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  • #796
    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

    Um, excuse me ladies, but this section of the forum is clearly marked MEN ONLY! Post here again and I'll see to it that you are banned.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #797
      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

      Originally posted by Life-Is-Short View Post
      Look, like I said. Throw whatever verses you want at me. These are my beliefs. Some people are Buddhist, some are Catholic, some are Scientologists... the list goes on and on. You are.... whatever you are. I am Methodist, mixed with some 'my brother died,' some 'bullied,' some 'depression,' and some 'will to be myself'. If we want to expand, I've got some feminist, some pro LGBTQIA, some amazing parents, and a school with extremely smart people. And you get me, and my beliefs. Honestly, everything will differ from person to person. Because everyone's background is different, ect.

      But this is me. So too bad.
      I am insulted that a very touching wife beating story was so rudely interupted by some sort of twinkle toed, slack jawed, communist, pinko, fag loving, tree hugging, 100% organic soy gluten free eating, satan sucking hell bound sodomite.

      My only regret was not getting here in time to cast the first stone at you sinner. I can only pray I am blessed with throwing the LAST stone!

      Left wing wierdos call it Domestic Violence, I call it a Learning Tool.

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      • #798
        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

        Originally posted by Tree of Woe View Post
        My only regret was not getting here in time to cast the first stone at you sinner. I can only pray I am blessed with throwing the LAST stone!
        Make your aim count with this precision stone casting sling shot! You might get in touch with Miss Cookie at the Office to purchase one right away. She'll get your tithing schedule set up so this and all your future purchases from LBC Gift Shop come through without a hitch.

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • #799
          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

          Originally posted by Tree of Woe View Post
          I am insulted that a very touching wife beating story was so rudely interupted by some sort of twinkle toed, slack jawed, communist, pinko, fag loving, tree hugging, 100% organic soy gluten free eating, satan sucking hell bound sodomite.

          My only regret was not getting here in time to cast the first stone at you sinner. I can only pray I am blessed with throwing the LAST stone!

          Left wing wierdos call it Domestic Violence, I call it a Learning Tool.
          I like this one. Can we keep him?
          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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          • #800
            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

            I remember my first time...when the pastor said "You may kiss the bride" and my wife seemed willing to do something like that.

            Lovely memories, that's one golden thing in personal relationships.
            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
            Revelation 21:8

            Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
            Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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            • #801
              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

              Originally posted by Joseph McManus View Post
              Or maybe I should say God did. This morning my wife went to take a shower and I figured it'd be a good time to go into the hallway closet and have a quick prayer session. After I finished I went into the bedroom and she was putting her makeup on. She asked where I was and I told her I was working in the garage and she said I checked the garage and you weren't in there. I told her I must have been in the corner where she couldn't see me.

              She asked if everything was ok, and that she noticed I had ordered a Bible from Amazon. I told her that I was reconsidering my views on God and there were going to be some changes in our house. I told her that she was going to have to leave or sell her company, we were going to start going to Church and she was to stay home to cook, clean and homeschool the kids. And keep in mind the whole time she's looking at me like I'm crazy and I'm feeling disrespected in my own house. I got around to Halloween and how we would not be observing it anymore and that pumpkin pies were not to be made anymore. I told her it had to stop.

              She looked me in the eye and said "Are you out of your mind?!?" and that's when God himself spoke to me and said "This is your house, I am your God and she is your wife, CONTROL HER!"

              I'm ashamed to admit it but I hesitated, I didn't know what to do. That's when I felt Him enter my body and felt my hand raise up from my side. The back of my hand connected with her cheek and she screamed "What the f@*% is wrong with you?!!!" Again, as if acting on it's own my arm swung out again and hit her in the face and she was silent, crying on the bed where she had fell.

              After a few moments I asked her if she understood the changes we would be making and she nodded yes, never looking up at me. I said "Good, now I've worked up an appetite, why don't you go make some lunch." She replied that we didn't have anything to make and asked if she could go to the store and I said that was fine. She then asked if she could take the kids with her as they haven't been outside all day and that it would give me some peace and quiet to study my Bible.

              I feel our talk was very productive and that she understands her role as she asked me permission to leave the house. And I feel overjoyed that God himself entered me and filled me with his Love and showed me firsthand how to deal with a disobedient wife. But most importantly I feel I have the proof I've spent my whole life searching for. God took control of my body and spoke to me personally!! I feel so blessed that he chose to reveal himself to me.

              The wife should be home any minute now, she's been gone an hour and a half, I don't know what's taking her so long. I guess we were very low on food so she had a lot to buy. Thanks for reading, I just wanted to share the progress I've made!
              Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
              I hope she sues you and leaves you...
              Rom.1:26-27
              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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              • #802
                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                Originally posted by Joseph McManus View Post
                The back of my hand connected with her cheek
                That's fine, just make sure not to hit anyone else's wife unless (a) you have his permission (b) the permission is not forthcoming: in these circumstances you should usually hit him for his failure to control her. This is necessary to preserve the standards within the community.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • #803
                  Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                  Originally posted by Germanicus View Post
                  Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
                  I hope she sues you and leaves you...
                  I suggest you look up the meaning of the American word, "pussy-whipped."
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #804
                    Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    I suggest you look up the meaning of the American word, "pussy-whipped."
                    Rather a pussy whipped, then a coward who beats women...
                    Rom.1:26-27
                    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                    • #805
                      Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                      Originally posted by Germanicus View Post
                      Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
                      I hope she sues you and leaves you...
                      Is that so? Well, I can bench press 350 pounds without even breaking a sweat, and I beat my wife vigorously as part of my cardio workout. Still wanna call me a weakling?

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                      • #806
                        Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                        Originally posted by Germanicus View Post
                        Are you insane!?!?! Only weaklings beat their wives. I never lift a finger to my wife or children.
                        I hope she sues you and leaves you...
                        That makes no sense at all. A sissy boy is never going to be strong enough to discipline his wife. And let's not forget that a decent Christian woman will not want to marry a sissy boy in the first place.

                        Did you proof read what you wrote?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • #807
                          Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                          Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
                          Is that so? Well, I can bench press 350 pounds without even breaking a sweat, and I beat my wife vigorously as part of my cardio workout. Still wanna call me a weakling?
                          You're an overachiever. I do not believe a word you say. And if it is true, then I call you indeed a weakling...
                          Rom.1:26-27
                          For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                          • #808
                            Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                            Originally posted by Germanicus View Post
                            You're an overachiever. I do not believe a word you say. And if it is true, then I call you indeed a weakling...
                            Now you call me a liar??

                            If your persecution didn't strengthen me, I'd be highly insulted.

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                            • #809
                              Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                              That makes no sense at all. A sissy boy is never going to be strong enough to discipline his wife. And let's not forget that a decent Christian woman will not want to marry a sissy boy in the first place.

                              Did you proof read what you wrote?

                              YIC
                              I do not have to correct/discipline my wife, she's as free as i. Where I come from, man and woman are equal...
                              Rom.1:26-27
                              For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                              • #810
                                Re: I hit my wife for the first time

                                Originally posted by Germanicus View Post
                                I do not have to correct/discipline my wife, she's as free as i. Where I come from, man and woman are equal...
                                How can you even achieve or maintain an erection in an unnatural dynamic like that?

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