[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Gadzooks! No wonder Lumpy's always upset! Someone's stolen her velvet painting of Elvis, "Hunting" wall tapestry, and Dent-U-Cup, Right off of her kitchen table!



And it was not good Brother Hatchet

That's not my house, I have never owned a velvet painting of any kind, not would I wish to, I have no idea what a "Hunting" wall tapestry looks like, and I still have all my own teeth.

I wonder whose home this is that Hatchet has so badly trashed.

[Nobar King]

Re: The Solitary Sin

You'd have to be pretty young to still have all of your baby teeth.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: The Solitary Sin

I wonder whose home this is that Hatchet has so badly trashed.

Brother Hatchet, you didn't happen to find scores of pornographic magazines, crusty tissues, and multiple bottles of Clearasil, did you?

[Walter Brimstone]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Lumpy,

On the Contrary, I don't think calling Mr. Hatchet a "pervert" is showing respect. It's more like casting judgement.

Our Lord said in Matthew 7:1-3:

1Judge not, that ye be not judged.


2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

So please choose your words more carefully.

In Him,

Walter Brimstone

I already show you more respect than you deserve.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: The Solitary Sin

You don't see anything depraved about making someone else hold your penis while you urinate?

Surely, you don't. Don't you have to use your pinky to lift your husbands little penis up so that he can piss in the toilet? He's busy using both hands to move his underdeveloped testicles out of the way. Must have been pretty embarrassing for him peeing all over his own testicles before you showed up.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Surely, you don't. Don't you have to use your pinky to lift your husbands little penis up so that he can piss in the toilet? He's busy using both hands to move his underdeveloped testicles out of the way. Must have been pretty embarrassing for him peeing all over his own testicles before you showed up.

He's quite capable of urinating without assistance. You, on the other hand, I doubt are even house-broken. Tell me, does your mommy still have newspapers all over the floor for you?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: The Solitary Sin

He's quite capable of urinating without assistance. You, on the other hand, I doubt are even house-broken. Tell me, does your mommy still have newspapers all over the floor for you?

The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?

You are obviously one very confused little boy. Either that or you've watched "About Schmidt" too many times.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Solitary Sin

The strangest thing about you two is that your husband has to sit down to pee(without getting all over the floor) and you do it standing up. What's up with that?

Come on Vayher, cut it out. Everyone knows Lumpy sacrificed her husband's wedding tackle to her false goddess. The word "missing" not "tiny" applies here.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Come on Vayher, cut it out. Everyone knows Lumpy sacrificed her husband's wedding tackle to her false goddess. The word "missing" not "tiny" applies here.

Neither "missing" not "tiny" is applicable.

[SUV]

Re: The Solitary Sin



Looking at Lumpy makes my scalp begin to itch

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Looking at Lumpy makes my scalp begin to itch

Then don't look.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: The Solitary Sin

Neither "missing" not "tiny" is applicable.

What's this talk of you living in a nice neighborhood? You live in a muddy, weed infested, grass-less waste with a rusty old pickup out front, laundry hanging on a line to dry, and a garden filled with compost. You live in the sticks, woman!!! I had to drive down a bumpy dirt road to get to your house and the smell almost turned me away.

Did you know that this woman doesn't have electricity, gas, or water? They use homemade candles for light, fire for cooking and boiling stream water, and they dig holes out in their garden patch for toilet/garden fertilizer. You just don't get any more hippie than that. And all those dream catchers, pentagrams, geodes are over the top. She even sticks leaves and feathers in that mangy uncombed mess of graying cotton she calls hair.

Having taken a trip to Matilda's home some weeks, back after tracking her down with Tali's DOF connections, in order to put the fear of God into her I can tell you that she does not live in a nice neighborhood, much less a nice house.

Her husband looks like a 14 year old nerd. I swear I though he was her son. I think my forearms are bigger than his thighs. Despite what was previously assumes Matilda is quite skinny. She and her husband are vegetarians. And he's missing a front tooth. They go into the local town and she posts here from an internet café.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Solitary Sin

What's this talk of you living in a nice neighborhood? You live in a muddy, weed infested, grass-less waste with a rusty old pickup out front, laundry hanging on a line to dry, and a garden filled with compost. You live in the sticks, woman!!! I had to drive down a bumpy dirt road to get to your house and the smell almost turned me away.

Did you know that this woman doesn't have electricity, gas, or water? They use homemade candles for light, fire for cooking and boiling stream water, and they dig holes out in their garden patch for toilet/garden fertilizer. You just don't get any more hippie than that. And all those dream catchers, pentagrams, geodes are over the top. She even sticks leaves and feathers in that mangy uncombed mess of graying cotton she calls hair.

Having taken a trip to Matilda's home some weeks, back after tracking her down with Tali's DOF connections, in order to put the fear of God into her I can tell you that she does not live in a nice neighborhood, much less a nice house.

Her husband looks like a 14 year old nerd. I swear I though he was her son. I think my forearms are bigger than his thighs. Despite what was previously assumes Matilda is quite skinny. She and her husband are vegetarians. And he's missing a front tooth. They go into the local town and she posts here from an internet café.

I don't know who this Matilda person that you've been stalking is, but I do know that you've never been to my home.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: The Solitary Sin

I don't know who this Matilda person that you've been stalking is, but I do know that you've never been to my home.

Suuuuuure I haven't, Matilda.