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Men only! The real reason why women get married!
It isn't only for your money!
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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I had that happen to me, TWICE! Both of my previous wives immediately started putting on pounds after I married them. They also started sleeping around, but that's another story.Originally posted by Nobar King View PostIt isn't only for your money!
Anyway, to keep Naomi from doing the same thing, I ration her food. Since we've been married, she's dropped five pounds!
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It shouldn't really matter unless you intend on engaging in non-procreative intercourse. I really don't care what the rib does as long as she can still get pregnant.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Trust me Brother, and I don't want to get too graphic on our family forum, but a man needs to be able to . . . achieve a certain state of . . . let's call it concentration.Originally posted by Jedediah View Post
And if your helpmeet is a disgusting tub of lard, well, maybe that's your thing, but my Little Copilot was not able to . . . prepare for take off, if you get my meaning.sigpic
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I've always found that listening to audio recordings of Ronald Reagan's greatest speeches puts me in the right frame of mind. I always become erect when I hear Ronald Reagan's voice, so I burned several of the Gipper's speeches to a CD. So as Rebekah lays silent and motionless, every organ on my body brims over with stimulation asOriginally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them,"
"Government is not the solution to our problems; government IS the problem," and
"The abortionist who reassembles the arms and legs of a tiny baby to make sure all its parts have been torn from its mother's body can hardly doubt whether it is a human being,"
sends a tingle through my spine (and my penis).
This has worked for me on multiple occasions, and I have now fathered five sons, with a sixth on the way. I'm not even remotely attracted to the rib, but with the help of Jesus Christ and the Ronald Reagan, all things are made possible.II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Originally posted by Jedediah View PostWOMEN, NO!!
They are the fair sex, they do NOT mow, they are lacking, incomplete. The BLOOD! Unclean, like Vipers, so many vipers in the GRASS. It is GREEN, SPRING is COMING soon. But the Woman came AFTER man, she was Late, and NO!
I am not hiring, now move along, I need shoes! . . . They hear me, they are devious, they KNOW, they sense my WEAKNESS!
My stones, my empty stones. I was STRONG, and I was brave, in The Future! Like a Rocket, man!A Faithful Servant of the Lord sent by God to help Save The Future!
Repent; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will fight against them with the sword of my mouth. Revelation 2:16sigpicA MAN, A PLAN, A PLATFORM, A FORD TRUCK, SLEDGE!Comment
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Personally, I think that woman looks a little too skinny to be having children.
I'd rather have one with a little meat on the bones rather than one with tiny little "boy hips" (these days, anyway).
YiC,
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In my experience women turn into adulterous whores! They take advantage of a man's ways and wares and then leave them confused and hungry waiting for a clean car
If it where not for having to create children I'd be perfect happy with my char lady Marta and the company of my young, fresh faced, limber, clean limbed, young Nephew on the weekends where we both explore the experiences of the world.
Jesus guides my hand.1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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So what's wrong with your char lady Marta? Is she is a lezzer or something? If so why do you let her in the house? Never trust a lezzer is what my dad used to say..Originally posted by Laurence Niles View PostIn my experience women turn into adulterous whores! They take advantage of a man's ways and wares and then leave them confused and hungry waiting for a clean car
If it where not for having to create children I'd be perfect happy with my char lady Marta and the company of my young, fresh faced, limber, clean limbed, young Nephew on the weekends where we both explore the experiences of the world.
Jesus guides my hand.
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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I think she might be a nigraOriginally posted by Noah Sole View PostSo what's wrong with your char lady Marta? Is she is a lezzer or something? If so why do you let her in the house? Never trust a lezzer is what my dad used to say..sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
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Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
...You don't know the race of your own wife? Seriously? This thread is turning into sexism central.
Generally, I haven't found that many women who respect the fidelity of men who make it clear that they expect nothing from her save 'Lanam Fecit, Domi Mansit' and a continually operative uterus to spew forth little nuggets of Jesus.
Just throwing that out there...not to say your path isn't valid, but at least a little respect for the person you've tied down?Comment
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Friend, no one I know ties down their wife.Originally posted by liimlsan View Post A few have locked them in the prayer closet but that was for their own good.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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For your information my wife left me recently, Marta is the Pole who does for me during the week and my inquisitive and sensitive Nephew is a boy so how can it be sexist?Originally posted by liimlsan View Post
YIC1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.Comment
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We were talking about Niles' char lady, not my wife.Originally posted by liimlsan View Post
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Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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