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  • Re: What is Fap?

    yes well, is that the only thing you wish to pick out of my insightful post, homophobic disgrace for a human being?

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    • Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by Shezelle View Post
      yes well, is that the only thing you wish to pick out of my insightful post, homophobic disgrace for a human being?
      Though my brothers may chastise me for it, I must say I, for one, am completely in favor of your lifestyle. By all means, DON'T BREED!

      You, out of the genepool, is a great thing for my descendants who will be multitudes.

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      • Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by EastsideWarrior316 View Post
        also, how did that second war start? Oh yeah, Iraq had "weapons of mass destruction". where are those weapons?
        I assure you the Kurds are very happy Saddan Hussein stopped using weapons of mass destruction to gas them. Or are you also denying he killed 180,000 Kurds that way? Saddan Hussein himself admitted to it by the way, so you would be the only person on the planet denying it.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • Re: What is Fap?

          Originally posted by Shezelle View Post
          for example, im gay ind love being this way
          Of course you do. Most sinners love their sin. It end's badly though .

          Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by EastsideWarrior316 View Post
            first of all what kinda bullshit is this smiley. you guys are ignorant bigots. Your lack of intelligence is unbelievable, this whole thread started because someone asked what "fap" means. Everyone in the real world knows that "fap" means to masturbate. Obviously you people don't believe that because you keep banning everyone that answers the question correctly. So why don't you tell me what "fap" means? Finally, what was OP doing on a site where someone was referring to Sarah Palin in such a way, shouldn't said site be considered pornographic? I can see why you all love Sarah Palin so much, because she's just as stupid as you. Neither her nor any of you are even close to qualified for the presidency, but she is definitely fine and fappable, her daughters pretty hot too, no wonder Levi Johnston hit that so quick
            OP
            Original poster. That's logical.
            I once accidentally found a site where Mrs. Palin was being trashed, as you youths say.
            here's the story.
            http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=17933
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by EastsideWarrior316 View Post
              first of all what kinda bullshit is this smiley. you guys are ignorant bigots.
              We are ignorant bigots in exactly the same way the WTC towers are still standing tall.

              QED
              I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

              Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
              Matthew 7:22
              Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
              Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

              Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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              • Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                wiki is for Wicca and pedia is for Catholic Pedophile!
                no, seriously, do really belive in what you say?
                when i read this forum, i think you are the dumbest people ever. EVER!
                even catholic fanatics aren't that stupit. (actualy that's not so strange, stupidity is common in usa)


                besides, to FAP means to masturbate. pallin is fapable, because she's got quite nice body.

                in example: Talitha is slightly fapable, coz she's got quite nice smile. Misterss Cookie isn't, coz she's a tranny. And that's sick.

                so, for a good mood, here you are, jewish death metal, kickass!

                (link removed)
                Proverbs 26:3
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                • Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
                  no, seriously, do really belive in what you say?
                  when i read this forum, i think you are the dumbest people ever. EVER!
                  even catholic fanatics aren't that stupit. (actualy that's not so strange, stupidity is common in usa)


                  besides, to FAP means to masturbate. pallin is fapable, because she's got quite nice body.

                  in example: Talitha is slightly fapable, coz she's got quite nice smile. Misterss Cookie isn't, coz she's a tranny. And that's sick.

                  so, for a good mood, here you are, jewish death metal, kickass!

                  (link removed)
                  Mistress cookie is not a tranny! How could she be?
                  Matthew:
                  5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                  5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                  10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                  10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                  • Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Tom Sawyer View Post
                    (actualy that's not so strange, stupidity is common in usa)
                    Unlike, of course, in poland. poles are the mexicans of europe doing menial labor that europeans find too dirty to do.
                    I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                    Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                    Matthew 7:22
                    Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                    Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                    Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                    • Re: What is Fap?

                      hell yeah, I love that kind of chit-chat. god=life, don't forget about ukraine and romania. even that, i still think usa is country of mormons. but that's ok, at least they gone from europe. and you are making cool movies, i admit.

                      oh, and don't you think that that 'Jesus H. Christ' think and smilley face crucified isn't somehow... a blasphemy?

                      eliot, come on, i bet she's got a *** removed dirty word ***.
                      Proverbs 26:3
                      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                      • Re: What is Fap?

                        hey, since when *** removed dirty word ***. is dirty word?
                        how you, ultimate christians, call this little gentleman betwen your legs? Rev. Bobby?
                        Proverbs 26:3
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.

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                        • Re: What is Fap?

                          We refer to it as tallywhacker, but only if really necessary. Privy member is OK too, as per KJV. But we prefer not to speak about unspeakable things.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                          • Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                            We refer to it as tallywhacker, but only if really necessary. Privy member is OK too, as per KJV. But we prefer not to speak about unspeakable things.
                            Isnt the biblical term a falace?

                            @GOD=Life, I like you, I dont always agree with you but at least you can stand up what you believe in and listen to the argument presented to you.

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                            • Re: What is Fap?

                              *** removed porn***

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                              • Re: What is Fap?

                                Can I ask, in all respect, why my previous post was deleted?

                                I was simply trying to demonstrate why the
                                beautiful
                                , Mrs
                                Palin
                                (who should be an example to all of us God fearing Christians in terms of our ideal wife) is seen by certain sinners around the world as suitable for their sick and twisted fantasies.

                                If my post was
                                unacceptable
                                , then I beg the forgiveness of the members of the site (and of God, the ultimate moderator).

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