[James Dewitt]

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Also, I wanted to say that I am an attorney. I have achieved many things in my life. I have a beautiful wife, four great kids, two dogs, a cat, and an amazing 8,000 square foot home.
Oh, and theres one more thing... Im a woman. Thats right fellas, Im a lesbian. And you will NEVER make as much money as me Your losers, every one of you. Especially Ezekial and his wife, and also CrankOldMan is evil too. You will all burn in hell.

Fellas, I have a question. How can a lesbean have children? Help me understand how two females can conceive children. Call me slow if you want to, but I sure don't understand that one.

[James Hutchins]

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They steal them.


Eventially they eat them, just like goths do, unless they can infect them with the homeritis.

[brother johnII]

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i have problem.... i went away for business... and my wife was sposed to stay in her hut for the week but she got out and slept in the house for her week..

does it mean i shall burn the house?? how do i clean such a dirty, sevil bound house??

[Seth Campbell]

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i have problem.... i went away for business... and my wife was sposed to stay in her hut for the week but she got out and slept in the house for her week..

does it mean i shall burn the house?? how do i clean such a dirty, sevil bound house??

Have you considered reading your Bible for the answers?

Try Leviticus 15

[brother johnII]

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Have you considered reading your Bible for the answers?

Try Leviticus 15

is there any restriction on the age of the turtle doves?

i was cooking dinner last night, and there was blood on the handle of the pot!!! how do i deal with this? is violence too far? i know capital punishment is outlawed in a few states but what is your opinion.

i need some guidance.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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is there any restriction on the age of the turtle doves?

If they have freezer burn, they are too old.

Fresh. As in living.

i was cooking dinner last night, and there was blood on the handle of the pot!!! how do i deal with this?

Um . . . have your wife do the cooking, as is proper in a Christian household? Are you some sort of a pansy, boy?

And be sure to discipline your wife for using the pot handle for nefarious and disgusting purposes. Unless she was simply slaughtering a chicken and splashed a bit.

[S_Sylver]

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Fellas, I have a question. How can a lesbean have children? Help me understand how two females can conceive children. Call me slow if you want to, but I sure don't understand that one.

Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.

[Rebuko the Clown]

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Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.

Then how are you posting on this site? carrier pigeon?

[S_Sylver]

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We get power when we can. Generators are a very wonderful thing. You all seem so worried about your wives "unclean time" messing up all of your silly material possessions. when my wife is in her "unclean" time. She does off on her own, to spend time closer to god and the world he gave us, when she is finished, she comes home like a good woman should.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sperm bank? that is how most who cannot find a man have children. My wife and myself live amung the land and do not bother ourselves with trivial things such as a house, cars, and electrical power. Jesus never had a fancy car or a big house. He walked, and that is how we chose to move about. We the two feet that god himself gave to us.

Jesus never had a computer either. So what's your excuse?

[ExGay Alex]

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Dear Sisters in Christ,

Ask and ye shall receive!! I was reading the Jew York Times and came across this helpful article: $200 house can
be used as menstrual shack

Shout Glory! 200 bucks for a luxurious menstrual hut!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Shout Glory! 200 bucks for a luxurious menstrual hut!

Seems like a waste of money to me. Just let them dig a hole and give them a candle.

[Cursed]

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Seems like a waste of money to me. Just let them dig a hole and give them a candle.

You truly are a lady's man.

It would be perfectly adequate to have your wife climb in a dumpster and slam the lid, but no, that's not good enough. You allow her to dig a hole AND give her a candle?

Show off.

[Common sense16]

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AmIOutOfMyMind]

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Take a rope and hang yourself..thats what you should do. She is the mother of your kids!
You think you are following the bible? YOU ARE SICK!!!!!