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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

    Scientists have studied the Dogon people of Mali. They're a diverse people:

    Beverly Strassman (University of Michigan) and colleagues have been studying the Dogon of Mali in West Africa, who practice a range of different religions. Most of them hold on to their traditional beliefs, some are Muslim, and increasing numbers have been converted to Christianity.
    Technically, they have converted to Catholicism, not Christianity.

    They examined the paternity of over 1,700 father-son pairs to determine whether the fathers were really the fathers.

    Who won? The Dogons who followed their traditional ways. Muslims had more bastards, and the Catholics? Off the charts!



    Why?

    Menstra-Huts!

    Strassman looked into several possible explanations (polygamy, poverty etc) but the one that stood out was a particular cultural practice that marks out traditional Dogon culture: menstrual huts.


    Dogon women have high fertility. Typically they are either pregnant or lactating, so menstruation is a rare event that is usually rapidly followed by pregnancy. Traditional Dogon culture demands that menstruating women relocate to special huts, close to where the men of a single patrilineage live. It’s an effective way to control the reproductive options for these women.


    Dogon Muslims have abandoned these huts, but Muslim women must notify their husbands and are not allowed to pray. So they clearly signal their fertility.


    Christians Catholics don’t have any such safeguards, which likely explains their higher rates of cuckoldry.
    There ya go, Brothers. Some of you may think you're being all "modern" and "moving with the times" by turning that old Menstra-Hut in the backyard into a potting shed, and letting your wife and daughters stay in the house, free to roam about as they wish. But all you're doing is inviting them to not inform you exactly when their "time" is over, and practically begging for a stranger to plant his seed in your field!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

    Oh isn't it just amazing to see the proof of God's Perfect Plan being discovered in every day life!

    His provision is perfect. I can't imagine why anyone could ever doubt Him!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

      Surely just confining women no matter what and monitoring their every move is the more efficient strategy then you don't even need to be inquiring after messy cooters.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

        Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
        Surely just confining women no matter what and monitoring their every move is the more efficient strategy then you don't even need to be inquiring after messy cooters.
        I'm sure it would, Brother, but then we'd have to do our own grocery shopping, take our own cars for oil changes, schlep our own clothes to the dry cleaner's, etc. Is it worth the hassle?
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29453

          #5
          Re: Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
          I'm sure it would, Brother, but then we'd have to do our own grocery shopping, take our own cars for oil changes, schlep our own clothes to the dry cleaner's, etc. Is it worth the hassle?
          I typically hit the road when any female in the Hutchins home is 'unclean' and the foul stench of a female is pervasive. Having 20 or so daughters, suffice it to say, I do not have to spend a lot of time there.
          I have been considering getting them a 'vinegar bath'. It is a 55 gallon drum, 2/3rds filled with white vinegar. The female just squats in it and it removes 'that smell'. I hear the wops will buy the used vinegar.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Menstrual huts prevent bastards -- Science proves it!

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            The female just squats in it and it removes 'that smell'. I hear the wops will buy the used vinegar.


            I think I'm going to be ill.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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