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  • #31
    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

    Originally posted by iknowverylittle View Post
    Also, I wanted to say that I am an attorney. I have achieved many things in my life. I have a beautiful wife, four great kids, two dogs, a cat, and an amazing 8,000 square foot home.
    Oh, and theres one more thing... Im a woman. Thats right fellas, Im a lesbian. And you will NEVER make as much money as me Your losers, every one of you. Especially Ezekial and his wife, and also CrankOldMan is evil too. You will all burn in hell.
    Fellas, I have a question. How can a lesbean have children? Help me understand how two females can conceive children. Call me slow if you want to, but I sure don't understand that one.

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    • #32
      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

      They steal them.


      Eventially they eat them, just like goths do, unless they can infect them with the homeritis.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • #33
        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

        i have problem.... i went away for business... and my wife was sposed to stay in her hut for the week but she got out and slept in the house for her week..

        does it mean i shall burn the house?? how do i clean such a dirty, sevil bound house??

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        • #34
          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

          Originally posted by brother johnII View Post
          i have problem.... i went away for business... and my wife was sposed to stay in her hut for the week but she got out and slept in the house for her week..

          does it mean i shall burn the house?? how do i clean such a dirty, sevil bound house??
          Have you considered reading your Bible for the answers?

          Try Leviticus 15
          PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

          Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

          Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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          • #35
            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

            Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
            Have you considered reading your Bible for the answers?

            Try Leviticus 15
            is there any restriction on the age of the turtle doves?

            i was cooking dinner last night, and there was blood on the handle of the pot!!! how do i deal with this? is violence too far? i know capital punishment is outlawed in a few states but what is your opinion.

            i need some guidance.

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            • #36
              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

              Originally posted by brother johnII View Post
              is there any restriction on the age of the turtle doves?
              If they have freezer burn, they are too old.

              Fresh. As in living.

              i was cooking dinner last night, and there was blood on the handle of the pot!!! how do i deal with this?
              Um . . . have your wife do the cooking, as is proper in a Christian household? Are you some sort of a pansy, boy?

              And be sure to discipline your wife for using the pot handle for nefarious and disgusting purposes. Unless she was simply slaughtering a chicken and splashed a bit.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • #37
                Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Fellas, I have a question. How can a lesbean have children? Help me understand how two females can conceive children. Call me slow if you want to, but I sure don't understand that one.
                Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --Admin

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                • #38
                  Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                  Originally posted by S_Sylver View Post
                  Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.
                  Then how are you posting on this site? carrier pigeon?


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                  Read my inspiring testimonial of how I came to Christ!
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                  • #39
                    Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                    We get power when we can. Generators are a very wonderful thing. You all seem so worried about your wives "unclean time" messing up all of your silly material possessions. when my wife is in her "unclean" time. She does off on her own, to spend time closer to god and the world he gave us, when she is finished, she comes home like a good woman should.
                    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --Admin

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                    • #40
                      Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                      Originally posted by S_Sylver View Post
                      Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.
                      Jesus never had a computer either. So what's your excuse?
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #41
                        Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                        Dear Sisters in Christ,

                        Ask and ye shall receive!! I was reading the Jew York Times and came across this helpful article: $200 house can
                        be used as menstrual shack

                        Shout Glory! 200 bucks for a luxurious menstrual hut!
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • #42
                          Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                          Originally posted by ExGay Alex View Post
                          Shout Glory! 200 bucks for a luxurious menstrual hut!
                          Seems like a waste of money to me. Just let them dig a hole and give them a candle.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #43
                            Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                            Seems like a waste of money to me. Just let them dig a hole and give them a candle.
                            You truly are a lady's man.

                            It would be perfectly adequate to have your wife climb in a dumpster and slam the lid, but no, that's not good enough. You allow her to dig a hole AND give her a candle?

                            Show off.
                            The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12

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                            • #44
                              Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                              WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                              • #45
                                Re: Menstrual hut burned down. What to do with wife?

                                Take a rope and hang yourself..thats what you should do. She is the mother of your kids!
                                You think you are following the bible? YOU ARE SICK!!!!!
                                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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