Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

[Cranky Old Man]

Brothers, I could use your advice. My wife refuses to go to the menstrual hut (Leviticus 15:19). She claims this is due to "menopause" but I have not found anything like that in the Bible so I think she just made that up.

I have ignored her refusal and beaten her into her hut for the last few months, but she keeps bringing this up. Does anyone have a similar experience?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

As a relatively new member and one of the as yet unsaved (though searching for the path to Salvation), I must admit brother I had no idea of the need for such a bothy.

I'm afraid rather than offer advice I'm the one who should be asking advice.



My wife is still coming round to the idea of the sinfulness of her driving. I fear she'll be reluctant to spend money on a menstrucabin.

She's warmed greatly to being beaten though. Thoroughly enjoys it actually. Nightly. Although why she wears boots to bed I'm unsure of. The ropes are a necessary precaution I do understand, and she seems keen to try for more children afterwards too.

All in all I think she'll be more than willing to accept the Lords decrees.

Question:

What type of dimensions/materials/ventilation holes /padlocks are advisable in such structures?



Yours, Scottishly but humbly, McUinnean of the Clan McUinnean, in Christ.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

Brothers, I could use your advice. My wife refuses to go to the menstrual hut (Leviticus 15:19). She claims this is due to "menopause" but I have not found anything like that in the Bible so I think she just made that up.

I have ignored her refusal and beaten her into her hut for the last few months, but she keeps bringing this up. Does anyone have a similar experience?

Brother, menopause is when women stop getting their issue, look at this way you don't have to cook for yourself for that week. My mother stopped going to her hut around the age of 55 or so, but be on your toes, because they can stop for almost a year and then have an issue, then stop for another few months. You'll also notice weird hair and moods from her.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

Brother, menopause is when women stop getting their issue

Hm so it is a real thing.

look at this way you don't have to cook for yourself for that week

I never cook. When she is in her hut I always have one of my daughters or granddaughters to do that.

You'll also notice weird hair and moods from her.

I never pay attention to those things.

[LordHaveMercy]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

'Tis true, the issue does not go on forever. However, if you are used to having that time alone, there is no reason you can't forcibly suggest that she needs a week of "prayer-time".

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

If she's in menopause and no longer issuing her woman tissue, then there is no reason for her to go out to the hut. But, it's also possible she is being deceiving and still menstruating, but using that as an excuse to stay indoors. Have you noticed any small blood stains here and there? Any foul odors that may be noticed? Is she hiding boxes of maxi pads around the house like an alcoholic hides liquor?

Women are crafty and not to be trusted. I should know. I was the world's perfect husband to five wives, and they all were lying gold-digging whores. I'm not bitter, I'm just wise.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

But, it's also possible she is being deceiving and still menstruating, but using that as an excuse to stay indoors. Have you noticed any small blood stains here and there? Any foul odors that may be noticed? Is she hiding boxes of maxi pads around the house like an alcoholic hides liquor?

God clearly wants to test me.

[Waitwhat?]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

God clearly wants to test me.

Women are born with a certain amount of eggs which are release on their period, when they hit menopause there are no more egg to release.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

Women are born with a certain amount of eggs which are release on their period, when they hit menopause there are no more egg to release.

You seem to be confusing my wife with a chicken.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Need advice: Wife refuses to go to menstrual hut.

...when they hit menopause there are no more egg to release.

Wrong. There are still eggs (in the ovaries), but they are no longer released (usually; there have been post-menopausal pregnancies recorded).

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_a_women_still_get_pregnant_after_menopause