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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2248

    #1

    Attention DolliMoans

    Is that YOUR Boomhauer Moans that is practicing to be a NASCAR driver this weekend on a closed course in Alabama? I mean - with the history of your family and - um, with the danger of high speed auto travel and, well, did he talk to you about this? Or is there another Boomhauer out there somewhere. The accompanying photo sure looks like your son. I am praying for his safety. (And is that your Lloyd in the background?)
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
  • Dennis Lukes
    Innkeeper for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2018
    • 2376

    #2
    Re: Attention DolliMoans

    Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
    I mean - with the history of your family and - um, with the danger of high speed auto travel and, well, did he talk to you about this?
    I've read this poor woman's posts. The boating accident, the fire, the tornado, the shooting. So many Moans-lings lost. And now her daughter Adelaide is dying of cancer and her boy Boomhauer is sure to go the way of Dale Earnhardt.


    What will become of the poor woman when all of her children have been called to Christ's bosom?
    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12917

      #3
      Re: Attention DolliMoans

      Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
      What will become of the poor woman when all of her children have been called to Christ's bosom?
      I'm pretty sure she's going to Hell for disobeying our Lord:

      1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


      At this point, I doubt any of her offspring continues in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Dana723
        Forum member
        Forum Member
        • Oct 2017
        • 771

        #4
        Re: Attention DolliMoans

        Poor Dolli. She has suffered so much in this life, just like Job did. I'm not sure how much more she could take if she lost another couple of children.
        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
        1 Corinthians 11:13

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