Q*BERT's Qubes (WARNING, Graphic Images!)

[Born Again Bob]

Dear Friends,

Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!

I've heard bad things about Q*bert's Qubes, too. Damn it, Gottlieb, we're still at war!



Yours in His Whisper Down The Lane,
BAB

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Dear Friends,

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!

I've heard bad things about Q*bert's Qubes, too. Damn it, Gottlieb, we're still at war!



Yours in His Whisper Down The Lane,
BAB

There is already a thread about this Minecraft game. I'll post it here-

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=51266

Yours In Christ,
Hannah

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

There is already a thread about this Minecraft game...

And Q*bert's Qubes?

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

And Q*bert's Qubes?

I haven't a clue. Perhaps one of the Pastors can help you with that.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

And Q*bert's Qubes?

Babs, if you can't find anything sick and wrong with this, you simply aren't trying hard enough.



Cthulhus in the upper right hand corner.

A penis with its testicles at the top.

A jumping meatball lower left (Pastafarian symbolism).

Azatoth (that last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the centre of all infinity—the boundless daemon-sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers) the green blob on the right.

This entire game is a mockery of God. I call for a boycott.

As anyone who has been a front line soldier in the spiritual battle (Ephesians 6:12) for America's soul for a long time now will know that the 1980's were a heyday of demon possession and Satanism. It will come as no surprise that they would put Satanic imagery into video games even then.

Did it work? 15% of America's population now identifies as belonging to no religion.

I think we can say, this is where it all started. This is where the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor in the spiritual war going on around us.

[godmockingboob94]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

[Levi Jones]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

That's not dirty mindedness. Satanism was all the rage in the 1980's. Those are all things that a worshiper of the evil one would have put into the game.

[Hannah Davis]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

u people are the most dirty minded people i have ever met congradulation

They are not dirty minded!

Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.

If True Christians are pure, then they would not be dirty minded! They simply see things for what they are.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

"Minecraft", no, that doesn't ring a bell. Those images look horrible though. There seems to be no low Disney will go to destroy our children.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Brother BAB, the Mineshaft was a depraved homosexual sex club in New York City, where men would go to offer up their rectums for the Crisco-greased, pulsating members (or fists) of other homosexuals.

They did this so they could get syphilis, hepatitis B, and also to be among the first to enjoy GRID (later re-named "AIDS"). They also wanted to share these diseases with others.

By getting horrible diseases, they could hasten their journey to eternal torment in God's Lake of Fire.

Should any be so unfortunate as to avoid the diseases . . . well, it seems the rectum absorbs the saturated fat from Crisco right into the bloodstream, so God was able to reward them with debilitating strokes and heart attacks.

[Nobar King]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Is it the predecessor to MineKampf?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

Dear Friends,

Apparently, it makes our economy childish and destroys our sexy slaves!...

Oh. I thought it destroys our children and makes our sex slaves more economical (and, yes, I'm kind of conflicted about that...).

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

I do wish this thread had a warning atop the discussion. I'm a married woman and so have some familiarity with the male private parts, but other women and children might come along to read and not be strong enough to see such imagery.

Perhaps this should be moved to the Men's Forum. I don't know. I just know that my spirit feels more than a little offended by these games and surely that means Jesus is feeling hurt.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Has anyone heard of "Minecraft"?

I do wish this thread had a warning atop the discussion. I'm a married woman and so have some familiarity with the male private parts, but other women and children might come along to read and not be strong enough to see such imagery.

Perhaps this should be moved to the Men's Forum. I don't know. I just know that my spirit feels more than a little offended by these games and surely that means Jesus is feeling hurt.

Godly points, even from a woman, Sister Etheldreda.

The picture BaB posted would never be allowed to be show on Freehold Cable. Perhaps it shouldn't be allowed in our forum?

[Born Again Bob]

Re: Q*BERT's Qubes (WARNING, Graphic Images!)

Dear Brothers and Sisters,

I have moved the thread to the men-only forum and added a disclaimer. It is my hope that these further protections will help you feel better inside, deep down inside, where you are sensitive like a downy chick.



Yours in Him,
BAB