[True Disciple]

Re: What is Fap?

GILF stands for Grandmother I (would) Like (to) F%$k.

If this would be true, how would a preacher ever know this?
Either it's a lie, in which case you are no preacher, because preachers do not lie, or it is true, in which case you are no preacher as well, as preachers are not interested in Internet perversions.
Logically, this means that you can't possibly be a preacher.

My goodness, you're all a bunch of racists, aren't you? The Japanese, the Polish, African-Americans, all of which I've seen disparaged and discriminated against on this site. Where in the Bible does it say that it is Christian to be racist?

We are not racist. What makes you think that? The Bible clearly teaches that God holds entire countries responsible for sin, and that a certain race (Hamites) are meant to serve the other races.

No you see thats where everyone seems to be getting their facts muddled up.
When someone tells you something they have found it is not to try and pervert you, it is to show you how they have found other peoples perversion. But because the person has seen this perversion somehow he is cast with them.

Are you stupid? What could possibly be a good reason for decent people to visit the pornographic sites where slang like this is used? We do not want perverts who hop around on those sites on these forums, thank you very much.

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness

Now this is easy to deconstruct. Inspiration of God. Not by god himself. Meaning that man has spoken to god Truthfully or untruthfully ( As i said, man is corruptable. This is a hypothesis.)

Have you even read this passage? God inspired people to write certain things. If God wanted them to write different things, he would have inspired them in another way. The point is not that man has spoken to God; that's what we call prayer. The point here is that God has spoken to man.

Profitable for doctrine. Now I could be wrong, but this translates that this is for the attainment of profit.

Partly. It mostly means that it is very useful to base your morals on. But Jesus, being a True American™, understands the importance of Godly Free Market Economics, of course.

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

How does this relate to leading a good life? So example. A man never goes to church his entire life. But devotes its entirety to helping people who are in need. Be it diseased, poor, or abused. He has faith, but he has never seen the point in going to church when he could be helping people.
He is going to hell then by your interpretation of the bible? I dont think so.

Can't you see yourself that this is completely illogical? Of course he is going to hell if he doesn't accept Jesus Christ as His Lord and Saviour. That's what this passage says!

How does this relate to leading a good life? Not in any direct way. Faith is the thing which grants peope tickets on the train to Heaven, not leading a good life because:

Romans 3:10:
As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:

Read this for more information.

Amen to that. But...well...are you aware that the Internet has been made by The Devil? And that Your shirt or trousers were made by some starving children in China? So You are partially responsible for their misery and you are a part of The Devil's plan. Now that's just not too much righteous...

What are you talking about? How is the Internet made by the Devil? And are those godless atheist communist chink children not working directly or indirectly for Godly American Companies? You make no sense, "preacher."

[Jarek-Exo]

Re: What is Fap?

I see your points.. I think i may be converted yet.

[True Disciple]

Re: What is Fap?

I see your points.. I think i may be converted yet.

That's great, friend!

Read here more about God's Simple Plan of Salvation(tm)!

[Jarek-Exo]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh let me go get my chequebook.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: What is Fap?

Oh let me go get my chequebook.

Credit Cards are acceptable

[brother shamus]

Re: What is Fap?

iam so dissgusted with this unholy filth. bleh. i cant stand it.
i searched all over internet trying to prove those satan bastards wrong.
its very hard but i found some mrs pailin statement about it:

http://tinyurl.com/mrs-sarah-pailin-statement

thank God for her wisdom!

[warkot]

I'd like to ask a question

Why does dear Mistress Cookie nor Talitha have not an "Ex-Masturbator" award?

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I'd like to ask a question

Why does dear Mistress Cookie nor Talitha have not an "Ex-Masturbator" award?

Why would they?

[lovethyneighbour]

Re: What is Fap?

How hard is it to GOOGLE the word FAP. It means to 'masturbate'. Ie they think that Palin is attractive. The ignorance in this thread is beyond belief.

And before you flame me for "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS", is because I dont block myself off from mankind, and I am REAL, I understand what people mean, just as you would know what certain swear words are. I will not apologise for hearing people swear, or use obscene language. I cannot walk around with a paperbag over my head, the last time in history people did this was in a period called THE MIDDLE AGES, you know, the same period where people worshipped KINGS akin to false idols, like Henry the 8th.

The other modern examples are people following the Taliban, and, oh look, on this forum.

I challenge any of you to provide a logic argument to refute WHY it is hard to GOOGLE THE WORD FAP. If you claim that 'GOOGLE IS A TOOL OF SATAN', then GUESS WHAT, THE INTERNET IS MADE PREDOMINENTLY OF PORN. So blame yourselves for being on a medium that deals mainly with 'fapping'.

Thats like me using the daily PORN magazine to spread my christian messages. Anyways. Peace be upon you.

[James Dewitt]

Re: What is Fap?

Ok you people are really perverted and nasty. I mean really Sister Sarah is a grandmother. Do you think of your own grand ma and do that that? Your just sick! Rot in Hell ya bunch of perverts

[djchedda]

Re: What is Fap?

I would just like to say, on behalf of the hateful "True Christians" in this forum, I will pray for your souls. It saddens me that you are so judgmental towards everyone and I hope the Lord grants forgives me and helps me control my disappointment towards you all.

Although perverted, what everyone is saying about what "Fap" means is correct. However, I believe what the "True Christians" on this forum fail to realize is that many of the members who are explaining this are not condoning this behavior. We thank our pastors and teachers for explaining the evil of Satan. We don't attack them for mentioning evil.

I don't know why I have read so many pages of your postings but I have, and I am hurt that Christianity has been linked with an image of hatred instead of the belief of loving thy fellow man and forming a community. Mr. Wide-Open, I will pray for your soul the most. Reading that someone considers himself "Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe" and an example of a Christ lover hurts me very badly. Christ would not want you to be so prideful. If you did not give yourself this title, please have some humility and reject it because we are all born with sin. None of us are better than the next.

As a closing statement, I beg of you "True Christians" to abandon your hate because that is not the way to salvation.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

I beg of you "True Christians" to abandon your hate because that is not the way to salvation.

Boy, will you be surprised while you burn in hell for all eternity .

You obviously have no clue whatsoever about the content of the Holy Bible. You completely ignore His word and yet somehow you think you are doing the right thing. How sad.

Let me show you something about the Holy Bible:

Why you need to follow the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

People God hates: Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren." Deuteronomy 12:31 "You must not worship the LORD your God in their way, because in worshiping their gods, they do all kinds of detestable things the LORD hates. They even burn their sons and daughters in the fire as sacrifices to their gods."

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What is Fap?

... It means to 'masturbate' ... Palin is attractive ... PORN ... the daily PORN magazine to spread my christian messages ...

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Ttxxee]

Re: What is Fap?

Dear all,
God is almighty and He will judge all of us!
Consider it, all atheists writing here about mast... things!
I wish you all God-blessed day!
-T-

[lovethyneighbour]

Re: What is Fap?

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you.

I have no obsession with porn, I am making a point, of which you have had no rebuttal.

And after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell

And after you have cut out your tongue you have to start reading YOUR bible to learn Jude ye lest Ye be Judged fool.