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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #1

    Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!



    This is a Brazilian phenomenon known as "surra de bunda" which in Portugese basically translates to "ass pounding."

    As much as it disgusts me to see such a lewd display of flesh, I must say it brought a smile to my heart to see these wretched men getting so violently pounded. Serves them right; maybe if they suffer whiplash or fractured pelvises, they won't be so quick to forget what God has to say on the subject of strippers:

    1 Timothy 2:9

    In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
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  • Bible Student
    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
    With Jesus now.
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2010
    • 2474

    #2
    Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post



    This is a Brazilian phenomenon known as "surra de bunda" which in Portugese basically translates to "ass pounding."

    As much as it disgusts me to see such a lewd display of flesh, I must say it brought a smile to my heart to see these wretched men getting so violently pounded. Serves them right; maybe if they suffer whiplash or fractured pelvises, they won't be so quick to forget what God has to say on the subject of strippers:
    That video was nasty. I could barely stand to watch it more than 7 times. Let me tell you I was taking copious notes so that I could warn others of such wickedness. Those girls were almost whores and harlots.
    YiJC, BS

    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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    • John Creeser
      Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
       
      • Aug 2009
      • 7248

      #3
      Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

      Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
      That video was nasty. I could barely stand to watch it more than 7 times. Let me tell you I was taking copious notes so that I could warn others of such wickedness. Those girls were almost whores and harlots.
      Indeed Brother - I barely made it through, and when I did, I had to take a 15 minute break in the prayer closet to clear my head.

      And what is with that language? I don't know why everyone just can't learn and speak God's own language; AMERICAN!!!
      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

        If G.A.P.E. decides to send a fact-finding mission down there, we'll need to be sure to hire interpreters.
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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #5
          Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          If G.A.P.E. decides to send a fact-finding mission down there, we'll need to be sure to hire interpreters.
          Reverend Osborn has set up an emergency mission flight to Brazil to see how serious this she-halot threat is. He told me this morning he personally won't rest until he "gets to the bottom of it" and will have recommendations for laws to add to the Freehold city code by the end of next week. God knows knows that is the last kind of behavior we want in our Christian cities!

          Typical smutty behavior from the unsaved.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #6
            Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

            Surely you don't think they'd be bold enough to try and ply their ugly trade in Freehold!?



            Probably not, but just the same, Freehold's laws should serve as a model for other US cities to follow.
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            • Bobby-Joe
              Landover Security Superviser
              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 18405

              #7
              Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Surely you don't think they'd be bold enough to try and ply their ugly trade in Freehold!?



              Probably not, but just the same, Freehold's laws should serve as a model for other US cities to follow.
              Why should we take the chance? Even if the ban is just symbolic it shows Freehold is a community that embraces morality. As Zeke said many times he is not willing to let his daughter Stacy grow up in a community full of strippers and hookers.

              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                Wait, what? Zeke has a daughter!?

                I thought he was both unmarried and a virgin?
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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                  I don't think we should be watching these kinds of videos.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Wait, what? Zeke has a daughter!?

                    I thought he was both unmarried and a virgin?
                    Of course he has a daughter, what kind of questions are those? I think Zeke has right to raise his own daughter in a community free of tramps who wander around with mattresses strapped to their backs.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                      This is precisely why I lead the "Nubile Young Christian Men's Prayer Circle" down to the stripper clubs and titty bars in downtown Des Moines every Friday night. Instead of paying those slutty tramps for "lap dances," we use church funds to pay them for private "On My Knees for Jesus" parties. Those girls are very, very enthusiastic when we make it rain for the Lord, I can tell you.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                        That's very inspiring. I'll bet you've really opened up a lot of hearts.
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                        • Proud Faroese
                          Forum Member
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 509

                          #13
                          Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                          Is this some new messican femi-nazi trend?

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: Men who patronize strippers get what they deserve!

                            I don't even have to watch the video to witness the phantasmagorical panorama of rectal ravagery which characterizes the foreign entertainment industry -I can see it all too clearly already in my mind's eye.

                            In fact, tonight I am taking the night off from watching pornography involving men and their anuses. I am simply tired: tired of the confused smiles that could be grimaces; tired of the slightly muffled slapping sound that a pair of hairy buttocks makes against an equally hairy pelvis; tired of the bass-heavy warcry that accompanies a well delayed ejaculation; tired of the velcro sound that one man's stubble makes against another...

                            But I pray for the strength necessary to study once again the sinful indulgences of the electively gay community, this time with renewed vigor and vigilance. May homers all get AIDS and die. Amen.
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