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  • Enobarbus
    Professor of English Landover University
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 3496

    #91
    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

    Originally posted by hellion View Post
    'Do unto others, as others would do unto you.' If you continue to beat women, we're eventually going to take a stand. Some of us already have. Treat us with respect, and we'll do the same to you. Put us down, and we'll take a stand. Women have the same rights as men. "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."
    No women do not have the same rights as men, the KJV1611 makes that plain. And if we catch any brazen harlots like you taking a stand around here, we will simply beat you harder. It's what God wants.
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #92
      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

      Originally posted by hellion View Post
      Actually, some of the best cooks in the world are men. And they do cook for their wives.
      Men cooking, that I can just about believe. Heterosexual men with wives cooking? You passed the bounds of plausibility right there.
      Originally posted by Hellbound
      "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."
      And it only takes one good Christian backhander to shut that yapping voice up.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • hellion
        Nasty and Mean-Spirited
        • Nov 2006
        • 564

        #93
        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Men cooking, that I can just about believe. Heterosexual men with wives cooking? You passed the bounds of plausibility right there.
        Well there are heterosexual men with wives cooking, so get used to it. Ever been to a resturaunt? A lot of chefs are straight men.
        "It only takes one voice to start a revolution."
        And it only takes one good Christian backhander to shut that yapping voice up.
        And it takes one good lawsuit to shut that christian up, and to make that revolution popular via the media. Don't you think, that if you physically harrass a woman concerning her beliefs, the people will hate you more than anyone. They'll take sympathy on the victim and listen to what she has to say, spreading that revolution even further. So go ahead, harrass people, you're only making it worse for yourself.
        "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #94
          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

          Originally posted by hellion View Post
          'Do unto others, as others would do unto you.' If you continue to beat women, we're eventually going to take a stand. Some of us already have. Treat us with respect, and we'll do the same to you. Put us down, and we'll take a stand. Women have the same rights as men. "It only takes one voice to start a Revolution."
          You don't deserve any respect until you start showing some respect for He that made you; Jesus Christ.

          Now enough with the yapping woman, don't you have any cleaning to do?
          Stop neglecting your womanly duties.
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • hellion
            Nasty and Mean-Spirited
            • Nov 2006
            • 564

            #95
            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
            You don't deserve any respect until you start showing some respect for He that made you; Jesus Christ.

            Now enough with the yapping woman, don't you have any cleaning to do?
            Stop neglecting your womanly duties.
            This has nothing to do with god. You can't keep using your religion to justify acts of violence towards women and minorities.
            "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #96
              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

              Originally posted by hellion View Post
              This has nothing to do with god. You can't keep using your religion to justify acts of violence towards women and minorities.
              If you spent as much time reading the Holy Bible as you do running your mouth, you'd know what a fool you are. Your master satan has tricked you into believing absurd lies, but you are too sick and deluded to realize that. You barge in here, threatening us with lawsuits and spewing hatred and intolerance at us, just because we follow the Holy Bible to the letter. Just remember; your father is the father of lies.

              John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

              Also, we thank you for persecuting us, for by doing so, you PROVE that we are doing God's work.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • hellion
                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                • Nov 2006
                • 564

                #97
                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                If you spent as much time reading the Holy Bible as you do running your mouth, you'd know what a fool you are. Your master satan has tricked you into believing absurd lies, but you are too sick and deluded to realize that. You barge in here, threatening us with lawsuits and spewing hatred and intolerance at us, just because we follow the Holy Bible to the letter. Just remember; your father is the father of lies.

                John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

                Also, we thank you for persecuting us, for by doing so, you PROVE that we are doing God's work.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                God doesn't exist. The bible is filled with contradictory non-sense. You still can't prove to me that god exists.
                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #98
                  Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                  Originally posted by hellion View Post
                  God doesn't exist. The bible is filled with contradictory non-sense. You still can't prove to me that god exists.
                  The very earth itself and the wonders within it are proof that God exists. Think of the complexity of the human cell -- do you believe that that could really come about by chance -- by random?

                  That is like saying that a hurricane going through a junk-yard might produce a Ferrari by chance. Unbelievable.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #99
                    Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                    Originally posted by hellion View Post
                    And it takes one good lawsuit to shut that christian up, and to make that revolution popular via the media. Don't you think, that if you physically harrass a woman concerning her beliefs, the people will hate you more than anyone. They'll take sympathy on the victim and listen to what she has to say, spreading that revolution even further. So go ahead, harrass people, you're only making it worse for yourself.
                    Do you remember Tiananmen Square? That one heroic little chink stood in front of a tank. And he got squashed flat as a slitty-eyed yellow bug. The Chinese Communist Party are still in power today. What does that teach you?
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • hellion
                      Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                      • Nov 2006
                      • 564

                      #100
                      Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                      Do you remember Tiananmen Square? That one heroic little chink stood in front of a tank. And he got squashed flat as a slitty-eyed yellow bug. The Chinese Communist Party are still in power today. What does that teach you?
                      What does that have to do with women in the bible? How does that have anything to do with the bible at all?
                      And also: Jesus was the one voice that started the christian revolution. What does that teach you?
                      "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #101
                        Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                        Originally posted by hellion View Post
                        What does that have to do with women in the bible? How does that have anything to do with the bible at all?
                        You were talking about brave lone individuals standing up for what they believe. I was making the point that those people often tend to end up dead, with little or nothing to show for it.
                        Originally posted by Hellfiend
                        And also: Jesus was the one voice that started the christian revolution. What does that teach you?
                        Your concept of a revolutionary is quite a strange one.
                        Romans 13:1 Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.
                        2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.
                        Yeah, really revolutionary, that! Fight the power!
                        And besides, that teaches us that Jesus was the Son of God, who achieved more than any mortal individual ever has or ever will.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • hellion
                          Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 564

                          #102
                          Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                          [QUOTE=Brother Temperance;15826]You were talking about brave lone individuals standing up for what they believe. I was making the point that those people often tend to end up dead, with little or nothing to show for it.
                          Wasn't Jesus one of those brave, lone individuals who stood up for what they believed in? Oh yeah, and he died too. And he didn't really have much to show for it either...guess your right...haha.
                          "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #103
                            Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                            Originally posted by hellion View Post
                            Wasn't Jesus one of those brave, lone individuals who stood up for what they believed in? Oh yeah, and he died too. And he didn't really have much to show for it either...guess your right...haha.
                            Other than coming back from the dead three days later, saving Mankind, and creating the ideology that would guide ALL worthwhile world powers from Ancient Rome till now? That's what you call "not much to show for it"?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • OnYourKnees
                              On Extended Furlough
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2006
                              • 4729

                              #104
                              Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                              Originally posted by hellion View Post
                              And you can't possibly go to hell, because it doesn't exist.
                              Yet somehow you named yourself after it.

                              Does that mean you don't exist, either? (Other than in the eyes of the Lord; we already know you don't exist to HIM!)

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                              • hellion
                                Nasty and Mean-Spirited
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 564

                                #105
                                Re: Women's Brains? - POLL

                                Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                                Yet somehow you named yourself after it.

                                Does that mean you don't exist, either? (Other than in the eyes of the Lord; we already know you don't exist to HIM!)
                                First of all, I already declared myself Agnostic, whereas I don't know if god exists or not. I just know the bible is a sexist, bigot, racist piece of crap.

                                And I did believe in god to full extent, before I started reading these forums.
                                "I do not go where the path leads. I instead create my own path ... and leave a snail trail."

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