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  • you people are nuts.
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2009
    • 32

    #46
    Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

    Thats cruel and your gonna go to hell for it!!!!

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    • Sixtha
      Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
      • Apr 2009
      • 65

      #47
      Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

      How do they use the toilet?

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #48
        Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

        Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
        How do they use the toilet?
        Sitting down.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Sixtha
          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
          • Apr 2009
          • 65

          #49
          Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

          Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
          Sitting down.
          It doesn't get dirty?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22825

            #50
            Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

            How should I know? Do you think I look down there?
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Sixtha
              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
              • Apr 2009
              • 65

              #51
              Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              How should I know? Do you think I look down there?
              A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551

                #52
                Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                Originally posted by Sixtha View Post
                A Woman has to put this herself? What if she lies?
                What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Sixtha
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 65

                  #53
                  Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  What do you mean, "what if"? Ever heard of Eve?
                  That's exactly my point!

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                  • UnRealword
                    Unsaved trash, Dope pusher, Feminazi
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 4

                    #54
                    Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                    I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!

                    You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
                    1 Timothy 2:11-15
                    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #55
                      Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                      Who is this guy who you think is your husband? It's not the lead singer of My Chemical Romance, is it?
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78551

                        #56
                        Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                        Originally posted by Realword420 View Post
                        I for one am sick and tired of this! I have been married to my husband for 5 years and he still doesn't believe in me. I thought the point of the bible was to teach belief. How can I believe in anything after I've been put through this kind of... humiliation to say the least! I loved him and would have never done anything to betray him!!! And there was a time when he liked it when I played with myself in front of him! In fact he loved it we'd do it together and even invite others... but after being "saved" he completely changed. I'm lucky if I get to leave the house! I had to quit my job and I was making decent money!

                        You all should be ashamed for putting us through this. We are people too not things to be taken advantage of. We give you life. It seems as if you'd be unfazed if we were to just die all of a sudden. You think we'll go to hell. There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
                        Dear feminazi dope pusher;

                        This is the MEN'S ONLY section of the forum, and you are not allowed to post or read here.

                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        And kindly stop bellyaching about your petty problems. If you were my wife I'd beat you every day.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • GOD=life
                          WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                          True Christian™
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 3263

                          #57
                          Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                          Originally posted by UnRealword View Post
                          There's no way God if he really does exist would ever want his children to be treated this way.
                          1. He does exist.
                          2. The Bible explains God's Word in great detail. Read it.
                          3. No one is interested in your immoral atheist drivel.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • TheLegitMan
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 26

                            #58
                            Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                            Anyone who keeps a woman in a chastity belt should get neutered FAST.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #59
                              Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                              Originally posted by TheLegitMan View Post
                              Anyone who keeps a woman in a chastity belt should get neutered FAST.
                              Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?

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                              • TheLegitMan
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Jan 2010
                                • 26

                                #60
                                Re: Who here keeps their woman in a chastity belt?

                                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                                Is there a possibility that you could give a reference in the Bible(KJV 1611) to support you opinion?
                                Yeah, it's in the Book of Sexual Acts Chapter 69, Verse 69:

                                "Vaginas are really cool."

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