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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: New TV show "Born this way"

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    And the Bible says that God hates you because He made you that way...
    And can anyone blame Him? Once I left beef for stew in the oven overnight because I forgot I had it there when Mr. Etheldreda decided to treat us all at Olive Garden for dinner to celebrate his spectacular success with the Landover Baptist Men's Mission to Las Vegas. So many souls were saved for Christ, I could smell the Devil Himself left over on Mr. Etheldreda's suit when he finally came home. I made that beef and I hated it because if fouled up the entire house with a burned stink that got into everything for days. I can only imagine Jesus Himself thinks of the Gays stinking up His Holy Mudroom (Earth), and can't wait for the day the stench - and the repulsive source of useless meat that causes it - is finally cleaned up.


    Glory!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Issac Cleveland
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Aug 2019
      • 12

      #17
      Re: New TV show "Born this way"

      I did some research into this show and found the following :


      * Their is a male cast member who is a hyper sexual deviant who continuously goes after women. Including his other mentally retarded female cast members.


      * A female cast member who's brother is homosexual. He is show getting married in the show.


      * A negro who writes cop killing rap music.


      * A Jap who pushes and assaults her own mother in one episode.


      * Another hyper sexual ( this time a women ) who relies on her poor mother to do everything for her.


      * A male who is only half retarded.


      *Another female who still lives with her parents, even though she's nearly 30 years old.


      The show also ended last December ( thank God ) in it's 3rd season. I don't doubt that no one wanted to watch is satanic and filthy show, causing it to last only 3 seasons.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12920

        #18
        Re: New TV show "Born this way"

        I'm glad I never heard of it, except for this thread.
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • Elmer G. White
          Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
          Victim of atheist scientific persecution
           
          • Apr 2014
          • 10259

          #19
          Re: New TV show "Born this way"

          I've never understood why "being born some way" would be an excuse to do anything. Of course retards, sodomites etc. are born that way. The point is that they should not DIE that way but Repent in the meantime, accept Jesus and discard the "way" with which they were born. Everyone is born evil. I was, too, as incomprehensible as that might seem now that I've become an example of Christian Purity.

          Proverbs 16:4
          The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.

          Now, as I am born of God, I can no longer commit sin (1 John 3:9). Everything I do is righteous and Good in the eyes of Jesus. This path is available to all retards, sodomites and their kind, even women, and it is our duty to show then the hideous nature of their born-with abominations.


          Yours in Christ,

          Elmer
          2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29443

            #20
            Re: New TV show "Born this way"

            Retards and defective people are made by God as punishment for a family member. To show Gods exquisite wrath and ensure that every day people have to look at or hear this abominations they know the family is bad.
            Honestly, if I'd ever had a defective child, relation or parent, I'd do the decent Christian thing and put it down and out of its' misery.
            Genesis 9:5-6
            5 And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.
            6 Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.

            Exodus 12:29-30
            29 And it came to pass, that at midnight the Lord smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle.
            30 And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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