[BrianAddams]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

I'm sure the fashion police would have something to say about your beard.

[BrianAddams]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

Perhaps I am late to this thread, but both Pastor Zeke and I are super thrilled to hear about this. Our extensive wardrobe experience can certainly be put to good use, ensuring that no True Christian™ is caught with unmatching clothing at the Rapture! It gives me a fit of giggles just to think about Jesus seeing someone wearing stripes with plaid!

Are you sure you're not still gay?

[Nobar King]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

Here's another parenting failure:

These kids are on some kind of sports team. Presumably they have their pants on all the way when they run around the bases. When the game is over, pants halfway off. What kind of way is that to represent the sponsor who pays money for your kid's jerseys?

The image wasn't as bad until the big one bent over and exposed his underwear to me. I had enough time to grab my camera and take this picture and have a little laugh with the other customers who were watching me record this fashion failure.

That ruined my appetite a little bit.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

Looking for guidelines, I came across this example of a Fashion Police Force in the UK during WWII. The miscreant was charged with one count offensive tie, one count offensive jacket and one count aggravating shoes (wearing a pair). He was fined £10 and sentenced to 5 years hard labor.



The Fashion Police were disbanded (and dentistry abolished) in 1945 when the socialists took over Britain.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

UPDATE!

In a strike against the creeping municipal menace of sagging pants and skirts, a Georgia mayor today signed an ordinance that will allow cops to fine violators caught exposing a hint of underwear.

The new law will crack down on those caught wearing droopy drawers in the city of Dublin, where Mayor Phil Best this morning signed into law the ordinance passed last week by the city council.

The ordinance, a copy of which you’ll find here, amends the existing law covering public indecency. The revised law contends that, “there is evidence that wearing sagging pants is injurious to the health of the wearer as it causes an improper gait." - Now THAT is the kind of Nanny-statism I can support! But even better:

Man shot teen for saggy walking in Memphis

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Volunteers needed for Fashion Police!

All a real man needs is about twenty pairs of these:



Old Navy Regular Fit Jeans. I never let my husband leave the house without them, except on Khaki Sundays. Anything tighter makes you gay; anything looser makes you look like a savage cop-killing Negro beast. These are the perfect medium. And best of all, they're on sale for only $19.00!