Elton John's Good Riddance Tour

[Johny Joe Hold]

There is so much hype about Elton John's Farewell (goodbye and good riddance you homer) Tour.

He will play here near Freehold. I'm sure not a single resident will attend. I am wondering if True Christians™ living in other places will attend--just to observe this sinful homer.

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[Dennis Lukes]

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Darn, I thought that old queen died of the AIDS years ago. Truly he's the most effete, mincing, sissy, nancy boy fairy singer to walk the earth since Liberace. Besides promoting sodomy with his repulsive and odious lifestyle, his songs endorse violence ("Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"), cussing ("The Bitch is Back"), and Godmocking blasphemy ("Tiny Dancer"). Before too long, I'm sure Jesus will send Dame Elton off to join his pal Princess Diana in Hell.

[VictoryOS]

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Instead of a going away party, lets just have a go away party.

[Emily Brent]

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Oooh, I love the John. A gift from us all here in the UK for our American friends. Do enjoy his snappy beats.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Elton John's Good Riddance Tour

Oooh, I love the John. A gift from us all here in the UK for our American friends. Do enjoy his snappy beats.

The real problem with him is he markets homerism. His coded message is, "Look at me, having fun and I'm rich. Thumb your nose at Jesus and be a sodomite." Someone needs to tell him feather boas do not get you into heaven.

[Isabella White]

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Instead of a going away party, lets just have a go away party.

Amen, Sister Victory. Amen! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Oooh, I love the John. A gift from us all here in the UK for our American friends. Do enjoy his snappy beats.

Dear me, Miss Brent -- It would seem to me, as a servant of the , that "snappy beats" have no place within the daily activities of those who are called to sanctification and holiness.

Ephesians 5:19 "Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord".

Then again (and I mean this in the nicest possible manner), after having had a glance at your profile description and your two awards, I must say that I am not terribly surprised by your statement. Please, Dear, do try to find the whilst time is still on your side. You never know when the will give you an appointment with a Good Humor truck.

Isaiah 55:6 "Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near".

And, why on Earth anybody would help this homersexualist sinner to reach fame and popularity is beyond me. Simply, I cannot imagine people paying good money to watch someone who dresses up like the devil, when that money could go, instead to our Pastor Ezekiel's fund for his new jet aeroplane!

A blessed day to all,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Emily Brent]

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Someone needs to tell him feather boas do not get you into heaven.

Regretfully Mr. Hold I must disagree. A modest boa is a remarkable fashion statement for Heaven. Here's an older photo of me to prove this point.

You never know when the will give you an appointment with a Good Humor truck.

I find that hardly likely. Good humor has never penetrated my exterior once. Not once.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Regretfully Mr. Hold I must disagree. A modest boa is a remarkable fashion statement for Heaven. Here's an older photo of me to prove this point.

Here is Elton John thinking he is dressed for heaven. He is headed for hell.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Here is Elton John thinking he is dressed for heaven. He is headed for hell.

That photograph reminds one very much of the myth of Icarus, who flew too close to the Sun and met a watery end.

[Basilissa]

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Regretfully Mr. Hold I must disagree.

That's not nice, dear.

Good humor has never penetrated my exterior once. Not once.

That we can agree on!

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

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I think already in 1947, when he was born, his parents knew that he would be a failure. For which other reason would his parents have called him "Elton"? No sane parent does that.

Looks like when he dies, we can feel the laugh tonight.


The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming. Psalm 37:13