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  • Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

    My neighbor's son has something called a "PS 3" which is apparently used by the devil to seduce youngsters into playing demonic games instead of reading the Bible and praying. Well, this young fellow tripped over the power cord to the machine and ruined the plug somehow. So, naturally mommy comes to the rescue and wants to get him a new one.


    She asked me if I would go to Game Stop for her since her favorite soap opera (The Bold and the Beautiful) was on and she just had to know what was going to come of some tramp on the show. Since it is a short walk, I decided to do her this favor. Well, when I walked in Game Stop I was accosted by some acne-ridden 17 year-old who asked if I was a member of their "club." I informed him I was not nor was it my intention to be and I asked for the power cord I required. He began explaining all the benefits of the loyalty program, none of which appealed to me. I told him that a healthy session of Paperboy on the Nintendo was as far as I would ever venture into gaming and he chuckled. "You're kidding, right?" He asked.


    I now demanded the power cord and as he went to retrieve it, I looked around at the boxes of games displayed everywhere. Most had evil, satanic themes and demos of the games were shown throughout the store. I didn't see one thing honoring Jesus. Not ONE.


    Parents, I would strongly recommend never visiting those stores and certainly never allowing your young ones to enter the doors. I prayed for three hours after leaving until I felt cleansed of the evilness that pervades the place. May God protect our children, especially boys, from the nonsense that is the gaming world.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    The thing I want to know is which genius comes up with the names for all of these companies?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
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      I thought they went out of business, I dont see them around here anymore. Maybe they are operating out of back alleys.

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      • #4
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        I can't tell if you guys are trolls like me or if there really are people this idiotic.

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        • #5
          Re: Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

          Originally posted by Talion View Post
          I can't tell if you guys are trolls like me or if there really are people this idiotic.
          Yes, but they aren't.

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          • #6
            Re: Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

            Originally posted by Talion View Post
            I can't tell if you guys are trolls like me or if there really are people this idiotic.
            I dare you to find Scripture that supports patronizing such a clearly diabolical enterprise as The Game Stop. If you can, then consider us "trolls like you," and I'll personally eat my hat.
            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • #7
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              GameStop: Mediocre games and gear for way to high prices. Place can go out of business for all I care.

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                I blame postmodernist deconstructuralism (or whatever nonsense they've come up with recently) in which, having decided that the world spirals about all over the place, anything goes. A few years ago I agreed to drive some nerds to a "convention" because none of them could drive. In their own deconstructed minds they could drive massive Anaconda spaceships across the galaxies trading contraband, atom-blasting even more ridiculous insect spaceships and becoming multi-trillionaires overnight. But an actual car? No. They agreed to cover accommodation (so that I'd be on hand for errands) but honestly. They were going to do some rôle playing. Well, I make costumes and had just stocked up some nice lively fabrics, even run up a couple of ideas on the machine. I'd even thought, naïvely, that I might pick up a design or two for future use.

                You will not believe this.

                It was supposed to be a "frenzy" (not my words) but I've seen more frenzied sloth enclosures at the zoo. They just stood there looking at one another. No-one was wearing a costume. One or two had cardboard fins stuck on themselves with dragon? scales drawn on in crayon. A couple of moonlighting teachers cocked an eyebrow "YOU!! STAND UP STRAIGHT!!"(points) "STOP DOING THAT!!" There was a bit of shuffling, at least they all seemed to be in familiar territory now. One of the teachers commandeered an empty room for her office (this was quite a plush conference facility) I don't know what went on in there but it sounded more interesting than the "frenzy" and I'm getting a bit off topic but the point is that an in-house cable service was included. A 24/7 geek-a-thon. Music. Dork-themed binge TV. It was that or listen to the speakers. I lasted about 5 minutes of the keynote address before leaving so was able to get a good idea of their musical tastes. This is about the shortest approximation I could find.

                TRIGGER WARNING


                How could the message of Salvation ever be understood in such an environment? No mention of the sin we're condemned to be tortured for. No acknowledgement of Christ accepting torture on our behalf. And certainly no mention of the billions, not chosen for Salvation, who are abandoned to perdition forever. What conclusion can we draw? That the "gamer" community consists only of dissipated wretches mocking God, inventing spiralling "earths" and "moons" for their consoles but utterly devoid of any True understanding. This is not actually a new thing.
                Exodus 32:6d-8a The people sat down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play. And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves: They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them

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                  Re: Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

                  Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                  I blame postmodernist deconstructuralism (or whatever nonsense they've come up with recently) in which, having decided that the world spirals about all over the place, anything goes. A few years ago I agreed to drive some nerds to a "convention" because none of them could drive. In their own deconstructed minds they could drive massive Anaconda spaceships across the galaxies trading contraband, atom-blasting even more ridiculous insect spaceships and becoming multi-trillionaires overnight. But an actual car? No. They agreed to cover accommodation (so that I'd be on hand for errands) but honestly. They were going to do some rôle playing. Well, I make costumes and had just stocked up some nice lively fabrics, even run up a couple of ideas on the machine. I'd even thought, naïvely, that I might pick up a design or two for future use.

                  You will not believe this.

                  It was supposed to be a "frenzy" (not my words) but I've seen more frenzied sloth enclosures at the zoo. They just stood there looking at one another. No-one was wearing a costume. One or two had cardboard fins stuck on themselves with dragon? scales drawn on in crayon. A couple of moonlighting teachers cocked an eyebrow "YOU!! STAND UP STRAIGHT!!"(points) "STOP DOING THAT!!" There was a bit of shuffling, at least they all seemed to be in familiar territory now. One of the teachers commandeered an empty room for her office (this was quite a plush conference facility) I don't know what went on in there but it sounded more interesting than the "frenzy" and I'm getting a bit off topic but the point is that an in-house cable service was included. A 24/7 geek-a-thon. Music. Dork-themed binge TV. It was that or listen to the speakers. I lasted about 5 minutes of the keynote address before leaving so was able to get a good idea of their musical tastes. This is about the shortest approximation I could find.

                  TRIGGER WARNING


                  How could the message of Salvation ever be understood in such an environment? No mention of the sin we're condemned to be tortured for. No acknowledgement of Christ accepting torture on our behalf. And certainly no mention of the billions, not chosen for Salvation, who are abandoned to perdition forever. What conclusion can we draw? That the "gamer" community consists only of dissipated wretches mocking God, inventing spiralling "earths" and "moons" for their consoles but utterly devoid of any True understanding. This is not actually a new thing.
                  Exodus 32:6d-8a The people sat down to eat and to drink, and rose up to play. And the LORD said unto Moses, Go, get thee down; for thy people, which thou broughtest out of the land of Egypt, have corrupted themselves: They have turned aside quickly out of the way which I commanded them
                  First off, I have no clue what this has to do with GameStop. Secondly...



                  Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                  My neighbor's son has something called a "PS 3" which is apparently used by the devil to seduce youngsters into playing demonic games instead of reading the Bible and praying. Well, this young fellow tripped over the power cord to the machine and ruined the plug somehow. So, naturally mommy comes to the rescue and wants to get him a new one.


                  She asked me if I would go to Game Stop for her since her favorite soap opera (The Bold and the Beautiful) was on and she just had to know what was going to come of some tramp on the show. Since it is a short walk, I decided to do her this favor. Well, when I walked in Game Stop I was accosted by some acne-ridden 17 year-old who asked if I was a member of their "club." I informed him I was not nor was it my intention to be and I asked for the power cord I required. He began explaining all the benefits of the loyalty program, none of which appealed to me. I told him that a healthy session of Paperboy on the Nintendo was as far as I would ever venture into gaming and he chuckled. "You're kidding, right?" He asked.


                  I now demanded the power cord and as he went to retrieve it, I looked around at the boxes of games displayed everywhere. Most had evil, satanic themes and demos of the games were shown throughout the store. I didn't see one thing honoring Jesus. Not ONE.


                  Parents, I would strongly recommend never visiting those stores and certainly never allowing your young ones to enter the doors. I prayed for three hours after leaving until I felt cleansed of the evilness that pervades the place. May God protect our children, especially boys, from the nonsense that is the gaming world.
                  Not everything has to accommodate your belief in Jesus. Just because you don't like some games (hey, try the 1993 dos game Doom!), doesn't mean the whole world has to accommodate your beliefs. If you don't like it, either shut up and go away, or ignore it and move on.


                  Thank you for your time.
                  I'm the man than explains why you're wrong.
                  James 2:1-4

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                    Originally posted by terranble View Post
                    doesn't mean the whole world has to accommodate your beliefs. If you don't like it, either shut up and go away, or ignore it and move on.
                    Sweetie: have you ever considered that the above words also apply to your beliefs?


                    Thank you for your time!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
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                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

                      Originally posted by terranble View Post
                      I have no clue what this has to do with GameStop.
                      Apparently you'd forgotten what was in the 1st paragraph by the time you reached the 2nd. As for your other point,
                      Psalm 24:1 The earth is the LORD'S, and the fulness thereof; the world, and they that dwell therein.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                        Sweetie: have you ever considered that the above words also apply to your beliefs?


                        Thank you for your time!
                        Who said I had beliefs?
                        I'm the man than explains why you're wrong.
                        James 2:1-4

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                        • #13
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                          Greetings Terranble!

                          I do not like to argue with white people like yourself because they often get angry and call the police who will come and arrest I but I did want to point out that you did express your belief that these white people are wrong and you would explain it to them. I thought that was a chancy thing to say when you first appeared and I see now that I was correct. Since you are a white man they will probably not call the police but I do think you have made them angry.

                          Jah Guide!
                          Trevor
                          Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                          • #14
                            Re: Game Stop: A Haven for the Damned

                            Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
                            My neighbor's son has something called a "PS 3" which is apparently used by the devil to seduce youngsters into playing demonic games instead of reading the Bible and praying. Well, this young fellow tripped over the power cord to the machine and ruined the plug somehow. So, naturally mommy comes to the rescue and wants to get him a new one.


                            She asked me if I would go to Game Stop for her since her favorite soap opera (The Bold and the Beautiful) was on and she just had to know what was going to come of some tramp on the show. Since it is a short walk, I decided to do her this favor. Well, when I walked in Game Stop I was accosted by some acne-ridden 17 year-old who asked if I was a member of their "club." I informed him I was not nor was it my intention to be and I asked for the power cord I required. He began explaining all the benefits of the loyalty program, none of which appealed to me. I told him that a healthy session of Paperboy on the Nintendo was as far as I would ever venture into gaming and he chuckled. "You're kidding, right?" He asked.


                            I now demanded the power cord and as he went to retrieve it, I looked around at the boxes of games displayed everywhere. Most had evil, satanic themes and demos of the games were shown throughout the store. I didn't see one thing honoring Jesus. Not ONE.


                            Parents, I would strongly recommend never visiting those stores and certainly never allowing your young ones to enter the doors. I prayed for three hours after leaving until I felt cleansed of the evilness that pervades the place. May God protect our children, especially boys, from the nonsense that is the gaming world.
                            Thats because game stop doesnt have anything to do with christianity. Its a video game store. They sell games, not bibles and crosses. Just be glad you didnt see the game DMC

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                              Originally posted by thrrowaway View Post
                              Thats because game stop doesnt have anything to do with christianity. Its a video game store. They sell games, not bibles and crosses. Just be glad you didnt see the game DMC
                              Yes, but this website does.
                              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                              Guns For God and the Economy

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