[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Dances,

I know it is hard for you pagans but this is a church forum. Please do not attempt to have cyber sex with every male poster.

There is no one at LBC with whom I would consider having sex - either in cyber-space or real-time.
I'm afraid you'll have to content yourself with your fantasies.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Under NO circumstances whatsoever would I allow Old Man Batshit's penis, or any other part of his body anywhere within touching distance of me. Is that clear?

Oh my sweet merciful baby Jesus!!! You wouldn't allow Brother Hatchet within touching distance of you due to the fact that, if you could have it your way, he WOULD be touching you!?!?! UGGHH!!! You saucy tramp!!! You libidinous harlot!!! You shameless Jezebel!!!

And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!! EWWWWWW!!!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Oh my sweet merciful baby Jesus!!! You wouldn't allow Brother Hatchet within touching distance of you due to the fact that, if you could have it your way, he WOULD be touching you!?!?!

Gods, but you're dim. I would NEVER allow that perv to touch me in any way. Period. End of sentence.

UGGHH!!! You saucy tramp!!! You libidinous harlot!!! You shameless Jezebel!!!

Don't blame me if you're not into girls.

And your brazen confidence in your ability to keep our dear brother in your meaty grasp demonstrates your lesbiotic strength and intent to rape if given the chance. AGHHH!!! You're clitoris must be huge in order for you to commit the sodomy you no doubt inflict upon your wimp wristed, sissy "husband". It's all starting to make sense now!!! EWWWWWW!!!!

I have not desire to grasp anything that perv has. And keep your nose out of my clitoris.

[Deaner]

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And keep your nose out of my clitoris.

Raping your husband with your clitoris? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Raping your husband with your clitoris? That is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

Raping my husband with my clitoris only happens in Remy's imagination.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Raping my husband with my clitoris only happens in Remy's imagination.

With that qualifier, I guess you're admitting that you use something else to do it. I, for one, prefer not to know the details.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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With that qualifier, I guess you're admitting that you use something else to do it. I, for one, prefer not to know the details.

I have never raped anyone. Clear enough for you?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I have never raped anyone. Clear enough for you?

Oh yes we know how that works. You're husband means yes when he says no. Right? Wearing jeans that tight the guy was begging for it. You wicker sickos make me sick.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

Oh yes we know how that works. You're husband means yes when he says no. Right? Wearing jeans that tight the guy was begging for it. You wicker sickos make me sick.

No - those are TC excuses.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Is there any remotely cylindrical object on God's Green Earth for which Ms. Dances won't spread her pork shutters?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Is there any remotely cylindrical object on God's Green Earth for which Ms. Dances won't spread her pork shutters?

The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.

THAT IS ENOUGH! This thread is about shampoo commercials and their effect on tallywackers, not about what your sissified husband sticks in your cavernous cooter. This forum is for MEN ONLY! Begone, she-devil!

[KJV4me]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

The only objects that go there are my husband's fingers, tongue, and OBSCENITY ELIMINATED.

You forgot dust and cobwebs.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Shampoo Commercials

You forgot dust and cobwebs.

You're just jealous.

[KJV4me]

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You're just jealous.

Jealous of dust and cobwebs? I have plenty of that in my attic! Which reminds me, I need to get my wife to take the broom up there and clean out that attic.

Perhaps your husband should make you clean out your soul, that you might be saved.