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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: Shampoo Commercials

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Dances,

    I know it is hard for you pagans but this is a church forum. Please do not attempt to have cyber sex with every male poster.

    There is no one at LBC with whom I would consider having sex - either in cyber-space or real-time.
    I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself with your fantasies.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Remy Lebeau
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      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #17
      Re: Shampoo Commercials

      Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
      Under NO circumstances whatsoever would I allow Old Man Batshit's penis, or any other part of his body anywhere within touching distance of me. Is that clear?
      Oh my sweet merciful baby Jesus!!! You wouldn't allow Brother Hatchet within touching distance of you due to the fact that, if you could have it your way, he WOULD be touching you!?!?! UGGHH!!! You saucy tramp!!! You libidinous harlot!!! You shameless Jezebel!!!

      And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!! EWWWWWW!!!!
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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #18
        Re: Shampoo Commercials

        Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
        Oh my sweet merciful baby Jesus!!! You wouldn't allow Brother Hatchet within touching distance of you due to the fact that, if you could have it your way, he WOULD be touching you!?!?!

        Gods, but you're dim. I would NEVER allow that perv to touch me in any way. Period. End of sentence.

        UGGHH!!! You saucy tramp!!! You libidinous harlot!!! You shameless Jezebel!!!

        Don't blame me if you're not into girls.

        And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!! EWWWWWW!!!!
        I have not desire to grasp anything that perv has. And keep your nose out of my clitoris.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
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          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #19
          Re: Shampoo Commercials

          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
          And keep your nose out of my clitoris.
          Raping your husband with your clitoris? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

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          • Old Iron Crotch
            SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #20
            Re: Shampoo Commercials

            Originally posted by Deaner View Post
            Raping your husband with your clitoris? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
            Raping my husband with my clitoris only happens in Remy's imagination.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
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              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #21
              Re: Shampoo Commercials

              Originally posted by Dances without Joy (emphasis added) View Post
              Raping my husband with my clitoris only happens in Remy's imagination.
              With that qualifier, I guess you're admitting that you use something else to do it. I, for one, prefer not to know the details.
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              • Old Iron Crotch
                SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                • May 2007
                • 3056

                #22
                Re: Shampoo Commercials

                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                With that qualifier, I guess you're admitting that you use something else to do it. I, for one, prefer not to know the details.

                I have never raped anyone. Clear enough for you?
                Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #23
                  Re: Shampoo Commercials

                  Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                  I have never raped anyone. Clear enough for you?
                  Oh yes we know how that works. You're husband means yes when he says no. Right? Wearing jeans that tight the guy was begging for it. You wicker sickos make me sick.

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                  • Old Iron Crotch
                    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                    • May 2007
                    • 3056

                    #24
                    Re: Shampoo Commercials

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Oh yes we know how that works. You're husband means yes when he says no. Right? Wearing jeans that tight the guy was begging for it. You wicker sickos make me sick.

                    No - those are TC excuses.
                    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                    • Virginia Day Templeton
                      Christ's Battle Axe
                       
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 2827

                      #25
                      Re: Shampoo Commercials

                      Is there any remotely cylindrical object on God's Green Earth for which Ms. Dances won't spread her pork shutters?
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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #26
                        Re: Shampoo Commercials

                        Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
                        Is there any remotely cylindrical object on God's Green Earth for which Ms. Dances won't spread her pork shutters?

                        The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.
                        Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 04-15-2008, 07:38 PM.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Old Man Hatchet
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                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2084

                          #27
                          Re: Shampoo Commercials

                          Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                          The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.
                          THAT IS ENOUGH! This thread is about shampoo commercials and their effect on tallywackers, not about what your sissified husband sticks in your cavernous cooter. This forum is for MEN ONLY! Begone, she-devil!

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                          • KJV4me
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                            • Apr 2008
                            • 80

                            #28
                            Re: Shampoo Commercials

                            Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                            The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.
                            You forgot dust and cobwebs.

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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #29
                              Re: Shampoo Commercials

                              Originally posted by KJV4me View Post
                              You forgot dust and cobwebs.

                              You're just jealous.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • KJV4me
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                                • Apr 2008
                                • 80

                                #30
                                Re: Shampoo Commercials

                                Originally posted by Dances without Joy View Post
                                You're just jealous.
                                Jealous of dust and cobwebs? I have plenty of that in my attic! Which reminds me, I need to get my wife to take the broom up there and clean out that attic.

                                Perhaps your husband should make you clean out your soul, that you might be saved.

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