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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #466
    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Ikea, that's a laugh they don't even have an Idea
    Right you are! Why would Ikea want to be in Iceland? Ikea makes furniture out of wood, while eskimoes are used to making furniture out of ice. I think icelandic eskimoes have their own ways of decorating their igloes.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • syndandi
      Unsaved trash
      • Feb 2010
      • 8

      #467
      Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
      That's not what I was rolling my eyes at. I was doing that at your made up claims about who wrote your collection of fairy tale. I think it was a pair of brothers named Grimm, or this guy named Hans Christian Andersen.

      By the way, Mrs. Rogers is NOT old! Please apologize for your rude comments.
      Yes the Grimm brothers collected fairy tales. And H.C. Andersen wrote them. But why are you talking about fairy tales? Sagas are not related to them. They both have a plot?

      Sorry if I offended you. I thought the dp was of her. But being old isn't a bad thing, that is so ageist.

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22354

        #468
        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

        Originally posted by syndandi View Post
        being old isn't a bad thing
        I could not agree more!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • syndandi
          Unsaved trash
          • Feb 2010
          • 8

          #469
          Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
          Right you are! Why would Ikea want to be in Iceland? Ikea makes furniture out of wood, while eskimoes are used to making furniture out of ice. I think icelandic eskimoes have their own ways of decorating their igloes.
          fail

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #470
            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

            I seem to remember an old Eskimo saying, it went something like this. Don't eat the yellow snow where the huskies go! I do wonder what do they use to sleep on a hand carved ice berg ?
            Attached Files

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            • True Disciple
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2445

              #471
              Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

              Originally posted by syndandi View Post
              But why are you talking about fairy tales? Sagas are not related to them. They both have a plot?
              Both are stories about elves and trolls and bearded people with swords and axes, and both are taken seriously only nowadays by pagans and nerds who listen too much viking metal. What exactly would be the difference between these two?

              Originally posted by syndandi View Post
              fail
              Thanks for your rational response! I've learned a lot from it!

              Wouldn't it be easier to leave behind those perverted homosexual fetishes that trouble you because you have watched too much lazytown, and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour™? I understand that you are really fed up with the cold when you leave your iglo every morning, but Hell is really, really hot, and that's not very comfortable either.
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • arnaros
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2010
                • 15

                #472
                Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                Small information of Iceland pleace look at this site
                As this deepest of recessions takes hold, an increasing number of countries are seeing outbreaks of civil unrest. First it was Greece. Later, we saw unrest in the Baltics in Riga and Vilnius. Now, …

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                • Meek and Humble
                  Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                  Biblical Black Belt
                  Jr. Pastor
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 6197

                  #473
                  Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                  Originally posted by syndandi View Post
                  Yes thehttp://www.landoverbaptist.net/newreply.php?do=newreply&p=472585 Grimm brothers collected fairy tales. And H.C. Andersen wrote them. But why are you talking about fairy tales? Sagas are not related to them. They both have a plot?
                  From wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_tale

                  "Fairy tale is an English language term for a type of short narrative corresponding to the German term Maerchen, the Swedish saga, or the Italian fiaba."

                  Sorry if I offended you. I thought the dp was of her. But being old isn't a bad thing, that is so ageist.
                  Of course it's a picture of her, but why do you call her old?!

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                  • True Disciple
                    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2009
                    • 2445

                    #474
                    Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                    Originally posted by arnaros View Post
                    Small information of Iceland pleace look at this site
                    Yes, yes, your box-shaped igloes are pretty too...
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • Meek and Humble
                      Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                      Biblical Black Belt
                      Jr. Pastor
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6197

                      #475
                      Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                      Originally posted by syndandi View Post
                      fail
                      Well, I am certainly convinced by your intelligent, thought-out argument.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197

                        #476
                        Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                        Originally posted by arnaros View Post
                        Small information of Iceland pleace look at this site
                        As this deepest of recessions takes hold, an increasing number of countries are seeing outbreaks of civil unrest. First it was Greece. Later, we saw unrest in the Baltics in Riga and Vilnius. Now, …
                        My, thanks for the link! Iceland is certainly a violent, dangerous place to live. I'd probably be violent too, if I lived in a hellish, frozen wasteland.

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                        • Lavandergod
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 7

                          #477
                          Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                          By questioning me you question god and all your beliefs
                          Therefore I announce that god speaks through me and his words are final
                          , good bless you and your soul
                          ;Reverend Philipus J.c Kellings;
                          The order of Lavander

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                          • Meek and Humble
                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                            Biblical Black Belt
                            Jr. Pastor
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 6197

                            #478
                            Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                            Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
                            By questioning me you question god and all your beliefs
                            Therefore I announce that god speaks through me and his words are final
                            , good bless you and your soul
                            ;Reverend Philipus J.c Kellings;
                            The order of Lavander
                            Son, get off the drugs. They are turning your brains to mush.

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #479
                              Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                              I Just googled Iceland images and found these.
                              Attached Files

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                              • True Disciple
                                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 2445

                                #480
                                Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show.

                                Originally posted by Lavandergod View Post
                                By questioning me you question god and all your beliefs
                                Therefore I announce that god speaks through me and his words are final
                                , good bless you and your soul
                                ;Reverend Philipus J.c Kellings;
                                The order of Lavander
                                What you say is unbiblical and very stupid. Please do away with your addiction to drugs and the orgies in gay bath-igloes in which you participate and come back when you've become a True Christian(tm).
                                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                                Amen.

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