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  • God's Ninja
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    • Mar 2010
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    #346
    Re: What is Fap?

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    I am not gay my poor misguided friend. I have a wife, 9 sons and many grandsons.
    Lies! I saw you on Dateline's How To Catch A Predator....you silly, silly man.

    How's Bubba treating you in prison?

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
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      #347
      Re: What is Fap?

      Originally posted by God's Ninja View Post
      Lies! I saw you on Dateline's How To Catch A Predator....you silly, silly man. How's Bubba treating you in prison?
      Maybe you should sober up before your next posting. You are making less and less sense.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • God's Ninja
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        • Mar 2010
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        #348
        Re: What is Fap?

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        Maybe you should sober up before your next posting. You are making less and less sense.
        Nah, it's the weed that's got me. It's all good though, because God created it for us.

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        • Alpine
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          • Mar 2010
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          #349
          Re: What is Fap?

          So if you all like Sarah Palin so much, how can you condone her being such a poor mother that she let her daughter get pregnant out of wedlock?

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
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            #350
            Re: What is Fap?

            Originally posted by Alpine View Post
            So if you all like Sarah Palin so much, how can you condone her being such a poor mother that she let her daughter get pregnant out of wedlock?
            She is only human and so is her daughter. Did you never make mistakes in your life?

            And she followed Biblical law: Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days."
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • DTcrew4
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              • Mar 2010
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              #351
              Re: What is Fap?

              Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
              It should be 10 minutes between posts for you. I'll have to ask someone what went wrong.

              "God" wants me to be heard! :flex
              Confirmed disbeliever of God and other imaginary friends

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #352
                Re: What is Fap?

                Originally posted by DTcrew4 View Post
                "God" wants me to be heard!
                No. God wants you to take of your leathers, and kneel on the ground instead of trying to touch it with just one.

                He also doesn't want you to buy Japanese - He hates nips.

                What's wrong with a real bike, like a Harley?
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Shezelle
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                  • Mar 2010
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                  #353
                  Re: What is Fap?

                  Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                  Though my brothers may chastise me for it, I must say I, for one, am completely in favor of your lifestyle. By all means, DON'T BREED!

                  You, out of the genepool, is a great thing for my descendants who will be multitudes.
                  I LIKE you! Finally someone who'll see another side to something people tend to let things cloud their judgement of what is really there, there're is always another perspective to a situation

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                  • Pa-R6 love god
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 4

                    #354
                    Re: What is Fap?

                    Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                    No. God wants you to take of your leathers, and kneel on the ground instead of trying to touch it with just one.

                    He also doesn't want you to buy Japanese - He hates nips.

                    What's wrong with a real bike, like a Harley?
                    AMEN BROTHER!!! I SAY BURN ALL THOSE RICER BIKE LOVERS!!! LET THEM FAP THEMSELVES IN THE ETERNAL PIT OF FLAME HALLELUJAH!!!

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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #355
                      Re: What is Fap?

                      Originally posted by Pa-R6 love god View Post
                      AMEN BROTHER!!! I SAY BURN ALL THOSE RICER BIKE LOVERS!!! LET THEM FAP THEMSELVES IN THE ETERNAL PIT OF FLAME HALLELUJAH!!!
                      Indeed Friend (although you don't have to shout! )

                      I've explained in detail what boy ricers are here.
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • God's Ninja
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                        • Mar 2010
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                        #356
                        Re: What is Fap?

                        And God said..........let there be Taco Bell


                        and we were happy

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                        • Pa-R6 love god
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                          • Mar 2010
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                          #357
                          Re: What is Fap?

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          Indeed Friend (although you don't have to shout! )

                          I've explained in detail what boy ricers are here.
                          I couldn't agree more brother..we should round up all those ricer biker boys (and the gays) and those that "fap" into a group and shoot them with all of our guns and ammunitionz...although I'm a moderate baptist

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #358
                            Re: What is Fap?

                            Originally posted by Pa-R6 love god View Post
                            I couldn't agree more brother..we should round up all those ricer biker boys (and the gays) and those that "fap" into a group and shoot them with all of our guns and ammunitionz...although I'm a moderate baptist
                            Yes, well... the Bible tells us we have to obey secular laws. So all that shooting and stoning has to wait a little bit.

                            Titus 3:1
                            Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,


                            In the mean time, I think this picture shows that all those people obsessed with "fapping" are plain wrong.



                            Maybe the people in that chatroom were just hoping Mrs. Palin would give a loving donation to them. Or adopt a puppy!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22368

                              #359
                              Re: What is Fap?

                              Originally posted by Pa-R6 love god View Post
                              shoot them with all of our guns and ammunitionz...although I'm a moderate baptist
                              Are you insane? We don't shoot people, we try to save them!
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Pa-R6 love god
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Mar 2010
                                • 4

                                #360
                                Re: What is Fap?

                                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                                Yes, well... the Bible tells us we have to obey secular laws. So all that shooting and stoning has to wait a little bit.

                                Titus 3:1
                                Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,


                                In the mean time, I think this picture shows that all those people obsessed with "fapping" are plain wrong.



                                Maybe the people in that chatroom were just hoping Mrs. Palin would give a loving donation to them. Or adopt a puppy!

                                ...or jerk them off....not that i'm like that...i feel masturbation is immoral...and stuff

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