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Re: What is Fap?
That shows that modern slang doesn't show it as a term of endearment.
That shows that modern slang doesn't show it as a term of endearment.
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You should find this interesting. watch it to the end. it is truly sinful, and to know how to deal with the enemy, you must experience them fully.
BTW
what's wrong with being gay?
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Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."Originally posted by evolution-is-RIGHT View Post5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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I didn't say I was gay...I just implied that there is nothing wrong with being a homosexual. With the assumption that the definition of "wrong" is the modern value of the word wrong which is going against social, ethical and moral values. Which is to say that "Beating your child is wrong". Even though the bible says somewhere that you should stone your children till death if they talk back to authority or their parents. But the bible is right "word for word", according to you; So here is a juxtaposition. Unless of course you have no problem is stoning your children until their dead, then there is no logical fallacy, and I am completely wrong and I should have never posted. After which I should convert to Christianity, because I am "Unsaved Trash".Comment
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If it wasn't for those pesky secular laws we would be stoning rebellious children, dear. And homosexuals too. Oh, how I'd love to hiff a few rocks at that lot! Probably best to stone the children first though -- warm up my throwing arm -- and then stone the homos. Glory!Originally posted by evolution-is-RIGHT View Post
Indeed.and I am completely wrong
Perhaps, but you're here now so you might as well make a go of it.and I should have never posted.
That is quite possibly the best idea you've ever had. Praise!After which I should convert to Christianity, because I am "Unsaved Trash".True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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If the word fap were to mean "Mastubate", what do you think anyone who is web savvy would think after reading
"I fap to the bible"
"Fap to god"
"god is fappable"
In the sense that they were lead here by this website.
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I would not count on it, buddy.Originally posted by Empires_Fall View PostI hear ya brother, may be Sister Kitty can help us FAP for her and Sarah.
2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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I'm going for a fap right now, as your words have powerful meaning to me.Originally posted by Sister Kitty View Post
"Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short... Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and sixty six."Comment
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A pervert can find some sexual meaning in pretty much anything. Even the term "opening a book" can mean something sexual or "poking fun at a person".Originally posted by Grant Imahara View Post
True Christians aren't perverts obviously.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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How ever true that might be. After using google, I found that "FAP" was first used in anime books as a sound of masturbation.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostComment
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oi vey, a whole site of closed minded yankie wankers, fap is wanking, simple as that, mind you not as simple as some of the people in this site.Comment
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I appreciate the unintentional irony you have displayed here. You have come very close to amusing me.Originally posted by god hates us all View PostExodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.Comment
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Sigh. We're not perverts, alright? We're not sick minded people who just want to spread some kind of pornographic agenda (Well, I'm not), personally, I hate masturbation, but fap is just a term used on the internet that is the sound of masturbation. Please, believe me, is something is fappable, it is NOT cool, it's arousing. Can we please just believe us? We spend a lot of time on the intenet. Ask anyone who is on it, hell, some people who aren't on it even know about it now, fap = masturbate.Comment
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That's not surprising. Anime is the work of the Devil. Search this forum for "anime" and you will find out.Originally posted by Grant Imahara View Post
I maintain that a pervert can find a sexual connotation in anything.
For example, I said to youngsters that I was excited about reading the Bible and they said "excited" is another word for "aroused" nowadays. Then I said that I didn't know that word had that meaning in some circles and then they laughed, saying that "circles" has a sexual connotation as well.
At that point I admit that I got a little frustrated and told them to open the Bible..... guess what...... "opening the Bible" is slang for *** deleted ***
So really, with that in mind, I do not find it surprising at all that some of you maintain that even a dignified word like "fap" has a sexual connotation.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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I googled that. That's made up. =_= The kids were messing with you. Circles was made up too. Kids have their own sense of humour that generally centres around sex.Originally posted by GOD=life View PostComment
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