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  • Seth Campbell
    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1565

    #16
    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    If you ask me, we have been far to easy on the women folk.
    Why do the need electricity or candles for that matter. They can read the Bible during day light hours and sleep when it gets dark.
    Did Jesus have a blow up raft to sleep on, NO, she should be grateful for some straw. For goodness sakes man quit treating her like a child.
    Well considering we live in Canada, I don't think she'd make it through the winter without electricity and a space heater. She also has a cot and winter sleeping bag out there.
    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

      Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
      Well considering we live in Canada, I don't think she'd make it through the winter without electricity and a space heater. She also has a cot and winter sleeping bag out there.
      From what I have been told the women in Canada are of hardy stock, they give birth on ice floes . I guess you are not as tough as I thought! I will cross Canadians off my list of potential brides.

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      • Seth Campbell
        Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 1565

        #18
        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        From what I have been told the women in Canada are of hardy stock, they give birth on ice floes . I guess you are not as tough as I thought! I will cross Canadians off my list of potential brides.
        If you want a Canadian that tough, I think you'd have to go with one of Brother Enoch's half-Eskimo ones.
        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #19
          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

          Originally posted by Chris The False Christian View Post
          I guess I believe that there is more to the Bible. If you loved your wife, you would allow her to stay in your/her house. No matter what circumstances. God would forgive you.
          You believe God forgives everything?

          LUKE 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

          MARK 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.

          MATTHEW 12: 31-32
          Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. And whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

          Originally posted by Chris The False Christian View Post
          I believe in God, I pray to God, I read the Bible, what els could make you 'more' of a Christian? I know you do not state this but you sure are implying it.
          There is no implication, friend. It is clearly stated that every who "believes only" will not be accepted into the Kingdom of Heaven.

          Matthew 7:21-23
          Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #20
            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

            Brother Jedediah, do you perhaps have a garage she could stay in? Or even a basement or attic?

            Keeping her separate doesn't necessarily mean she can't be in a part of your house; just not part you're going to be in during her unclean time.

            Perhaps, instead of building her a glamorous menstrual shack -- frankly, that could cause her to become prideful, if it's nicer than the one Earl built for his wife -- it would make more sense to create a menstrual suite inside your house. I imagine it'd be more cost effective a solution, as it would already have electricity, heat, and (depending on your layout) an existing bathroom.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Robert Jones
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2010
              • 333

              #21
              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

              I would think a large cardboard box would do nicely. I'd hate for her uncleanness to get on anything worthwhile.
              Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell. Proverbs 23:13



              Run to the KJV1611!

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              • Jedediah
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Fisher of Men
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2010
                • 6824

                #22
                Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Brother Jedediah, do you perhaps have a garage she could stay in? Or even a basement or attic?

                Keeping her separate doesn't necessarily mean she can't be in a part of your house; just not part you're going to be in during her unclean time.

                Perhaps, instead of building her a glamorous menstrual shack -- frankly, that could cause her to become prideful, if it's nicer than the one Earl built for his wife -- it would make more sense to create a menstrual suite inside your house. I imagine it'd be more cost effective a solution, as it would already have electricity, heat, and (depending on your layout) an existing bathroom.
                We don't have a basement, and the attic is just a crawl space. I would be receptive to having her stay in the garage, but I'm afraid she'd sit on things and make my tools and truck and workbench unclean. Her original hut was a re-purposed tool shed in the back corner of our land. Earl's wife's hut has septic and electricity, so I wouldn't be outdoing that.

                We have two bathrooms for me and my five sons, so I'm afraid there isn't one to spare just for her. Talk about something that would make her prideful! She'd be running all over town boasting to all the womenfolk, and we know what James 3:5 says about that:

                Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!

                Rebekah actually seemed rather upbeat this morning when I spoke with her through the screen door. She says she is feeling closer to God by making sacrifices in order to obey his Word. By staying under the tarp through the storm this weekend, her faith will be made even more steadfast.
                II Thessalonians 1:7-9
                And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
                In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
                Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power



                The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • TruePath
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 220

                  #23
                  Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                  Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                  Well, like the title says... my wife's menstrual hut burned down last night, and the timing could not have been any worse. Rebekah gave birth to our fifth son last month, and her womb is going about its business of wasting eggs and bleeding all over the place during this period of inactivity. (As part of our agreement, Rebekah gets three months rest before we conceive again, as long as she bears me a son.)

                  So since the hut has been in disuse for many months until yesterday, it was a bit of a mess. There was a termite problem. Something had chewed off the end of the extension cord, so there was no electricity. Rebekah was reading the Bible by candlelight and fell asleep without putting it out, and the towel over the window caught fire. So in the middle of the night, she comes screaming and banging on the back door like some overgrown, overexcited hen. I told her to go wait in the woods and to be sure not to sit on anything but the ground, so as not to make objects in our yard likewise unclean.

                  My buddy Earl and I had the fire put out by about 4am, but it's a total loss. In a way, this is a good thing because I am so proud of Rebekah for being such wonderful help-meet that I was planning on building her a new menstrual hut anyways, complete with an electrical drop and a hookup to the septic tank. This just gives me a good reason to finally get off my duff and get 'ir done. On the other hand, Rebekah does not have a good place to sleep in the meantime. She ended up finishing off the night on a tarp in the woods, but they're saying a storm might be coming through later this week.

                  She can't stay in the house though. Leviticus 15:19-24 is very clear on this:

                  And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
                  And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
                  And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                  And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
                  And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
                  And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.



                  Earl says she can stay in his wife's menstrual hut, but his wife is also on her unclean time. I can't find any prohibitions in Scripture, but something just seems wrong about two bleeding, hormonal women spending the night together.




                  Any advice?

                  My advice, both of you become Muslim. We treat our women with kindness, compassion and love. We talk to them, treat them as people. Not treat them like animals as you do.
                  Surah 4:169 O people of the Book! do not exceed in your religion, nor say against God aught save the truth. The Messiah, Jesus the son of Mary, is but the apostle of God ... say not "Trinity." Desist! it will be better for you. God is only one God, far be it for Him that He should beget a Son!

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #24
                    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                    Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
                    We don't have a basement, and the attic is just a crawl space. I would be receptive to having her stay in the garage, but I'm afraid she'd sit on things and make my tools and truck and workbench unclean. Her original hut was a re-purposed tool shed in the back corner of our land. Earl's wife's hut has septic and electricity, so I wouldn't be outdoing that.

                    We have two bathrooms for me and my five sons, so I'm afraid there isn't one to spare just for her. Talk about something that would make her prideful! She'd be running all over town boasting to all the womenfolk, and we know what James 3:5 says about that:

                    Even so the tongue is a little member, and boasteth great things. Behold, how great a matter a little fire kindleth!

                    Rebekah actually seemed rather upbeat this morning when I spoke with her through the screen door. She says she is feeling closer to God by making sacrifices in order to obey his Word. By staying under the tarp through the storm this weekend, her faith will be made even more steadfast.
                    Brother I have to tell you that you are being to kind to her. When I built our home in Freehold, I had a 30'x 30' garden/ menstrual shed built at the rear of the lot.I had water and electricity ran to it . A full INDOOR bathroom with a small kitchen(I wont miss a meal ). I purchased a surplus Army cot for my wife, heck I even put a wood burning fire place in it. I gave her a brand new ax and all the wood she needed. She even had a small black and white TV so she could watch the 700 club. What did my kindness get me, nothing she ran off with two nigras.I can assure you that I will not be so kind to my next wife! I have removed all of the luxuries from the shed. From now on its 4 walls, no heat, a garden hose for water and 3 bales of straw to sleep on.

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                    • Cranky Old Man
                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                      You kids get off his lawn!
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22353

                      #25
                      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                      It certainly would have been easier if she would have been inside of the hut while it burned down.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Sparky
                        Unsaved trash
                        • May 2010
                        • 124

                        #26
                        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        It certainly would have been easier if she would have been inside of the hut while it burned down.
                        Well you're nice.
                        Obviously it would have been much nicer if his wife had burned to death, so that he wasn't put to the inconvenience of trying to find a tarp for her to sleep under. Just in case you didn't get it, I was being sarcastic there.
                        Op- how about you give her some sanitary towels, and if you're still that bothered, let her sleep in the spare room. You can wash the sheets afterwards

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22353

                          #27
                          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                          Originally posted by Sparky View Post
                          Obviously it would have been much nicer if his wife had burned to death, so that he wasn't put to the inconvenience of trying to find a tarp for her to sleep under.
                          That is not a very nice thing to say!
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • iknowverylittle
                            Unsaved trash, prideful bulldyke
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 10

                            #28
                            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Brother Jedediah, do you perhaps have a garage she could stay in? Or even a basement or attic?

                            Keeping her separate doesn't necessarily mean she can't be in a part of your house; just not part you're going to be in during her unclean time.

                            Perhaps, instead of building her a glamorous menstrual shack -- frankly, that could cause her to become prideful, if it's nicer than the one Earl built for his wife -- it would make more sense to create a menstrual suite inside your house. I imagine it'd be more cost effective a solution, as it would already have electricity, heat, and (depending on your layout) an existing bathroom.
                            Whats wrong with being prideful? I own the house, so I can go where ever I want.

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                            • iknowverylittle
                              Unsaved trash, prideful bulldyke
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 10

                              #29
                              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                              Originally posted by iknowbest View Post
                              Whats wrong with being prideful? I own the house, so I can go where ever I want.
                              Also, I wanted to say that I am an attorney. I have achieved many things in my life. I have a beautiful wife, four great kids, two dogs, a cat, and an amazing 8,000 square foot home.
                              Oh, and theres one more thing... Im a woman. Thats right fellas, Im a lesbian. And you will NEVER make as much money as me Your losers, every one of you. Especially Ezekial and his wife, and also CrankOldMan is evil too. You will all burn in hell.

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639

                                #30
                                Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                                Originally posted by iknowbest View Post
                                Also, I wanted to say that I am an attorney. I have achieved many things in my life. I have a beautiful wife, four great kids, two dogs, a cat, and an amazing 8,000 square foot home.
                                How do you do, ma'am. I'm the King of Prussia. See how easy it is to make assertions on the Internet?
                                Oh, and theres one more thing... Im a woman. Thats right fellas, Im a lesbian.
                                Then what you do during your unclean time is moot, since you're permanently unclean:

                                Romans 1:24-27: Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
                                And you will NEVER make as much money as me Your losers, every one of you. Especially Ezekial and his wife, and also CrankOldMan is evil too. You will all burn in hell.
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