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  • #1186
    Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

    Because I'm just watching this place (don't take that the wrong way) cos a friend told me bout it. And I'm the one who's wrong and I'm the one who has to choose sides. Honestly, if you people make a thread slamming Overwatch (not saying specifically you, Mary), all opinions should be open for discussion either for, against, or neutral to the situation.

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    • #1187
      Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

      Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
      Because I'm just watching this place (don't take that the wrong way) cos a friend told me bout it. And I'm the one who's wrong and I'm the one who has to choose sides. Honestly, if you people make a thread slamming Overwatch (not saying specifically you, Mary), all opinions should be open for discussion either for, against, or neutral to the situation.
      You're mistaken. We aren't an open discussion forum, but a community of Bible Believers. If we wanted opinions that drastically oppose the LORD's Truth, we'd go to NPR.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #1188
        Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        You're mistaken. We aren't an open discussion forum, but a community of Bible Believers. If we wanted opinions that drastically oppose the LORD's Truth, we'd go to NPR.
        Jeez, can't even take a friendly suggestion. If all of you truly were Bible believers, then every message against others wouldn't generically end with some form of saying they'll burn in hell. Even more so, this thread and the even-more cancerous Team Fortress 2 thread from a long time back shouldn't even exist.
        General point of my presence here: Live up to the words you speak. And to the people who show to defend Overwatch. Let 'em say their piece. You people say your piece. That's it.

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        • #1189
          Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

          Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
          General point of my presence here: Live up to the words you speak.
          I always do.



          Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
          And to the people who show to defend Overwatch. Let 'em say their piece. You people say your piece.
          No.

          We aren't an open discussion forum, but a community of Bible Believers. We don't care what sinners think. They turned their backs on God and await eternal damnation. They are naught but the walking dead, waiting to be catapulted into the Lake of Fire for their punishment. And good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. Their presence clogs up the forums and gives our older members heartburn.

          Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
          That's it.
          Then I guess you're done here! Hallelujah!

          Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!

          Bye bye!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #1190
            Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

            This is so generically bad lol. What kind of cultists do you people pass as? And last anyone sane or right in the head checked, everyone has a reason to be here on this world. That's what nobody here seems to grasp. And it's truly shocking people can't understand. Nobody is that high and mighty that they detest everyone like they're 1700s slave labor. If they are then they're destined to live a very lonely and painful life.

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            • #1191
              Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

              Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
              ...What kind of cultists do you people pass as?...
              So was it the pointless video games, or something else, that have rotted your brain so severely you haven't noticed the "Landover BAPTIST Church" label on everything around here?

              ...And last anyone sane or right in the head checked, everyone has a reason to be here on this world. That's what nobody here seems to grasp...
              The Bible says everyone has a place in God's plan. Some are bound for glory, others for perdition. Try reading the blessed thing before you go arguing with people about it.

              ...And it's truly shocking people can't understand. Nobody is that high and mighty that they detest everyone like they're 1700s slave labor. If they are then they're destined to live a very lonely and painful life.
              Do you have any other personal opinions that no one cares about to share before you're banned for wasting time, space, and bandwidth? You might want to hurry.

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              • #1192
                Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                everyone has a reason to be here on this world.
                Let me fill you in on a little something, dear. You're not special. You're not a snowflake. You're another foul, filthy sinner, one Jesus likens to your grandmother's festering old menstrual rags (Isaiah 64:6). Your reason to exist is to glorify the LORD, which you can do through praise or through suffering in Hell. Your duty while here on this earth is to fear and obey Jesus, so help you God (Ecclesiastes 12:13; John 3:18).
                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                • #1193
                  Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  So was it the pointless video games, or something else, that have rotted your brain so severely you haven't noticed the "Landover BAPTIST Church" label on everything around here?
                  I read it all but this cesspool ain't no church or even a forum at this point. I know Baptists. This is just extremists being absolutely ridiculous. I'm perfectly fine here. I.Q. 119 (taken 3 weeks ago), so before people go saying my brain's rotting do a little bit of research and stop slamming people and then proceeding to cower behind a shield that supposedly is "God" 24/7.

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                  • #1194
                    Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                    Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                    I.Q. 119 (taken 3 weeks ago), so before people go saying my brain's rotting do a little bit of research


                    Why don't you, sweetie, do a little research on IQ testing yourself. It doesn't measure anything beyond your ability to take the IQ test - there are several types of intelligence and standardized tests (such as the IQ test) fail to address most of them.
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                     Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                    • #1195
                      Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                      Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                      I read it all but this cesspool ain't no church or even a forum at this point. I know Baptists. This is just extremists being absolutely ridiculous. I'm perfectly fine here. I.Q. 119 (taken 3 weeks ago), so before people go saying my brain's rotting do a little bit of research and stop slamming people and then proceeding to cower behind a shield that supposedly is "God" 24/7.
                      So following the Bible, the one and only source of the Christian faith, is to be extreme now?



                      Tell me, dear brainiac,

                      Am I an "Extreme American" if I know and refer to my Constitutional Rights, too?

                      Am I an "Extreme Car Driver" if I refer to my Owner's Manual for tire pressure stats?

                      Am I an "Extreme Baker" if I follow my Betty Crocker recipe as written?
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #1196
                        Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                        Why should I? Your Bible Shield is so omnipotent that it ain't even worth going to all the trouble to do that and then see you people just shut down any word I wind up typing.

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                        • #1197
                          Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                          Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                          Why should I?
                          Because you don't want to get banned from our site just yet?
                          Because you don't want your last post to be used as proof of your foolishness?
                          Because you don't shy away from supporting your claims with, you know, facts?
                          Because if you really believed what you said, you would havereasons to explain yourself.

                          But you don't really believe it. You know you're stumped.

                          That, my dear, is your soul crying out to you. It's screaming, begging for you to incline your heart and listen:


                          "Here I am! I'm eternal! I don't want to suffer any more! I long for my LORD! You know Him too! Ask them about Salvation! Today is a great day for Redemption!"
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #1198
                            Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Because you don't want to get banned from our site just yet?
                            Because you don't want your last post to be used as proof of your foolishness?
                            Because you don't shy away from supporting your claims with, you know, facts?
                            Because if you really believed what you said, you would havereasons to explain yourself.
                            You people say everything with the bible. (Intentionally left that way) Not everything involves the bible. It's a simple concept nobody here (exc. the people who have been banned apparently) seems to grasp.
                            Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 01-23-2017, 04:48 AM. Reason: fixing quoting function

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                            • #1199
                              Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                              Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                              You people say everything with the bible. (Intentionally left that way) Not everything involves the bible. It's a simple concept nobody here (exc. the people who have been banned apparently) seems to grasp.
                              Well, this is a forum dedicated to discussing the Bible and applying the Word of God to our every day lives, lol!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #1200
                                Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban!

                                The power of Jesus is Tremendous. Brethren, I give you a small demonstration of the Power of Prayer! The Unsaved Person who is persecuting us at this very moment had some trouble with his capitals.
                                Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                                and besides rain and wind have nothing to do with satan or disrespecting jesus christ. (my caps lock and shift keys are broken so don't send the grammar and capitalization police after me.)
                                Indeed, this can be annoying, and apparently the sinner was unable to rectify this problem himself, which is no surprise (John 9:31). So I prayed and asked Jesus to help this poor fellow by any means He considered suitable.

                                Here are the results!
                                Originally posted by Nauseous Succotash View Post
                                First off, whoever said I gave up Overwatch? I play the game, have 115 hours logged on it. Secondly, I'm trying to remain neutral but you people keep trying to push me to take sides. (And how was answering Handmaiden's question being passive-aggressive?)


                                Instant results with True Christian™ intervention. Dear Sinner, we can do the same for your Soul if you just open up to the Gospel and listen to our teachings that come directly from the most infallible source imaginable, Jesus Christ!

                                Matthew 21:22
                                And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.

                                This was just a tiny demonstration of what we can do. The Big Thing is Heaven! It is available, as well.




                                Yours in Christ,

                                Elmer
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