[Germanicus]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

How can you even achieve or maintain an erection in an unnatural dynamic like that?

By marrying a hot Scandinavian, and by watching porn together... Sometimes BDSM will do the trick...

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

By marrying a hot Scandinavian, and by watching porn together... Sometimes BDSM will do the trick...

As I suspected...you need to tie your wife up and torture her with red hot pincers to muster the penile fortitude to seed her. You're actually not too far off the mark... Won't you let Jesus help fine-tune your technique?

[Germanicus]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

As I suspected...you need to tie your wife up and torture her with red hot pincers to muster the penile fortitude to seed her. You're actually not too far off the mark... Won't you let Jesus help fine-tune your technique?

No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...

[Witch Hammer]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...

I've heard enough!

Get thee hence, defiler!

[James Nicklemore]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Good man, Joseph! Accepting God's righteousness! May you be forever prosperous!

[Des]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

No, you don't understand, she tie me. Works well for me ...

So, you're the gimp to a Norwegian Fisherman Trannie. Whatever floats your boat, Nancy-Boy. Hope you and Sven the Sodomite Sadist enjoy being spit-roasted in hell.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I do not have to correct/discipline my wife, she's as free as i. Where I come from, man and woman are equal...

You think a man and woman are equal? Can you give birth? Can you carry a young soldier for Christ in your womb for nine months? Can you operate a tumble dryer?

Anyone with half a brain can tell the difference between a man and a woman: unless one uses it as an excuse to practice sexualism with same sex partners

I pray that you are simply a naive young man rather than a homersex enthusiast.

YIC

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You all have the IQs of cacti and need to be burned at the stake. My 3 year old son looked at this thread and said to me, "Dad? Why are all these fuking idiotic fags butt piffleing each other and making themselves look like idiots?" To which i replied with, "I don't know son, I think they are all sick in the head and worship to dark lord."

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[Raybird]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

Joseph

Glad to hear you are taking charge of things. Don't know if I would ever hit my wife in the face but if God commanded you to do it, so be it.

We have been going through a societal upheavel for a while.
Anti men sentiment is somewhat prevalent out there, thanks to a leftist
media and other factors.

This all started years ago and has been continuing.

Two reasons for all this is:

-The Vietnam war(taught people to question authority)
-The rise of Feminism

My opinion is Satan is behind all this. He wants to destroy the family.
How do you do that? By making the one in charge look weak and stupid.

Some wrongs did need to be righted. Harrassment and discrimination in the work place. But now I think it has gone too far. Our society is in a wreck because we have veered too far from his original plan. The Bible does say
woman shall be subservant to man.

But Satan is winning. Over a 50% divorce rate, prison overcrowding, homeless youth, etc.

This country needs to turn back to God's original plans and purposes for us.

[Raybird]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I forgot to ask if you practice CDD?

My wife and I have been doing it for 3 years and it has really helped our relationship.

We do the whole nine yards with punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and even boot camp.

We are in our 4th week of boot camp right now and all is going very well.

[Des]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

I forgot to ask if you practice CDD?

My wife and I have been doing it for 3 years and it has really helped our relationship.

We do the whole nine yards with punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, and even boot camp.

We are in our 4th week of boot camp right now and all is going very well.

Since the Missus passed, I've kept in practice by using CDD to keep the house staff in line. I want to keep my whip-hand strong for when God delivers the next future Missus to my door.


I use punishment spankings, maintenance spankings, get-her-attention shock collar buzzes, chastity-belt-to-remind-them-not-to-be-shameless-hussies control, panel-gags-to-remain-divinely-silent, and locking ballet boots to encourage graceful & thoughtful movement. I've progressed past boot camp, now having them receive better guidance through a Guantanamo Bay inspired month long camp quarterly. I've found it keeps the staff perfectly in line, and can't wait for a new wife to lovingly subject this perfected system to.

[mentalmidget]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You shouldnt hit your wife

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

You shouldnt hit your wife

Prov 20:30 The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

[cavity]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

don't hit your wife. seriously. don't hit her.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I hit my wife for the first time

don't hit your wife. seriously. don't hit her.

Well, that's an awfully compelling argument, caityy! But I must say, between your encouragement and the LORD's advice to not let a vulnerable soul stray into Hell, I have to admit, I'm going with the LORD on this. Bruises don't last for eternity, after all.