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  • HomerHamiteJoo
    Unsaved trash
    • Apr 2017
    • 1

    #46
    Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

    I think roblox is fine BUT THESE HOMOSEXUALS ARE POLLUTING THE ROBLOX ROLEPLAYING EXPERIENCE DONT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY ROBLOX

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    • A Templar Knight
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Apr 2017
      • 7

      #47
      Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

      Originally posted by HomerHamiteJoo View Post
      I think roblox is fine BUT THESE HOMOSEXUALS ARE POLLUTING THE ROBLOX ROLEPLAYING EXPERIENCE DONT LET YOUR KIDS PLAY ROBLOX
      Will you help me take Jerusalem?!?

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      • Elmer G. White
        Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
        Victim of atheist scientific persecution
         
        • Apr 2014
        • 10281

        #48
        Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

        Originally posted by A Templar Knight View Post
        Papist nonsense
        Originally posted by HomerHamiteJoo View Post
        You two lovebirds need to start acting your age or take your mutual self-abuse somewhere else. Thank you for your cooperation and please continue enjoying God's favorite Forum!

        Ecclesiastes 10:12-13
        The words of a wise man's mouth are gracious; but the lips of a fool will swallow up himself. The beginning of the words of his mouth is foolishness: and the end of his talk is mischievous madness.


        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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        • A Templar Knight
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Apr 2017
          • 7

          #49
          Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

          i am not speaking gibberish! i am speaking latin and i want to claim the Holy Lands, Jerusalem! Deus vult! as in your language, God's will!

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          • Elmer G. White
            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
             
            • Apr 2014
            • 10281

            #50
            Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

            Originally posted by A Templar Knight View Post
            i am not speaking gibberish! i am speaking latin and i want to claim the Holy Lands, Jerusalem! Deus vult! as in your language, God's will!

            Admittedly, dear sinner, you are getting better. Your first attempt was "Deus vul" which is gibberish. "Deus vult" is acceptable classical Latin, but it means "God wills" (vult is a verb). If you wanted to express "God's will" you might try "autem deī" or "voluntas deī" (I used the macron to help you with the pronunciation, you don't need to reproduce it, but use the genitive of the word deus, please). However, there is absolutely no need to express these ideas in the Papist tongue as we have a better means of interaction - American.

            1 Corinthians 15:10
            But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain; but I laboured more abundantly than they all: yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me

            Isn't that so much better than...
            ...Gratia autem Dei sum id quod sum et gratia eius in me vacua non fuit sed abundantius illis omnibus laboravi non ego autem sed gratia Dei mecum.

            Similarly, let's look at this magnificent verse!

            1 Peter 2:15
            For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

            How fitting, how much more eloquent than...
            ...quia sic est voluntas Dei ut benefacientes obmutescere faciatis inprudentium hominum ignorantiam


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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            Check out our Research in Creation Science:

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            • A Templar Knight
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Apr 2017
              • 7

              #51
              Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post

              Admittedly, dear sinner, you are getting better. Your first attempt was "Deus vul" which is gibberish. "Deus vult" is acceptable classical Latin, but it means "God wills" (vult is a verb). If you wanted to express "God's will" you might try "autem deī" or "voluntas deī" (I used the macron to help you with the pronunciation, you don't need to reproduce it, but use the genitive of the word deus, please). However, there is absolutely no need to express these ideas in the Papist tongue as we have a better means of interaction - American.

              1 Corinthians 15:10
              But by the grace of God I am what I am: and his grace which was bestowed upon me was not in vain; but I laboured more abundantly than they all: yet not I, but the grace of God which was with me

              Isn't that so much better than...
              ...Gratia autem Dei sum id quod sum et gratia eius in me vacua non fuit sed abundantius illis omnibus laboravi non ego autem sed gratia Dei mecum.

              Similarly, let's look at this magnificent verse!

              1 Peter 2:15
              For so is the will of God, that with well doing ye may put to silence the ignorance of foolish men:

              How fitting, how much more eloquent than...
              ...quia sic est voluntas Dei ut benefacientes obmutescere faciatis inprudentium hominum ignorantiam


              Yours in Christ,

              Elmer
              Thank you Elmer, now will you help me claim the Holy Land from the saracens? i can provide armor, swords and shields + torches if you want some. ave maria!

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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #52
                Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                Originally posted by A Templar Knight View Post
                Thank you Elmer, now will you help me claim the Holy Land from the saracens? i can provide armor, swords and shields + torches if you want some. ave maria!

                The battle is already joined, friend. You are needed there at your earliest convenience and my advice would be to consider more modern weaponry. And another thing: Brother Professor White has alluded to our aversion to the Roman tongue. We are especially sensitive to that foul language at this time of year, as we are reminded that the Jews used their toadies the Romans to crucify sweet Jesus up on Golgotha. Kindly refrain from assaulting us with that foul talk.
                Last edited by Alvin Moss; 04-15-2017, 08:44 PM. Reason: Poor proof reading-I'm sorry Jesus.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12993

                  #53
                  Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                  Originally posted by A Templar Knight View Post
                  ave maria!
                  Eww!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

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                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                     
                    • Jul 2014
                    • 8429

                    #54
                    Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                    Brothers and Sisters, can anyone explain what exactly a Templar Knight is? Is it a sort of reverse Knight Templar - rather like calling a court martial a martial court, or the Attorney General the general attorney. i.e. a sign of sub-literacy? I expect he enjoyed the James Bond movie Royal Casino.
                    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #55
                      Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                      Brothers and Sisters, can anyone explain what exactly a Templar Knight is? Is it a sort of reverse Knight Templar - rather like calling a court martial a martial court, or the Attorney General the general attorney. i.e. a sign of sub-literacy? I expect he enjoyed the James Bond movie Royal Casino.
                      They were characters featured in the third Indiana Jones movies. Dusty, crusty old Catholics who are out of touch with the world, I believe.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                         
                        • Jul 2014
                        • 8429

                        #56
                        Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        They were characters featured in the third Indiana Jones movies. Dusty, crusty old Catholics who are out of touch with the world, I believe.
                        Thank you, Sister. So, a sort of unwashed catholic version of an imaginary thing like a wookiee?
                        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                        • Thomas Taylor
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 1486

                          #57
                          Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                          Thank you, Sister. So, a sort of unwashed catholic version of an imaginary thing like a wookiee?


                          That's it exactly Sister Joanna, a wookiee (whatever one of those is)
                          Isaiah 66:15

                          For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                          • TheFurFag
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Apr 2017
                            • 4

                            #58
                            Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            Oh, really? Please link to the studies that prove your assertion.



                            But, it doesn't. It describes them as "abomination" and says they should be killed.

                            Those are facts. Whether you like them or not has nothing to do with anything.


                            Then why did God create Hell (according to the Bible), if no one's going to go there? Do you think God is stupid or what?
                            god is stupid though... roblox has content filters that stop others from saying innapropriate things, as a ex-roblox player i completely disagree with all of this

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #59
                              Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                              Originally posted by TheFurFag View Post
                              god is stupid though... roblox has content filters that stop others from saying innapropriate things, as a ex-roblox player i completely disagree with all of this
                              After spending a bit of time actually reading our dear forum, you'll no doubt note the poster to which you are responding is an arrogant, atheist dick. Why we can't get rid of him, I'll never know. However, you'll also note he offers Scripture when making a point. As you have stumbled upon a church forum to seek spiritual camaraderie and solace from a cruel world, I would encourage you do do the same. Who knows, it may just change your life!
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • A Templar Knight
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Apr 2017
                                • 7

                                #60
                                Re: Roblox is unsafe at this time

                                welp, i am done with this roleplay shit, i am going back to play World of warcraft you beautiful fekkers

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