[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

"Poppendorfer" is a Germanic surname, from the German "Puppen-Dörfer," meaning doll villages. A Germanic ancestor of mine made hand-crafted wooden nativity scenes and toys for Christian children and the name stuck. Joke's on you, he was a true believer in CHRIST, this is a proud Germanic Christian name.

He must have been very busy, making all those wise men. Because we True Christians(tm) know that the Bible never states that there were only three of them, and it definitely doesn't bow to tokenism and make one of them a black guy just to fill the theater seats.


Versedly Yours,
Handmaiden

[Henry Poppendorfer]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

He must have been very busy, making all those wise men. Because we True Christians™ know that the Bible never states that there were only three of them, and it definitely doesn't bow to tokenism and make one of them a black guy just to fill the theater seats.


Versedly Yours,
Handmaiden

As you can well imagine, it was enough of a livelihood that it became his surname in an age when surnames were dictated by work. It's said that back when Germany first weaned itself from the evils of Papal boy-lusts, the figures would sometimes be life-size and very serious indeed so as to kill any sinful urges that might be in the hearts of recovering catholics, so it was a rather important job to make nativity figures grim and foreboding enough to lead men back to righteousness. It is in that same noble spirit that I still continue my pediatric work!

[dotty]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

As I understand it, Harry Potter's fake names are all stolen from British, Irish, or pseudo-Latin languages or linguistic trends. You're not very good at insults, are you?

Hey, I wasn't trying to be insulting

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Still sounds like something from Harry Potter though

So you've already gone from talking about the reality of the Bible back to talking about the fantasy world of Harry Potter and Overwatch. It looks like you've got your moral priorities right.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Look I get your devoted to your faith but that doesn't give you the right to go around telling other people that their beliefs are wrong just because you believe so heavily on some thousand year old book that mind you could have been changed heavily over the past thousand years I mean a lot can change in just ten years let alone 2017 years

Quite a lot in there. Pointless responding to this poster of course who never replies to anything and never offers evidence, probably due to not knowing what evidence is. For the benefit of others however I'm happy to post Scripture addressing a couple of points.

1. "Thousand year old book" the Bible is not 1,000 years old.
2. "Changed heavily over the past thousand years" so in this case we'd look for original text which is about 1,000 years old. I have done that, not wishing to appear ignorant, and included a 2,000 year old example as well. These are presented in English translation together with a currently available on-line English text and one in Hebrew for comparison.



EVIDENCE - You have claimed that the text changed heavily over the past thousand years, meaning that a lot can change.
OK, I'm not making that claim.
I've provided several examples for you.
Show me the changes.

[kamakaze]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

this is why americans are considered stupid

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

this is why americans are considered stupid

Many Americans are decent Clinton hating Christians. Don't judge us by the nonsense of some idiot Overwatch worshippers, who are mostly Chinks by the way.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

this is why americans are considered stupid

We know we're considered fools in the world's eyes.

1 Cor 1:19-21
19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
21 For after that in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.

But has ordained it this way so that we can humble of scientists, academics and intellectuals when it turns out they were wrong and end up burning in hell.

1 Cor 1:26-29
26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are:
29 That no flesh should glory in his presence.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

this is why americans are considered stupid

Dear Mr. 風,

I find your choice of a username most intriguing. Obviously, the 'Kaze' is unambiguous, but which 'Kama' are you referring to?

• 鎌 or the traditional sickle?
• 釜 as the kettle?
• Or perhaps the はまちのカマ, which I presume would represent the 'Masters of the Chef' gamer universe? Nicely postmodern, of course, with the Fish Collar Wind as the translation.

Of course, these are no substitutes for Jesus, but this is mildly interesting. Which one is it?

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Anti-Christ4Lyfe]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Oh my <<<explicative deleted>>> god, can't you guys give it up already, who gives about your "this game is anti-christ" stuff. You guys are the cause of so much <<<explicative deleted>>> so, just stop all of this.

Islam for lyfe

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

who gives about your "this game is anti-christ" stuff.

I do, thank you very much. I care what my children are subjected to, and as a mother of many children, I can't keep my eyes on everyone of them every moment of every day. While we do have "sin-buddies" and certainly no one is allowed to use the bathroom alone, I have no doubt Satan tries to tempt children to sin. Having information like this gives me an edge over the adversary, and helps me keep my children safe.

[MRMUSLIM]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Since the time when I first made that post on the "Team Fortresses: II" thread, my son (who is now limited to playing on my lap for parental guidance and knows that if he so much as mentions the q-word again in my house, he will have the sin taken from his hide) has shown me Overwatch more fully, so I can better witness to those caught in its grip, and to show just how sinful it truly is.


In Overwatch, twelve lost souls compete for the "honor" of finding out which players will be snared more and more by the lies of atheism, one world government, techno-bestiality, and to nobody's surprise, idol worship, all while engaging in enough orgiastic violence to make a whole new vineyard for the grapes of GOD'Swrath!


The "heroes" of the game each have unique abilities and backstories with which they blaspheme GOD, and there are, it seems, even more of these wretched lot on the way, to be released at a later date. I have already gone over a few of them in my original post and have explained how only one of them seems to be in any way a follower of CHRIST. However, I gave only a sampling. I had to truly stare this sin in the face and get a feel for it (as the sinners say, I had to 'git gud') before I really knew that the only thing any of these players "main" is an addiction to profligacy. It turns out in the game that the "heroes" are members of an organization which was/is called the titular "Overwatch," a thuggish freak show of a police force for a one world government led by the UN! As if that isn't bad enough, they were destroyed once but a talking monkey has called them back to trample on family values, the freedom to worship GOD, and general good taste once again, and this is all in game!


I will go through the characters from left to right. Those with weak constitutions, please avert your eyes, I am a medical professional and am used to seeing gruesome material so my visual sin detectors are calibrated differently:

• "Benji Shimada," is an abomination of flesh and metal, and a testament to the utter lack of respect for GOD'S design and creation. Created by the game's resident quack ("Marcy," already mentioned), Benji can run fast, double jump, climb walls, and reflect bullets, but he cannot reflect the hellfire that awaits him (or what is left of him) for giving himself over to worship of Boo-duh.
• "Junked Rat" is an explosives-obsessed Australian who seeks to protect his worldly treasure from others because he has not built up treasure in heaven. Although GOD in HIS wisdom took Junked Rat's arm and leg to prove a point, the greed-blind hobo still has not turned from his ways.
• "Toad Hog" is Junk Rat's bodyguard and, if fan material is to be believed, his sodomite lover. Among sodomites, men like oad Hog are called "bears," but also the perhaps more colorful and honest term "c*m pigs," and I believe here the term is apt. Toad Hog's primary ability is his tremendous corpulence and his hook, so I assume his primary job is to give Christians tetanus and to eventually act as a source of meat once the sinners start to eat one another. Being foolish enough to be a sodomite, he doesn't know that tetanus is merely a means of being brought into the LORD'S loving embrace upon death, or that when the LORD'S judgment comes, he will likely lose weight before it comes to cannibalism.
• "May" is a Chinese "climate scientist" whose job is to repeat the lie of "global warming" as loud as possible and as often as possible. She often talks about gathering 'data' on her 'missions.' Since any actual climate data would prove the Bible correct, I assume the data she gathers is on the location and number of Christians and Baptist churches at various locations around the globe so it can be used to round them up and kill them off. She is considered by players to be the most annoying because her powers have to do with ice and she is apparently the fattest character in the game, with Toad Hog in close second.
• "Darya," named for the infamous butch lesbian cartoon of the same name, is a female Russian weightlifter who seems to be some sort of lesbian fantasy come hideously to life, not entirely unlike a buff, communist version of its namesake. A nastier inversion of GOD'S carefully delineated gender roles would be hard to find. She is apparently only "mained" by advanced players; this I take to mean that players become more and more familiar with the worst elements of the game as they get more involved.
• "Sarah" is an Egyptian RPG user (the grenade RPG, not the original "let's get your kids addicted to witchcraft" RPG) who uses a suit to fly about the map and shower the enemy team with rockets. Although the game portrays her as a "security chief," it is very clear when playing with her that she represents an Islamic terrorist. It is unclear whether she is a Mudslime or if she believes in ancient Egyptian heresy based on her tattoo, but since she has a tattoo at all, we know she cannot be Christian. Oddly, she has one of the most Christian phrases in the game, "Justice rains from above," referring toGOD'S eventual judgment on those playing the game, and yet it is used by one of the most openly idol-worshiping characters.
• "Tracey" is a female British pilot, which is confusing since her character runs fast. Apparently at one point she went so fast that she became unmoored from time itself, so the talking ape had to build a device to allow her to stay in one place, but also 'blink' forwards and backwards in time (can she blink back to before she sinned? No, says CHRIST, since the desire to sin is sin itself as per Matthew 5:28). This is, of course, functionally necromancy and in the real world GOD would have simply teleported her to hell for hubris, which he could do with the copies of this game, but won't, clearly to teach us a lesson. In this case I believe the lesson that the game intends is that the theory of evolution goes hand in hand with women's liberation, even "liberation" from the rules of time and space set down by GOD HIMself. It is true that the wacko, disproved theory of evil-lution has been the driving force for most if not all of the world's evils over the past hundred years, including perhaps the most pernicious of social evils, the lie of equality and feminism, so in this case I am pleased that the game so succinctly illustrates it. Even a clock damned to hell can sometimes tell the time correctly, even if it is out of loathing and hatred for GOD'S design.
• "Windowmaker" is a French assassin who is bent upon destroying Overwatch, similar to our erstwhile hero from my original post. Besides that, she seems quite intent on stopping the evils of robot Boo-duh-sts. As I understand it, she killed her husband, which would put her in the running for the most sinful character in the entire game, but I also believe her husband actually ran Overwatch or something like that, and all's well that ends well. I would like to see her and Creeper settle down and raise a GOD-fearing family in the final level of the game.
• "B.va," named for the colorful euphemism for a woman's 'shame cyst' as we in the medical industry refer to it, is a female Korean "giant robot" pilot and generally a complete brat with no concept of anything except for her own pleasure. Her primary goal in life seems to be to illustrate the nastiest tendencies of loose young women and to wear her "pilot suit" tight enough to distract my boy from my ministrations on the Bible. Otherwise, she is a young, heedless delinquent who spends 25 hours a day playing video games and sitting on her keester doing nothing for anyone. Since this describes nearly 100% of the people who play this game, I understand that she is very popular as a vain example of 'self-insert' gameplay. She is also a reference to "Neon Genesis Evangelion," a Chinese cartoon that is explicitly about a gay boy in a giant robot killing angels and trying to replace GOD! You can't make this stuff up. Or rather, you can, but if you do, you better believe GOD has a place for you in hell. Looks like D.va is "D.void" of any wholesome influence, as are her players.
• Torbjorn: This 'builder' character is industrious, of a healthy Nordic complexion, and generally of good cheer. He also has grown a well-groomed beard fitting of a man's station. While other characters destroy, he creates. You would think this would make him an ideal choice for a "Christian" gamer (not that such a thing often exists), right? WRONG! This "Torbjorn" is not only from Satan's holiday home of Sweden, but he is also a clear adaptation of the mythical race of squat little degenerates known as "dwarves." Ergo, this crafty little shortstack is perhaps the worst character in the game, a gateway for industrious and hard-working children to get suckered into an interest in comparative mythology, and at that point they may as well just go the whole nine yards and declare themselves witches, or worse, congregationalists. My son is never playing as Torbjorn, flat out.
• "Creeper," the true hero of the game, is a man who, when he saw the wages of sin, turned away from the devil's lowly works and turned his attention to the LORD. Undergoing a near-death experience, not entirely unlike CHRIST, Creeper returned, and took after JESUS' example, bringing not peace, but a sword. Like the HOLY SPIRIT, Creeper can move about like a thief in the night, and when he does arrive, he brings the fires of hell to pass judgment on the wicked gallery of sin. Why, I managed to illustrate 2 Peter 3:10 very well to my son using Creeper as an example, and for every soul he collects,HIS faith is that much stronger, and he gains life from them, in the same way that we gain life from the sacrifice of CHRIST. Although he is far from CHRIST HIMself (Creeper is after all a Mexican), as a stand-in illustration, I believe he is a healthy influence.
• "Marcie," the devil in disguise! This wretched hag has the gall to resurrect others without once invoking the LORD JESUS CHRIST'S name. Whatever I have said of other characters, this I say now, she is doubtless the most sinful character in any media I have ever witnessed, a falsely modest, nasty, two-faced liar who would make Hillary Clinton blush! The most thankful part of this game is that she dies easily when not hiding like a gutless coward behind her brainwashed sin puppets. Marcie is the whore of Babylon, which is shown in the game itself! In the character options, players can play as her true form, witness so that you will not be deceived:
  If your child is so lost that they claim to "main" Marcie, do them a favor and prevent them from playing games until they bear children of their own and can be woken up to the tremendous threat posed by characters like this.
• "Zenyoda" is really more of the same Boo-duh worship that we got from Benji, except with more ball-slinging and "free Tibet" pinko nonsense. This robot hippie would have you believe that robots "are like, people too, man," and actually experience feelings, or, laughably, might have souls. As a comedian, Zenyoda would be hilarious, but as a character, it is the same tired old sin, now in a similarly tired, rusty old package. What is there to say about him that CHRIST did not say already about the pagans? This floating little devil has one saving grace, that he is so devoid of anything even remotely interesting that only the most stonered of hippy Demonrats would even think to play him.
• "Gonzo Shimada," an archer with hate in his heart for his brother Benji. While this would increase his standing to me, my son informs me that his only job on the team is to press Q to summon dragons that kill the entire enemy team, so chalk this character up as really just an oriental warlock who exists to promote witchcraft as the answer to all of life's problems. I will laugh when GOD destroys him by turning the great dragons back upon him and ignoring his too-late repentance.
• "Grindhard," a German sex pervert in what I believe is a 'BDSM' sex suit, who goes on and on about his 'big hammer.' When I played him, at one point after hitting many enemies with it, he even openly states "I am on fire!" and I cannot think of a more apt way for him to state that he is a flaming homosexual into buggery and sadomasochism. What cracks me up is that he states "Do not worry my friends, I am your shield," referring to condoms, and then says later that his "shield is giving out," at which point it breaks and his team is flooded with damage, clearly representing AIDS. Even when sinners are confronted with the reality of the situation, they still cannot see past the elements of the parable.
• "Sintown," the talking ape who gave Tracey her time-changing gear. He jumps around, much like an evolutionist jumps from lie to lie to try to confuse Christians, and puts down temporary bubble shields, like how the public school system shields children from the truth that GOD created all things! Sintown is the epitome of the modern scientist or professor: AGODless monkey without a clue who acts as an enabler for his leftist thug buddies in Overwatch. It is a good thing for him that in the world of Overwatch the Bible seems not to exist, or else Sintown might have to admit that his inventions are goofy affronts to CHRIST and that his weapon is mediocre at best. As the Overwatch players say, "No aim, no brain, Sintown main."
• "Sinnetra," an autistic dot Indian who, like the monkey before her, has what she is right in her name, is a Hin-doo who creates portals to hell that her team can pass through, and little imp-like 'sentries' that shoot wicked gouts of hellfire to slow, weaken, and ultimately kill her enemies, passersby, small animals, Christians, bugs, you name it. Two of her 'custom skins' are really just Hin-doo goddess outfits, there really is nothing negative I can say about her that will make you dislike her less than actually watching someone play as her. She is obsessed with order, probably because in India they lack order, electricity, and basic plumbing, and although she talks about 'hard light constructs' all the time, that light comes straight from the lake of fire.
• "Soldier '66," a Vietnam war veteran whom I believe was struck blind by GOD for his arrogance, this former hero decided to turn his back on America and was in fact the former leader of Overwatch. It seems that he went from fighting against communism to fighting for it, all in a matter of decades, much like how Moses was not allowed to enter the promised land, or how in his old age, King Solomon turned his back on the LORD. Soldier '66 sees everything with his wicked digital eyes, except for the truth of CHRIST.
• "Castiron," an old military robot who now believes in nature worship and will lead your children to pantheism and wicca, all for Castiron granting them a brief moment of fame. You see, whoever plays Castiron automatically is what is known as the "player of the game," to be celebrated and given accolades at the end of each level, for having the foresight and lack of scruples to actually choose Castiron. Even among sinners, choosing him is a sign of slothful vanity.
• "Lucifo," a Brazilian slumlord (and likely transsexual) who peddles electronic dance music to the children who play the game. If this game has a pimp of sin, Lucifo, like his namesake, fits the bill. Lucifo has two abilities to help his team. The first is "Speed Boost," in which he gives amphetamines to his fellow players so that they will go faster. The second is "Healing Boost," where he gives 'his jam' (yuck!) to other players all equally, promoting communism, free love, loose sex, and looser morals, to say nothing of the very probable miscegenation that occurred to make him, since he has no Brazilian accent whatsoever.
• "Mickey," a tobacco-smoking cowboy with a belt buckle reading 'BAMF,' meaning "Bad *** mother ******," which sounds bad enough when it simply means a mother who does not raise her children with love and discipline, but I assure you is far worse when you know what the 'A' and 'F' stand for (hint: they are both cuss words). Mickey likes to fan himself with a hammer, I can only assume Grindhard's from earlier, meaning he is the 'bottom' to Grindhard's 'top.' I remember a time when American cowboys were men to look up to, but to see how far we have fallen really brings tears to my eyes.
• Lastly there is a hero--more like zero--not shown here, "Annie," Sarah's mother, who originally taught her how to worship the goofy old idols of Egypt that the Pharaoh was so into when he tried to prevent GOD'S chosen people (well, at the time) from leaving. This old cyclopic crone fires darts of vaccines at her teammates, increasing their levels of autism so that they will ignore injury. Those same vaccines cause damage to her opponents who are mentally healthy, until at last the damage from vaccines becomes so great that they succumb to it. She can also throw pain medication like the kind given to pregnant women at her opponents to cause them to fall into a deep and unwholesome catatonic state, likely in the hopes that the liberal government will pull the plug. Her greatest attack is to 'nanoboost' a character, where she pumps them full of party drugs like PCP, caffeine, and ritalin to make them "trip out" all over her enemies and to make them sexually aroused enough to ignore CHRIST'S word.

You, sir, are on a level of stupidity that even the Lord himself struggles to comprehend

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

You, sir, are on a level of stupidity that even the Lord himself struggles to comprehend

I noticed you failed to support this opinion with any Scripture.

[MRMUSLIM]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

It doesn't need a quote from the bible. God loves everyone and tells us to be nice to one another, you all just spread hate. Although this is ***expletive***, so my expectations should not be very high to begin with. But hey, here's a scripture:

***extra-biblical source removed***

[handmaiden]

Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

Oh my <<<explicative deleted>>> god, can't you guys give it up already, who gives about your "this game is anti-christ" stuff. You guys are the cause of so much <<<explicative deleted>>> so, just stop all of this.

You know, other than the bad words, that's almost exactly how I feel about all the gamer people flooding our forum with their sodden sobs about how mean we are to have an opposing opinion to theirs.


Give it up, you guys! We have a right to not like your game and discuss it on our forum. You guys are the cause of so much traffic on our site that we can barely keep up with our regular condemnation of sodomy and rape victims who refuse to marry their attackers.

So, please stop all of this and let us get back to warning everybody who doesn't obey the Bible 100% that they are going to burn in hell.


I don't mind telling you that it's very taxing work faithfully representing God's Holy Word in uncompromising detail and on top of that, some of us have to find time to meet with our financial advisers in order to avoid paying taxes.


Believe me, with all that going on, we won't be coming into your basements to take away your beloved games. Besides, when the President starts a REAL war on America's enemies, you guys will all be drafted and your gaming experience with pretend weaponry will come in handy.


Many of you will learn the hard way that bullets and bombs actually hurt, but given how brave you all are to stand up to a bunch of Bible-thumpers over the internet, I'm sure that none of you will sh!t your pants when you see, touch and smell a mangled human body first hand. Hey, I've held a severed head in my hands and I've never pretend blown up anybody.


Lookingforwardly Yours,
Handmaiden