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Super Smash Bros: The Ultimate Babylonian Orgy!
Buonasera Landoveriani.
Once again i want to bring your attention to one of the latest sins of country named Japan, made of course by the Japanese company that we can call Sintendo.
Take a look here:
This abomination is called Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. As far as i have read, it is a fightning game (i don't even want to know what "fight" actually means in this case) and it is released on the newest platform called Switch.
What attracts people to this game is the fact that it includes characters from all videogames franchises (even the ones that people never cared about). Here are some of the characters playable, according to what i've seen:
And their latest addition apparently is some chinese spaghetti-girl with robotic arms. Can't they think about how her arms can scare little children?
Now, apparently there is a story behind the game. I'll read it from a sinful website (only for this time).
I've stopped reading there. There is no doubt that this Galeem is a way to mock God Father the Almighty and this evil pink demon, named after a vaccum-cleaner company, is nothing more than the Antichrist!
And to further add insult to the injury, this game is clearly promoting a New Babylon, in the form of the characters from various worlds reuniting with each other to fight.
But, does this stops here? Unfortunately no, because people from all over the world partecipates in tournaments. And considering that they are all underaged and males, i prefer to not touch this argument.
I'll start adding a prayer to the mass of the Church that i attend, hoping that it will keep people away from it.
You should do it too as well.
Buonanotte!
Once again i want to bring your attention to one of the latest sins of country named Japan, made of course by the Japanese company that we can call Sintendo.
Take a look here:
This abomination is called Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. As far as i have read, it is a fightning game (i don't even want to know what "fight" actually means in this case) and it is released on the newest platform called Switch.
What attracts people to this game is the fact that it includes characters from all videogames franchises (even the ones that people never cared about). Here are some of the characters playable, according to what i've seen:
- Mario: The communist plumber who eats drugs and vandalizes bricks
- Zelda: A cross-dressing elf
- Samus: An orange astronaut who traded his arm into a cannon
- Kirby: A pink demon that loves inhaling
- Pikachu and various Pokèmons
- The satanic Tarrasque from St. Martha story
- Various femminazi princesses
- Furries
- So many anime-styled swordsmen that cannont even be counted
- Snake: A KGB agent named after one of God most hated animals
- Sonic: The masturbator hedgehog (why is he in the same game as Mario?)
- Pac-Man: The pizza that eats drugs
- Some squids-like kids
- Vampire hunters (possibly sodomites, since they hold whips)
- A plant to promote enviromentalism
- Joker: Batman's main enemy, altough he looks different than what i've remember
And their latest addition apparently is some chinese spaghetti-girl with robotic arms. Can't they think about how her arms can scare little children?
Now, apparently there is a story behind the game. I'll read it from a sinful website (only for this time).
The mode's narrative begins with an evil entity, Galeem, destroying the Smash Bros. world, vaporizing nearly all of the fighter characters and placing them under his imprisonment; only Kirby, due to his Warp Star, evades this attack.
And to further add insult to the injury, this game is clearly promoting a New Babylon, in the form of the characters from various worlds reuniting with each other to fight.
But, does this stops here? Unfortunately no, because people from all over the world partecipates in tournaments. And considering that they are all underaged and males, i prefer to not touch this argument.
I'll start adding a prayer to the mass of the Church that i attend, hoping that it will keep people away from it.
You should do it too as well.
Buonanotte!
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