Originally posted by TheNomad
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You may prefer to see yourself as a unique individual, but this thread has over 1600 posts. In all likelihood, we have dealt with many visitors who are similar to you in any number of ways.
Well, an enthusiast. Hello! Get out of this hellhole before they will slap an "Unsaved trash", a "Retarded Posting" and a "Full of it" sticker! Oh... one of three happened. Well, crap. Save yourself if there isn't a God to save you.
Every single poster who pops up here at Landover Baptist is labeled as "Unsaved Trash" until the pastors have been led by the Holy Spirit (and an intensive investigation) to designate them otherwise.
I was Unsaved Trash at one time and many of the senior members of the Church put me through my paces. Eventually, through my knowledge of Scripture, adherence to forum protocol and submission to the authority of Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ and His appointed earthly leaders, i.e. the menfolk of Landover Baptist Church, I was pronounced a True Christian™. It was a joyous day for me.
*gasp* You THINK? God does not allow thinking! What kind of abomination would think? That is against God's rule!
While I am aware that you are employing broad sarcasm, you offer a valid point. The truest of True Christians™ know that the Bible cautions The Lord's followers against too much thinking.
Proverbs 12:15
The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise.
Jeremiah 8:9
The wise men are ashamed, they are dismayed and taken: lo, they have rejected the word of the Lord; and what wisdom is in them?
Psalm 94:11
The Lord knoweth the thoughts of man, that they are vanity.
1 Corinthians 1:27
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
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