl]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Oh, I LOVE a good spanking now and then!
Those times when when I have been all naughty and I am in the mood for some rough pleasure... I get my boyfriend to tie me up with this http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...ode=3009-10Red and gag me with one of these http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=1
and BOY do we have a good time with THIS little marvelous invention http://www.leatheretc.com/Merchant2/...roduct_Count=8 !!! It is just PERFECT for spanking.
Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?

She's a woman, so her sentences didn't have any meaning in the first place. In that context, giving them some meaning is an act of Christian charity and lovingkindness.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?

Don't you think it's somewhat improper to spit in Christ's loving face after He went to the trouble of temporarily suffering and dying for our sins?

[BloodyBore]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

What does (****) and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) mean? Maybe (****) is Goth-ese for "a lousy meal" and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) means "of our filthy stove".


So the sentence (with proper punctuation & grammar as well) becomes:


The only spanking I will recieve is the one from my husband when I'm making a lousy meal on top of our filthy stove.

See, now it makes sense. There may be hope for Krusty after all! Praise!

Don't you think it's somewhat improper to give your own meaning to other's sentences?

[Sledge Riprock]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does (****) and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) mean? Maybe (****) is Goth-ese for "a lousy meal" and (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) means "of our filthy stove".


So the sentence (with proper punctuation & grammar as well) becomes:


The only spanking I will recieve is the one from my husband when I'm making a lousy meal on top of our filthy stove.

See, now it makes sense. There may be hope for Krusty after all! Praise!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

piffle YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're not very good at reasoned argument, are you?

[Warrior of God]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

so when i took my wedding vows " IN A CHURCH " may I add ........


the only spanking i will get is the one from my hubby when i'm making **** and on top !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

two things leap out here...
ok so you're damned to hell hypocrite already way along that slippy slope of damnation's fall.
That comes as no surprise to any one here...
Taking your vows in a church and faith you reject comes as no shock somehow.

But really , the last part...
Landover ladies cover your eyes here, (this is a decency alert as this will perforce have to refer to sinful things, I will white it out so only men might look , and any ladies wiith delicate natures might be spared.)

What you do to your husband while he is face down and you are hammering away at him with one of those strapped on bulldyke protuberances, is none of our concern , nor is it the kind of filth we even want to see hinted at in here.
DISGUSTING...get gone foul servant of satan , you harlot steeped in sexual depravity.
I think you have proved beyond doubt your hubby is a homo and you a bulldyke with a raging tallywhacker envy issue.
Pretend as you may...
two halfs do not make a wit,
and two benders do not make a straight.

You are more damned than any tithe stealing, welfare favouring, taxman.

[Warrior of God]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

English like all languages is a product of butchered Latin. Besides America voted to speak English over German.

Aluminium as in the element?

Surely bastardised takes the word bastard out of context.

This guy calls himself a liberal hate monger...
But, if you read his sig line, the if it don't kill you makes you stronger, spiel...
well now , that is a paraphrasing of Nietzsche ,
philosphical poster-boy for the idolating, satanic , nazi party...

Now what is he doing rubbing shoulders with fascism then condemining upright clean living Christians...

and FYI...
your sig line is wrong...
you can get your arms and legs blown off and live,
but it sure as hell wont make you stronger...

stupid is, as ...etc.