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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

    Originally posted by dotty View Post
    If you actually read the details of the places on that website you would notice that the volcanoes that used to be there are from millions of years ago back when the earth was a lot different in terms of the landscape
    Millions of years ago? So in your narrative, the earth, which didn't exist yet, was covered in volcanic acne?
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • dotty
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2016
      • 113

      #47
      Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Millions of years ago? So in your narrative, the earth, which didn't exist yet, was covered in volcanic acne?
      No the earth wasn't covered in volcanoes the landscape of the earth was different which meant that the volcanoes were in different places 500 million years ago was about the time that life started to get more diverse and this can be proven by fossils found from those times

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #48
        Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

        Originally posted by dotty View Post
        No the earth wasn't covered in volcanoes the landscape of the earth was different which meant that the volcanoes were in different places 500 million years ago was about the time that life started to get more diverse and this can be proven by fossils found from those times
        I see. So in your fantasy, volcanoes moved. Tell me, did they roam the earth like hyenas? Did they travel in packs like buffalo, or were they solitary like the great tiger? When did they stop roaming, or do they still move today but only if no one is looking?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • dotty
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Dec 2016
          • 113

          #49
          Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          I see. So in your fantasy, volcanoes moved. Tell me, did they roam the earth like hyenas? Did they travel in packs like buffalo, or were they solitary like the great tiger? When did they stop roaming, or do they still move today but only if no one is looking?
          The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant


          And this isn't a fantasy it can be proven and if it was a fantasy how would you explain ancient fossils from millions of years ago such as dinosaur fossils

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775

            #50
            Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

            Originally posted by dotty View Post
            The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant


            And this isn't a fantasy it can be proven and if it was a fantasy how would you explain ancient fossils from millions of years ago such as dinosaur fossils
            Don't be silly. To prove this, you'd have to prove God doesn't exist, or lied in His Autobiography, the Holy Bible.


            Good luck!
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Basilissa
              South of the Border outreach program
              True Christian™
               
              • Mar 2013
              • 12962

              #51
              Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

              Originally posted by dotty View Post
              If you actually read the details of the places on that website you would notice that the volcanoes that used to be there are from millions of years ago back when the earth was a lot different in terms of the landscape
              A dead or inactive volcano is still referred to as a volcano. Please note that the article talks about top 9 volcanoes, not top 9 locations where volcanoes used to be but then decided to pack their bags and move.


              It'd be like going to a safari to see a place where lions used to be instead of the actual lions.

              Originally posted by dotty View Post
              The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates(or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant

              Mountains don't move unless a person of faith orders them to do so (Matt 17:20). The scientific term for such an event is earthquake, and the mountain doesn't change location, just shakes and sometimes gets disfigured.


              How old are you to be so blissfully ignorant?
              God created fossils to test our faith.

              * * *

              My favorite LBC sermons:
              True Christians are Perfect!
              True Christian™ Love.
              Salvation™ made Easy!
              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
              God HATES Rational Thinking!
              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8395

                #52
                Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                Originally posted by dotty View Post
                The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates (or tectonic plates I'd you want to sound smart) shifting, keep you in mind the earth's plates will take hundreds of thousands of years to move they won't move in an instant.
                Okay, Dorry, I'll bite. From the point of view of secular science (which I guess is where you're coming from? - never mind that most of it is wrong), tectonic plates are always moving. They generally move very slowly, but they are constantly moving, like gigantic underground slugs.

                The noticeable (to us) consequences of this movement include volcanic eruption and earthquakes. The fact that there are (currently) no active volcanoes in the UK is purely thanks to God's possibly temporary mercy. (By the way, it's quite interesting that they are mostly in Scotland, don't you think?) But He hurls a small earthquake in our direction - mostly quite far north of Watford ) on a very regular basis.

                Feel free to believe in the scientific explanation, if it helps you. But bear in mind that Someone is making those plates move, and that Someone is our Heavenly Father.

                All the very best, dear,YiC
                JL-V
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • dotty
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2016
                  • 113

                  #53
                  Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Okay, Dorry, I'll bite. From the point of view of secular science (which I guess is where you're coming from? - never mind that most of it is wrong), tectonic plates are always moving. They generally move very slowly, but they are constantly moving, like gigantic underground slugs.

                  The noticeable (to us) consequences of this movement include volcanic eruption and earthquakes. The fact that there are (currently) no active volcanoes in the UK is purely thanks to God's possibly temporary mercy. (By the way, it's quite interesting that they are mostly in Scotland, don't you think?) But He hurls a small earthquake in our direction - mostly quite far north of Watford ) on a very regular basis.

                  Feel free to believe in the scientific explanation, if it helps you. But bear in mind that Someone is making those plates move, and that Someone is our Heavenly Father.

                  All the very best, dear,YiC
                  JL-V
                  https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
                  Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.


                  That is why they move not because of God

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8395

                    #54
                    Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                    Originally posted by dotty View Post
                    https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
                    Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.

                    That is why they move not because of God
                    But, if not God, then who do you think made all that happen?


                    (By the way, thank you for quoting your source there. Sister Mitza will be very pleased and so am I. Well done!)
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • dotty
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Dec 2016
                      • 113

                      #55
                      Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      But, if not God, then who do you think made all that happen?


                      (By the way, thank you for quoting your source there. Sister Mitza will be very pleased and so am I. Well done!)
                      What you mean who put all the lava in the earth?

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                      • Roland
                        Obese Swedish Meatball
                        Delusional Forum Member
                        • May 2014
                        • 2193

                        #56
                        Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                        Originally posted by dotty View Post
                        What you mean who put all the lava in the earth?
                        That would be explained in Genesis.
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • handmaiden
                          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 11367

                          #57
                          Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                          I'm sorry, did I wander into the geology thread? I expected to see information on pedophile gay sex maniacs.

                          Confusedly Yours,
                          Handmaiden
                          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

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                          • Basilissa
                            South of the Border outreach program
                            True Christian™
                             
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 12962

                            #58
                            Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                            Originally posted by dotty View Post
                            https://www.quora.com/Why-do-tectonic-plates-move
                            Tectonic plates move because they are floating on top of the liquid mantle. The mantle itself moves due to convection currents: hot rock rises, gives off some heat, then falls. This creates vast swirls of moving liquid rock under the crust of the earth, which jostles the plates of crust on top.


                            That is why they move not because of God
                            No. This explains how they move, not why they move. These are two very different questions.

                            Also, you haven't addressed yet my previous post. Let me rephrase: why do you think that is it possible for mountains (specifically volcanoes) to move from place to place? Do you imagine they have legs or something?
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                            • Thomas Taylor
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2012
                              • 1486

                              #59
                              Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                              Originally posted by dotty View Post
                              The reason that the volcanoes moved is because of the earth's volcanic plates.

                              Ok, Dotty. So you think that one days 9 volcanoes just woke up and said "C'mon lads lets move to England"?


                              And some people call us stupid for being creation scientists.


                              Aw well the name says it all. Dotty by name dotty by nature.
                              Isaiah 66:15

                              For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8395

                                #60
                                Re: Rocket League: Tinder for pedophile gay sex maniacs!

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                No. This explains how they move, not why they move. These are two very different questions.

                                Also, you haven't addressed yet my previous post. Let me rephrase: why do you think that is it possible for mountains (specifically volcanoes) to move from place to place? Do you imagine they have legs or something?
                                I think Dotty imagines volcanoes like this:



                                Sadly (or perhaps not) I see he is no longer with us. Oh well.
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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