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Re: What is Fap?
I thought it meant Famous Approved Politician
Unlike our Beloved Sarah Palin, Obama is absolutely not a FAP.
I thought it meant Famous Approved Politician
Unlike our Beloved Sarah Palin, Obama is absolutely not a FAP.
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Deuteronomy 12:28 - "Observe and hear all these words which I command thee, that it may go well with thee, and with thy children after thee for ever, when thou doest that which is good and right in the sight of the LORD thy God." -
Re: What is Fap?
Fap is wanking ya arse pieceComment
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Re: What is Fap?
Now you're supposed to do it with your ass?!?!? Disgusting!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Clemence View PostComment
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Re: What is Fap?
FAP sounds homosexual
Not a fanComment
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
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Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: What is Fap?
the terms fapping fappable originated on *DISGUSTING TEXT REMOVED* oh and if you dont like my handle get a sense of humor.Comment
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Re: What is Fap?
Son, we're not here to "get a sense of humor". We're not here to entertain you while you talk about your private areas. We're here to praise Him.
You're on thin ice, boy.Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: What is Fap?
Son, we do not need your anime porn here.Originally posted by Jan Klaasen View PostIsaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: What is Fap?
I give women facials at the massage parlor I work at all the time. Fapping is actually the method I use to give them a nice clean facial. Here is a nice video depicting how to fap properly.
-Peter N.
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Re: What is Fap?
Originally posted by Jan Klaasen View Post
I thank God for godly women like Ellen, who fights your dirty filth.
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
John 8:32Comment
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Re: What is Fap?
Friend, do you kiss your mum with that potty mouth?
This is a Christian family forum, not a Tourette's fest.
Psalm 10:7
His mouth is full of cursing and deceit and fraud: under his tongue is mischief and vanity.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: What is Fap?
Originally posted by Modern Slang
Ehm, well, I guess that means you get sexurally aroused thinking about your mom? Right? Eeeeeeuuuwww! 
And I prefer not to insert Scripture in my backside, thank you very much.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Track? Track Palin? Is that you?Originally posted by Modern Slang
Yours in Christ,
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I remember that word from my days of being a queer it is to self abuse or masturbate it is a disgusting thing.Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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