[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Please please tell me this is a pisstake

God is not I haha I'm near in tears laughing at This comedy gold

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

God is not I haha I'm near in tears laughing at This comedy gold

Guess we'll see how much you laugh when God flings you into His Lake of Fire and burns you alive for all time.

Enjoy!

[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Guess we'll see how much you laugh when God flings you into His Lake of Fire and burns you alive for all time.

Enjoy!

Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell

Because my brother technically died when he went in cardiac arrest

Only for modern day science saved his life he was dead for 3 to 4 minutes And said he seen nothing

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Technically dead?



Dead is dead.

[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Technically dead?



Dead is dead.

God really had an off day when he made you

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

God really had an off day when he made you

God only created two humans. Zech =/= Adam.

[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

God only created two humans. Zech =/= Adam.

Do you even belive in god ....

[Didymus Much]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Do you even belive in god ....

You don't, so what's it to you?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell

Because my brother technically died when he went in cardiac arrest

Only for modern day science saved his life he was dead for 3 to 4 minutes And said he seen nothing

If he's still talking to you he's not dead. It's a bit of a giveaway.

[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

If he's still talking to you he's not dead. It's a bit of a giveaway.

Just what the doctors said. Modern day jesus

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Just what the doctors said. Modern day jesus

That was their diagnosis was it? People come round after a few minutes fooling casual observers all the time. It's not so remarkable. There's nothing in your story to compare with the wonder of Jesus's tomb being empty after three days. The very idea that Jesus could be compared to such a secular nonentity is ridiculous. Next you'll be saying a bunch of primitives didn't recognise that Jesus wasn't actually dead. Do you think we've never heard such nonsense before.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Can I ask how long after you die you go to hell

Judgment Day. Read Revelation 20-22 and learn all about it.

The dead are unknowing until then (Ecclesiastes 9:5).

So-called "near death experiences" are not Biblical; therefore, they are either hallucinations due to hypoxia (the brain deprived of oxygen), or they are Satan playing tricks with people.

[godswraith1]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

That was their diagnosis was it? People come round after a few minutes fooling casual observers all the time. It's not so remarkable. There's nothing in your story to compare with the wonder of Jesus's tomb being empty after three days. The very idea that Jesus could be compared to such a secular nonentity is ridiculous. Next you'll be saying a bunch of primitives didn't recognise that Jesus wasn't actually dead. Do you think we've never heard such nonsense before.

Your heart stopping and being as good as dead then coming around is remarkable I even think your people would admit that. Could of being a miracle and you are saying it is fooling people ? Insulting gods miracles ha

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Caught My Son Spilling Seed: Funeral Next Saturday at 3:00

Your heart stopping and being as good as dead then coming around is remarkable I even think your people would admit that. Could of being a miracle and you are saying it is fooling people ? Insulting gods miracles ha

Whenever surgeons perform open-heart surgery, they stop the heart. Then they restart it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

God really had an off day when he made you

God doesn't have off days, numbnuts.