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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23765

    #16
    Re: "Subnautica"

    Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
    How would I know about it? I don't, that's how. I am putting up a statement if we would know about them, I am not saying they do exist, I am not saying they don't. Also supernatural and magical is basically the same.
    Let me get this straight. You're admitting to be completely ignorant. You're also making statements of fact. Do you intend for us to believe these statements? If so, why?

    You see, True Christians™ make statements of fact that can be substantiated by reality, experience, and most importantly, the infallible Word of God. You have none of that. You have naught but an imagination and a lack of social awareness of the awkwardness of speaking out of turn.

    Why don't you consider the Truth™ instead of Fantasy? We can help!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • NateTheKnuckleheadToo
      Unsaved trash
      • Oct 2018
      • 25

      #17
      Re: "Subnautica"

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Let me get this straight. You're admitting to be completely ignorant. You're also making statements of fact. Do you intend for us to believe these statements? If so, why?

      You see, True Christians™ make statements of fact that can be substantiated by reality, experience, and most importantly, the infallible Word of God. You have none of that. You have naught but an imagination and a lack of social awareness of the awkwardness of speaking out of turn.

      Why don't you consider the Truth™ instead of Fantasy? We can help!
      I don't want you to believe in what I say, nor am I being ignorant, I am sceptical about deep sea "creatures", bacterias do exist down there but I kind of doubt creatures do. Yeah I don't have any of that, I am pretty awkward speaking generally, I do stupid shit all the time for shits 'n' giggles. I won't join Truth, why you may ask? Cause this is my life, I am in control, maybe if I say that yes I need help, yeah I will make sure to pay another visit. For me, fantasy is nice. It can inspire people, for me. It inspires me to draw! I have always been a fanatic of drawing but I am really bad at it and thats why I want to improve.

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8359

        #18
        Re: "Subnautica"

        So, you tell us you are really bad at speaking and drawing and we have already noticed your very limited writing skills. Why not tell us what you are good at? There must be something. Perhaps you are a virtuoso violinist - we would genuinely like to know.
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • NateTheKnuckleheadToo
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          • Oct 2018
          • 25

          #19
          Re: "Subnautica"

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          So, you tell us you are really bad at speaking and drawing and we have already noticed your very limited writing skills. Why not tell us what you are good at? There must be something. Perhaps you are a virtuoso violinist - we would genuinely like to know.
          Call it childish or not, I like engineering simple gadgets from lego technic. I also like working out, but the thing I am best at has to be english, as I do not come from a family or country that speaks english.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23765

            #20
            Re: "Subnautica"

            Originally posted by FacelessVoid View Post
            Call it childish or not, I like engineering simple gadgets from lego technic. I also like working out, but the thing I am best at has to be english, as I do not come from a family or country that speaks english.
            Your English is quite good! Perhaps you can help translate the Holy Bible into whatever gibberish your people speak, and then you can draw pictures to go with the stories! Jesus might even move you to be a missionary to your heathen peoples! All you have to do is open your heart to Him and He will take care of the rest!


            What are your favorite stories of the Bible, dear? There has to be something that stands out to you above the rest.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • NateTheKnuckleheadToo
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              • Oct 2018
              • 25

              #21
              Re: "Subnautica"

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              Your English is quite good! Perhaps you can help translate the Holy Bible into whatever gibberish your people speak, and then you can draw pictures to go with the stories! Jesus might even move you to be a missionary to your heathen peoples! All you have to do is open your heart to Him and He will take care of the rest!


              What are your favorite stories of the Bible, dear? There has to be something that stands out to you above the rest.
              You know, I may try. Who knows?

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29433

                #22
                Re: "Subnautica"

                Originally posted by NateTheKnuckleheadToo View Post
                Well, I am not saying specifically these creatures exist, as the lack of food and sunlight makes the depth almost uninhabitable. I am talking about bacterium like creatures.
                Friend, creatures from the deep are Demons of Satan.No questin or doubt.
                Attached Files
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • NateTheKnuckleheadToo
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                  • Oct 2018
                  • 25

                  #23
                  Re: "Subnautica"

                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Friend, creatures from the deep are Demons of Satan.No questin or doubt.
                  Fascinating yet so creepy, natures soooo beautiful!

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12909

                    #24
                    Re: "Subnautica"

                    Originally posted by NateTheKnuckleheadToo View Post
                    You know, I may try. Who knows?
                    Well, back to our forum, Nate! Yes, it would be really neat if you started bringing the True Word of God to whatever lowly heathens live around you. In my case, I feel especially joyful when I tell them that God loves them so much that He will send them to Hell if they don't love Him back!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8359

                      #25
                      Re: "Subnautica"

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      Friend, creatures from the deep are Demons of Satan.No question or doubt.
                      Brother James, is that picture of something from the Antipodes? Because it bears a close resemblance to the current prime minister of New Zealand, if she had her teeth fixed. Could they be related?
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29433

                        #26
                        Re: "Subnautica"

                        Originally posted by NateTheKnuckleheadToo View Post
                        Fascinating yet so creepy, natures soooo beautiful!
                        Nothing about that was beautiful or at all natural!


                        This on the other hand, is...
                        Attached Files
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23765

                          #27
                          Re: "Subnautica"

                          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                          Friend, creatures from the deep are Demons of Satan.No questin or doubt.
                          My word, Mr. Hutchins! I know Jesus can craft some ugly creatures, the emu, the blobfish, Mr. Etheldreda's mother with her aggressive mustache (like all good Hungarian women, she grew her mustache by sheer force of will to honor her father by looking just like him), but good grief that is just too horrifying to believe Jesus might have been behind that!
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • NateTheKnuckleheadToo
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2018
                            • 25

                            #28
                            Re: "Subnautica"

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            My word, Mr. Hutchins! I know Jesus can craft some ugly creatures, the emu, the blobfish, Mr. Etheldreda's mother with her aggressive mustache (like all good Hungarian women, she grew her mustache by sheer force of will to honor her father by looking just like him), but good grief that is just too horrifying to believe Jesus might have been behind that!
                            Are you talking shit about my country Hungary?
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-26-2018, 04:04 PM. Reason: added tags for context

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29433

                              #29
                              Re: "Subnautica"

                              Originally posted by NateTheKnuckleheadToo View Post
                              Are you talking shit about my country Hungary?
                              If you ate the demon, you'd not be hungry. Get a hook and a worm. Now you know how to fish. Please stop complaining and Praise Jesus!
                              Matthew 4:19
                              And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12327

                                #30
                                Re: "Subnautica"

                                I'm naming this the "NO CONTEST THREAD". This character knuckletwoheads keeps writing nonsense and our True Christians™ bury him with clear logic.

                                The Bible is the ultimate authority, period.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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