[Foul Nazi Pig]

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Brother, please tell me it was a cat . . .

Sadist thou art!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Sadist thou art!

I imagine you'd be happy if it were a dog, they being man's best friend.

A cat is nothing but a furry spinal cord.

[Foul Nazi Pig]

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No. I wouldn't want it to happen to either one.
Which one kills mice again. I forgot.

[BelieverInGod]

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No. I wouldn't want it to happen to either one.
Which one kills mice again. I forgot.

Around my house? The dogs. They've pounced, killed and swallowed the thing all while the cat is sitting there wiggling it's butt in the air. Also, the dog is big enough to take on any rat, weasel, or other creature that wants to get at my pigeons.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Not to mention, what is a cat going to do if a full grown negro breaks into your house? Meow and piss on it?

[Foul Nazi Pig]

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One: I doubt if I'll ever have that problem.
Two: That's what 7.62X39 is for.
Also: Do you want to mess with these: [mg]http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/blogspotting/archives/cat_yawning_canine_teeth.jpg[/img] teeth?

[BelieverInGod]

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One: I doubt if I'll ever have that problem.

It was your question, not our fault if you're too much of a loser to know better.

Two: That's what 7.62X39 is for.

If you're talking about some sort of poison, well I hope you don't mind being sued by the neighbors for killing their pets.

Also: Do you want to mess with these: [mg]http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/blogspotting/archives/cat_yawning_canine_teeth.jpg[/img] teeth?

Compared to this?


This is what my boys do for fun!

[Foul Nazi Pig]

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I was referring to this.

Not to mention, what is a cat going to do if a full grown negro breaks into your house? Meow and piss on it?

I meant I doubt I will have a problem with someone breaking in.
Also, I would use this: on them. That weapon uses 7.62X39 rounds. It is the Avtamot Kalashnikoba 1947 model of assault rifle also known as the AK-47.

[Seth Campbell]

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I was referring to this.


I meant I doubt I will have a problem with someone breaking in.
Also, I would use this: on them. That weapon uses 7.62X39 rounds. It is the Avtamot Kalashnikoba 1947 model of assault rifle also known as the AK-47.

Yet another internet tough guy. I'd bet you'd probably cry just from the loud noise a gun like that makes. But as we say in dog protection, you can always call a dog back, you can't call back a bullet. Then again we always say that it's possible for someone to get in between you and your gun, hey it's even possible for someone to take away your gun, not so with a dog.

Plus I can send a dog out with the children, I can warm my feet on a dog, and a gun's not going to wake you up if someone breaks into the house.

Brothers, I apologize for my wife being in this thread, she has been corrected. But you know how she gets when someone says something bad about her dogs.

On the off chance that you really do own that weapon why do you use a commie weapon? Why do you hate America?

[unappalled worship]

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i find it apalling that a true christian wife would ever leave the kitchen unless she is mauled with fire and brimstone during the final battle and even then she should be cooking in order to feed us christian soldiers whilst we battle the demons and abhorritions from hell. if a woman must leave the kitchen then it should only be to go to church on sunday, bear a god given child, or to repair a garment of clothing that has been worn thin during the glorious day of jesus worship.

[Seth Campbell]

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i find it apalling that a true christian wife would ever leave the kitchen unless she is mauled with fire and brimstone during the final battle and even then she should be cooking in order to feed us christian soldiers whilst we battle the demons and abhorritions from hell. if a woman must leave the kitchen then it should only be to go to church on sunday, bear a god given child, or to repair a garment of clothing that has been worn thin during the glorious day of jesus worship.

Scripture please. Because my Bible says that she is supposed to submit to her husband. Now if said husband wants her out of the kitchen, who are you to say differently?

[unappalled worship]

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Scripture please. Because my Bible says that she is supposed to submit to her husband. Now if said husband wants her out of the kitchen, who are you to say differently?

I'm sorry you are correct, i have failed to provide that exception to a woman's duties to the kitchen. Thank you for correcting me in my weakness to provide a complete description of a woman's duties to god and her husband.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I'm sorry you are correct, i have failed to provide that exception to a woman's duties to the kitchen. Thank you for correcting me in my weakness to provide a complete description of a woman's duties to god and her husband.

Don't be sorry. Get on your knees and beg Jesus for forgiveness!