[Roses224]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

what in the world...

[JamesDean]

Re: Why Women Need Spanking!

I think spanking your wife is our duty to them. God watches us to see if we are strong enough to give them this how hard it sometimes can be though! It just needs to be done.

Spankings hère don't come alone. It includes prayers and bible study and showing remorse. It's a bit long to totally describe though

Just a few questions:
How do you guys feel about leaving bruises?
We have a few implements hanging in our house to help as a reminder, what do you guys use?
Clothes or no clothes?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I remember when my wife was trying to play baseball and she kept hitting it wrong. I said "darling, let me show you how to do it right", but she just replied, "I don't need your damn help!!"So I snatched the baseball bat off of her and hit her 5 times until she was on the floor. She never said it to me again.

I hope you were arrested and prosecuted for assault with a deadly weapon, you hateful monster!

[Wizards are evil]

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Folks, my heart really goes out to pro golfer John Daly. His spoiled wife attacked him with a knife right before a golf tournament. Imagine the shame of showing up at the green with red marks on your face.

No doubt, Daly's wife is to blame for his poor performance (on and off the green). But Daly is to blame for not disciplining his wife according to Biblical standards.

Daly's autobiography, "My Life In & Out of the Rough" details his lack of discipline in a chapter devoted to his three former wives that was titled, "All My Exes Wear Rolexes."

Let this tragedy remind all that our Lord Jesus Christ weeps when we don't properly discipline our wives. Next time you're over par at the course, try giving HER a few swats . . . it'll improve your swing.

I remember when my wife was trying to play baseball and she kept hitting it wrong. I said "darling, let me show you how to do it right", but she just replied, "I don't need your damn help!!"So I snatched the baseball bat off of her and hit her 5 times until she was on the floor. She never said it to me again.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.

Admittedly, if you find that your wife always does what you tell her to do, no matter what it is, then it is sometimes acceptable to not beat her quite so hard. But if you are just being acquiescent toward your helpmeet, then it is YOU who are a pathetic, unworthy coward. Are you sure you are not allowing her to do as she pleases, instead of commanding her to submit as the Bible commands us? It is one thing to have her obedience; it is an altogether other thing to just let her run rampant and say "that's okay".

Colossians 3:18

King James Version (KJV)


18Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

[Zechariah Smyth]

If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.

Do you have Scripture that specifically supports every one of those claims?

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[alexthelowe]

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If you have to beat your wife to get her to listen to you, you're a coward, pathetic, and unworthy.

[proteastantguy]

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Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?

Never, there is no way I would tolerate such things to happen.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick

Are you seriously suggesting a weaker vessel could beat up a real man?

[proteastantguy]

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Normally in Europe a man can be jailed for beating a woman, but not the other way. The world is sick

[Alphonse Alban]

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If you don't have time to go as far as spanking, you have always time for loving slap. Here's (again) common sense view of a common man.

[James Hutchins]

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Praise be Tesxas. Nothing warms my heart more than a daddy loving his daughter, even if she is a retard.

Little warms my heart more than True Christian(tm) Love.

[proteastantguy]

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Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

Thank you Sir, and you are right

[Cranky Old Man]

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Just on stupid brain fart: Would it be abussive to hit ones wife everyday even though she hasn't done anything wrong? Or would it still be rightous?

Nonsense! Women are stupid. That means they are doing things wrong all the time. It is completely impossible for a women to have an entire day without doing anything wrong.

The coffee is either to hot or too cold, the bacon isn't fried properly, the eggs aren't scrambled properly, the kitchen isn't 100% spotless, annoying whining about pain in their knees caused by cleaning all night long. And that is just breakfast. Don't get me started on lunch or dinner...

And never forget God wants all women to suffer for Eve's sins and to always obey their husbands! Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

[proteastantguy]

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Just on stupid brain fart: Would it be abussive to hit ones wife everyday even though she hasn't done anything wrong? Or would it still be rightous?