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  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Originally posted by Wowudumb View Post
    The guy got what was due, and global warming is in FACT real and there is no power to stop it from killing literally everything on Earth within the next century, AAAAAnnnd fossils weren't sent or even made by god, but was living matter millions of years ago then eventually decomposed and left the sedement along with some of the tissue to form fossils... you're welcome. I feel good now that knowledge is hopefuly sticking to people reading this. *Drops the mic*
    Dear Sinner,

    You are much too pessimistic. The World will be destroyed much sooner. Jesus is desperate with the state of humanity and will not wait for a century to intervene.

    But you are partly correct. It's going to involve LOTS of extremely hot conditions and, yes, literally everything on Earth will be destroyed by Jesus Christ.



    We'll be looking at your torment from above as we shall have been Raptured by then (1 Thessalonians 4:17).

    Some examples of the use of hot conditions "indeed, a "global warming") by Jesus are as follows:

    Revelation 8:7
    The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.

    Revelation 9:2
    And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

    Revelation 9:19
    By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.

    Revelation 16:8-9
    And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

    Glory!

    This will take place very soon. It's our most eagerly awaited gift from God. It's the real climate change. Eventually, the Earth will shatter and be totally destroyed with every single living organism on it!

    Revelation 21:1
    And I saw a new heaven and a new earth: for the first heaven and the first earth were passed away; and there was no more sea.

    It's won't take a century. It's much more likely that it'll happen in just a few days, a couple of years at most! Praise Jesus!


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      ***References to fecal material removed*** everywere. I thought Christians were pretty nice people, but THIS, is NOT,Christianity, calling someone a Nazi and telling them to kill themselves, I'm athiest and I think that's still ***references to basic bodily functions removed*** up. Also god is a lie.

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      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        Originally posted by Wowudumb View Post
        ***References to fecal material removed*** everywere. I thought Christians were pretty nice people, but THIS, is NOT,Christianity, calling someone a Nazi and telling them to kill themselves, I'm athiest and I think that's still ***references to basic bodily functions removed*** up. Also god is a lie.

        Dear Dumb,


        Well now isn't that quite the monicker you have there? Whilst I do not condone your use of foul and, quite frankly, abusive language I would like to bring to your attention that you have failed to introduce yourself properly to us. This can be done quite easily in the introduction forum.


        YIC
        TT
        Isaiah 66:15

        For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          No, "god" is not the cause of climate change stupid, it's the pollution WE as humans cause, when we produce Carbon Dioxide which weakens the Ozone layer in Earths atmosphere, making holes for more solar radiation to come in, while the Carbon Dioxide just gathers up, but if we save the trees to consume more of the Carbon Dioxide then we have a chance, buuut it's not, therefor the Earth is getting hella' hotter by the year, and this can ALL be solved if more people donated and funded money towards space exploration to hopefully find a new inhabitable planet, before we all die from heat strokes in about a century or less. And you know what? "god" won't have a single thing to do with it, you wanna know why? Because fact kinda' overpowers fiction by a landslide, sooooooooooooooo... yea.

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          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            Originally posted by Wowimdumb View Post
            No, "god" is not the cause of climate change stupid, it's the pollution WE as humans cause, when we produce Carbon Dioxide which weakens the Ozone layer in Earths atmosphere, making holes for more solar radiation to come in, while the Carbon Dioxide just gathers up, but if we save the trees to consume more of the Carbon Dioxide then we have a chance, buuut it's not, therefor the Earth is getting hella' hotter by the year, and this can ALL be solved if more people donated and funded money towards space exploration to hopefully find a new inhabitable planet, before we all die from heat strokes in about a century or less. And you know what? "god" won't have a single thing to do with it, you wanna know why? Because fact kinda' overpowers fiction by a landslide, sooooooooooooooo... yea.

            Dear whatever,


            Every one of the things you make mention of is discussed elsewhere in the forums. In order for you to make a coherent and informed post you really should read them.


            YIC


            TT
            P.S. Please spell God with a capital G.
            Isaiah 66:15

            For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              Well, I as a member of the gaming community, think that you are being very ludicrous. I respect your opinion but, I think this is too much. Reinhardt, a sex addict are you really serious? Lieutenant Wilhelm Reinhardt was a German special forces soldier that served during the omnic crisis in overwatch, a UN special forces reserve used as a last resort during the darkest parts of the war. By the way, the giant hammer was given to him by the developers to make him a unique character. Also, the reaper thing, not funny. Reaper aka Gabriel Reyes was the leader of over watch before soldier 76 came along. Out of spite and hatred he formed a covert "special" group of people called blackwatch. Eventually, the word of the illegal and inhuman acts that black watch committed got revealed, reaper attacked over watch's headquarters and tried to kill soldier 76. After being disfigured after the assault he donned a mask and joined the terrorist group, talon along with widow maker. He is obsessed with death and killing after that experience, and murders undiscrimanantly among sinners and confessors eating their souls for his own gain of living longer. Do you see now?
              HAIL TRUMP!! HAIL PUTIN!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HAIL JESUS!!

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              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Also, what's with my status? Unsaved trash? Under investigation? Could you please tell me why you put that there.
                HAIL TRUMP!! HAIL PUTIN!! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HAIL JESUS!!

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                • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  Originally posted by Hi I'm Boris View Post
                  Also, what's with my status? Unsaved trash? Under investigation? Could you please tell me why you put that there.
                  Welcome dear! When you registered on our friendly forums, do you recall being steered towards the introduction forum? There you'll find the answer to this, and my other questions!

                  In short, all new-comers are labeled unsaved trash until the Department of Faith conducts a thorough review. This takes some time as take remote control of your computer, microphone, video camera or any other device as they deem necessary, as you consented to upon registration. Remember, you granted us permission to read your messages, email and do forensic analysis on your computer and physically search your dwelling, property, place of abode, vehicles(s) or other mode of transportation and those of your friends, relatives acquaintances (and neighbors within a reasonable distance) without further legal requirement. Please be patient while this process is underway.

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Dear Mr.Poppendorfer,
                    Several things about this article of yours. First, I am sorry to alert
                    you to this after you have posted it but you have spelled each
                    characters name incorrectly. Secondly, By your son saying you
                    ruined it he is refering to his computer in which you have destroyed
                    the inside workings of it and it no longer probably functions. What
                    I suggest you do next time is simply take it away instead of
                    destroying his computer because then you can at least sell it for
                    some money which you can donate to you local church. Finally, Overwatch is about the unity of all people
                    coming under one flag to defend the world from threats and to help
                    those in need which is what my bible tells me to do(I understand you may
                    Have a different bible than mine due to the many translations, mine
                    is known as the good news bible). I understand that you may have
                    more experence than me due to the fact I recently got confirmmed but
                    you have less expirence in video games which is ok. All I want you to
                    take from this is that you are making a game that is suppose to be silly
                    and stupid into a monster that it really is not.


                    I hope that this was enlightening to you,
                    TheOutsideWord

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                    • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Wow, you guys are a sad bunch of people, I've seen some REALLY stupid people on the internet, but you guys... you.. CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF STUPID! Not only do think you can make me quit just because you're soooooo clever and changed my profile ID to Wowimdumb,(and thanks for the cool profile picture though) but, you think that I'm a cultist, I've said it before, and I'll say it again, I'm athiest, I couldn't care less about religion, but I also find it histarical that you think dolphins are homosexual(which explains alot since they reproduce) and the fact that you don't care about human life, because of obvious reasons why you SHOULDN'T save someone's life if you had the chance to preform CPR, you guys are just the definition of stupid on so many levels, and I hope one of you have a heart attack and die from it because no one helped you from them listening to you, but not only that but I hope you get raped or molested by a gay dolphin while on vacation... XD, god... I can't even day that with a straight face, anyway,you're fuckin' retarded and don't even bother banning me since I'll just come back, or do, just so I can say "I told you so." Anyway, fuck you all and die from heat strokes do to global warming which by the way is NOT caused by god... chou.

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                      • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        Also, I forgot to mention, even if jesus existed and died, he died once and that was IT. Just wanted to throw in the fact that once you die you're dead.

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                        • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Wowimdumb View Post
                          I'm athiest,
                          What's an "athiest?" Are you "the most ath" or something? But what does "ath" mean??
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            I want to know why people that never been on these forums are automatically considered "unsaved trash," if anything, new-comers should be considered "people that still have braincells until the go on this website," which I can admit, by reading some of these posts, I've become more and more braindead by you idiots and your beliefs about the world (which by the way aren't true, and god doesn't exist, and the only answer to everything is logical thinking about Science.) I really want to know something, what can you guys describe Science in only 10 or less words?

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                            • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Wowimdumb View Post
                              I want to know why people that never been on these forums are automatically considered "unsaved trash," if anything, new-comers should be considered "people that still have braincells until the go on this website," which I can admit, by reading some of these posts, I've become more and more braindead by you idiots and your beliefs about the world (which by the way aren't true, and god doesn't exist, and the only answer to everything is logical thinking about Science.)
                              I thank you for your persecution. It reassures me that we are right and you are wrong.

                              John 15:18 If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.

                              I will pray for you.

                              Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

                              I really want to know something, what can you guys describe Science in only 10 or less words?
                              1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

                              I apologize, that was more than 10 words. On the other hand, you question was posed in a grammatically questionable manner, so I think we're even.
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                No, fossils weren't "made" by god, they were formed over a million year span due to sedement and decomposition in animal or plant matter. god doesn't exist, and everything you "think" you're right about, you're completely wrong about, and cannot get ANY more incorrect than that. *cough**cough* Jackass. Oh, and one other thing, you guys are racist as F*ck, you guys are more racist and horrible than Donald Trump, and he's a pretty f*ckin' bad person, but not as much as you sh*tlips' out there,and ALL of you behind your keyboards are horrible people and should go kill youreselves after you burned down your local church out of regret of your beliefs. Seriously, I hope you die from a heat stroke while being diagnosed with Ebola... Did you notice that I'm capitalizing words like Science, and not god? Just wanted to point that out to you dumbf*cks that don't know the difference between Fiction(god) and Fact(Science). Fuck you. Fuck this website and all of the dumbfucks that Dolphins are homosexual and that they molest little kids, and that ALL of you are homophobic,racist,sexist, and fascist, which makes ALL OF YOU a descrace to the word "Human".. Fuck you, Jackasses. (see? I capitalizes Jackasses over god,lolololololol, but seriously, fuck you.)

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