Jack's Back!

[TamiJanMartiKarlaFay]

TV is not always Satan's tool. Pastor Jack VanImpe is back from his coma! Just watched his appearance tonight on TV and I was delighted to see that his head was as big and righteous as ever. And his fingers are still fierce and furious. Even so, he seems a bit wizened (as such a creature of great antiquity might be) so I wish his handlers had added a bit more bran or horsehair or straw to the stuffing in his suit.
I do worry that sinners who miss the Craig Ferguson show are simply using this ministry to get their Geoff fix from viewing Rexella.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Jack's Back!

Tami, I fear it was actually you who was in a coma. Many times, when one is in a coma, there are strange dreams that make no sense. I believe that you are relating one such and you are not yet completely in your right mind, if you are ever in your right mind, that is.

[Basilissa]

Re: Jack's Back!

TV is not always Satan's tool. Pastor Jack VanImpe is back from his coma! Just watched his appearance tonight on TV and I was delighted to see that his head was as big and righteous as ever. And his fingers are still fierce and furious. Even so, he seems a bit wizened (as such a creature of great antiquity might be) so I wish his handlers had added a bit more bran or horsehair or straw to the stuffing in his suit.
I do worry that sinners who miss the Craig Ferguson show are simply using this ministry to get their Geoff fix from viewing Rexella.

back after your prolonged absence, dear, but I must agree with Brother Alvin: whatever you think you saw, it was just a dream.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Jack's Back!

Greetings Miss Fay. We have not yet met. I am Trevor from Kingston. You look like the English girls who come to Jamaica.

[TamiJanMartiKarlaFay]

Re: Jack's Back!

Just watched them tonight. Rexella's full of Oh The Praiseful love botox. Jack's head and hands are as aggressive as ever, but he really needs more bran or straw in the suit. Still looks wizend. Help him! They are my TV faves.

Mr I Man Rastafari, my profile is a modification of the most horrifying murderess in the history of England. Good luck to you. Or not.